Re: OT male thinking

[BenignVanilla]

"zookeeper" > wrote in message
...
> LeeAnne wrote:
> > "zookeeper" > wrote
> >
> >>Oh, very funny! Really .... now where is that list of rules from the
> >>female side, ....
> >>;-)
> >
> > Your wish is my command:
> >
> > Seminars For Men:
> >
> > Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to all men.
> > Please note the names of some courses have been changed.
> > Attendance in at least 10 courses is MANDATORY ...
>
> SLOMLAP!! Thank you LeeAnne. That's even better than what I was trying

Or SOMLOL.

BV.

[LeeAnne]

OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar w/either
SLOMLAP or SOMLOL

I know the regulars like ROTFLMAO, etc.

"BenignVanilla" > wrote in message
...
>
> "zookeeper" > wrote in message
> ...
> > LeeAnne wrote:
> > > "zookeeper" > wrote
> > >
> > >>Oh, very funny! Really .... now where is that list of rules from the
> > >>female side, ....
> > >>;-)
> > >
> > > Your wish is my command:
> > >
> > > Seminars For Men:
> > >
> > > Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to all men.
> > > Please note the names of some courses have been changed.
> > > Attendance in at least 10 courses is MANDATORY ...
> >
> > SLOMLAP!! Thank you LeeAnne. That's even better than what I was trying
>
> Or SOMLOL.
>
> BV.
>
>

[BenignVanilla]

Zk...you apparently are neglecting your pond if you had the time to find all
of this...*laugh*

BV.

"zookeeper" > wrote in message
...
> LeeAnne wrote:
> > OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar w/either
> > SLOMLAP or SOMLOL
> >
> > I know the regulars like ROTFLMAO, etc.
>
> This net speak was all or mostly coined on rec.ponds (we have many
> budding comedians here). It all started a couple months ago, when
> someone asked "what to do with dead animals in pond?" Since some of the
> replies were quite irreverent and comic, I almost BEOKAMed or SLOMLAPed
> or SOMLOLed my monitor, so I asked for contributions:
>
> "Okay, someone has to invent an online acronym for spraying the computer
> monitor with a beverage when reading a particular funny or irreverent
> message ..."
>
> John Rutz penned (keyboarded?):
> ... BEOKAM beverage ejected on keyboard and monitor ??
>
> Sue added:
> ...
> SLOMLAP = Spraying Liquid On Monitor Laughing At Post
>
> Ingrid noted:
> ... well I usually tell people they owe me a new keyboard ...
>
> BV suggested:
> ... SLOMLAP actually made me SLOMLAP so I'd have to vote for it. But I
> am also a traditionalist and since ROTFLMAO is the most popular, I would
> also like to suggest SOMLOL (Spitting On Monitor, Laughing Out Loud).
>
> JD coined:
> How about SLOSHAC?
> (Sprayed Liquid On Screen; Having a Cow)
>
> Susan said:
> On a lot of listservs, it's simply referred to as spew.
>
> Sameer contributed:
> ... unix administrators, have had pseudo-command for exactly this
> situation. C|N>K It translates to Coffee/Coke sent through the nose
> all over the keyboard.
>
> --
> zookeeper
>

[mad]

--
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.

> From: zookeeper >
> Organization: Oregon Public Networking
> Newsgroups: rec.ponds
> Date: Wed, 06 Aug 2003 20:30:29 -0700
> Subject: Re: OT male thinking
>
>
> Sameer contributed:
> ... unix administrators, have had pseudo-command for exactly this
> situation. C|N>K It translates to Coffee/Coke sent through the nose
> all over the keyboard.
>
this is my favorite. i have done this with coka cola, and the bubbles hurt!
LOL
mad

> --
> zookeeper



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[zookeeper]

BenignVanilla wrote:
> Zk...you apparently are neglecting your pond if you had the time to find all
> of this...*laugh*

> "zookeeper" > wrote
>
>>LeeAnne wrote:
>>
>>>OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar w/either
>>>SLOMLAP or SOMLOL ...

