I extract gold from gold fishes

[Tom-Alex Soorhull]

Yes, when the goldfishes are big enough, I will shredder them, dry the
remains and remove the gold.

Soon I will be rich !

[Yorkshire Pudding]

On 14 May 2004 20:50:22 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

>Yes, when the goldfishes are big enough, I will shredder them, dry the
>remains and remove the gold.
>
>Soon I will be rich !


"Fools Gold" indeed!!!

YP ;-)

[felix]

(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message >...
> Yes, when the goldfishes are big enough, I will shredder them, dry the
> remains and remove the gold.
>
> Soon I will be rich !

I am trying a similar Get-Rich-Quick project with silverfish in my
basement. Am feeding all same silverfish with Cows Gum, very
nutritious and most enjoyable eating for insect. Silverfish have
multiplied in all directions and am nearly ready for major shredding
event to take place.
Amount of gleaned silver should exceed 150 carats avoirdupois and will
sell on ebay for approaching treble street value.

Those interested in joining silverfish pyramid schema please contact
in usual way. Terms and conditions apply.

[Chris Oinonen Ehren]

in article , felix at
wrote on 5/19/04 1:44 PM:

> (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message
> >...
>> Yes, when the goldfishes are big enough, I will shredder them, dry the
>> remains and remove the gold.
>>
>> Soon I will be rich !
>
> I am trying a similar Get-Rich-Quick project with silverfish in my
> basement. Am feeding all same silverfish with Cows Gum, very
> nutritious and most enjoyable eating for insect. Silverfish have
> multiplied in all directions and am nearly ready for major shredding
> event to take place.
> Amount of gleaned silver should exceed 150 carats avoirdupois and will
> sell on ebay for approaching treble street value.
>
> Those interested in joining silverfish pyramid schema please contact
> in usual way. Terms and conditions apply.

I extract humor from trolls. First, I feed them inflammatory, off topic
posts and tank water.
Then, I grind them up in my food processor and pour the slurry into a coffee
filter. The humor percolates through the filter. Yummm.
--
Chris


Probably better to starve the trolls than feed them.