and John R. wrote:

> I bet Zookeeper has a folder: wierd stuff that goes on in rec ponds
> where she saved this. ;-)

.... and John wins the PORG award! I have a folder to save weird stuff,
answers to important and not-so-important questions, how to measure pond
chemistry, pond size, etc. I had already compiled that list to explain
one of the acronyms when I inadvertently used it on another list 8-)

.... and as far as neglecting ponds, what is phrase you keep saying BV?
leave it alone -- so neglecting is good, ... or bad ... today?
--
zookeeper

[Nedra]

but I love brownies and milk. What a lovely combination!!

Nedra
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836
http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118

"zookeeper" > wrote in message
...
> LeeAnne wrote:
> > I've got you beat: I once laughed so hard that a rice krispy came out
my
> > nose at the breakfast table -- when I told somebody this story they
replied
> > with "you should be glad you weren't eating honeycomb"
> > :0) ...
>
> Noodle, from chicken noodle soup. My brother holds the prize winning
> incident: brownies and milk, eeeewwwh!
> -
> Zk (BV, thanks for the idea of a shortened sig)
>
>

[Anne Lurie]

50 points to Gryffindor for "zookeeper"'s ability to sort out who said what
to whom!

An additional 5 points for "keeping a folder for the weird stuff."

And, lastly, just because I mightedly admire restraint whenever I see it
(having none whatsoever myself):
5 points for not throwing back at BV the phrase "Leave the da**ed pond
alone"!

Anne Lurie
too feisty for my own good
Raleigh, NC

"zookeeper" > wrote in message
...
> BenignVanilla wrote:
> > Zk...you apparently are neglecting your pond if you had the time to find
all
> > of this...*laugh*
>
> > "zookeeper" > wrote
> >
> >>LeeAnne wrote:
> >>
> >>>OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar
w/either
> >>>SLOMLAP or SOMLOL ...
>
> and John R. wrote:
>
> > I bet Zookeeper has a folder: wierd stuff that goes on in rec ponds
> > where she saved this. ;-)
>
> ... and John wins the PORG award! I have a folder to save weird stuff,
> answers to important and not-so-important questions, how to measure pond
> chemistry, pond size, etc. I had already compiled that list to explain
> one of the acronyms when I inadvertently used it on another list 8-)
>
> ... and as far as neglecting ponds, what is phrase you keep saying BV?
> leave it alone -- so neglecting is good, ... or bad ... today?
> --
> zookeeper
>

[zookeeper]

Anne Lurie wrote:
> 50 points to Gryffindor for "zookeeper"'s ability to sort out who said what
> to whom!
>
> An additional 5 points for "keeping a folder for the weird stuff."
>
> And, lastly, just because I mightedly admire restraint whenever I see it
> (having none whatsoever myself):
> 5 points for not throwing back at BV the phrase "Leave the da**ed pond
> alone"!
>
> Anne Lurie
> too feisty for my own good

Thank you for including me in Gryffindor -- I can easily see myself as a
Hermione -- but only 5 points for the folder keeping?

"Feisty" is always good!
--
Zk

[BenignVanilla]

"Anne Lurie" > wrote in message
m...
> 50 points to Gryffindor for "zookeeper"'s ability to sort out who said
what
> to whom!
>
> An additional 5 points for "keeping a folder for the weird stuff."
>
> And, lastly, just because I mightedly admire restraint whenever I see it
> (having none whatsoever myself):
> 5 points for not throwing back at BV the phrase "Leave the da**ed pond
> alone"!
<snip>

Not to be a sore loser or anything but Zk (cool sig, BTW) did say in her
first post:

"... and as far as neglecting ponds, what is phrase you keep saying BV?
leave it alone -- so neglecting is good, ... or bad ... today?"

So she did mention my mantra (STOP MESSING WITH THE DAMN POND!!!). Shouldn't
she have to forfeit a few points?

BV.