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Karl Reitlos
February 1st 04, 05:51 AM
It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.

What can I do now?

Ka30P
February 1st 04, 07:12 AM
Karl wrote >>It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.
What can I do now?<<

Sit back patiently
and wait for spring.
It will arrive soon.
Then you can sent the
B-52 bombers after it.


kathy :-)
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KenCo
February 1st 04, 08:08 AM
Karl Reitlos wrote:

> It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.
>
> What can I do now?


depth charges and torpedoes usually
work well for both......



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Yorkshire Pudding
February 1st 04, 12:20 PM
On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 03:08:56 -0500, KenCo > wrote:

>Karl Reitlos wrote:
>
>> It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.
>>
>> What can I do now?
>
>
>depth charges and torpedoes usually
>work well for both......
>
>
>
>--
Ah, the old battleship in the pond problem, simply do as I do and
introduce Killer Koi, they're carefully bred for aggression and have a
shaped charge with a strong magnet strapped to their forehead.
Bye bye battleship!!!

YP ;-)

Mike Patterson
February 1st 04, 01:18 PM
While many people go here for solutions to pond nuisances:

http://www.pestproducts.com/koi_pond.htm


I would recommend that you call Raytheon for your problem:

http://www.raytheon.com/products/phalanx/ref_docs/phalanx.pdf


Mike



On 31 Jan 2004 21:51:40 -0800, (Karl Reitlos)
wrote:

>It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.
>
>What can I do now?

Mike Patterson
Please remove the spamtrap to email me.

Hank
February 1st 04, 03:06 PM
I think we have some serious cases of cabin fever here, but ........
your radar must have been frozen for a ship that size to sneak up
undetected. The spring-time algae bloom should immobilize it.

"Karl Reitlos" > wrote in message
om...
> It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.
>
> What can I do now?

Cybe R. Wizard
February 1st 04, 03:30 PM
On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 10:06:48 -0500
"Hank" > wrote:

> I think we have some serious cases of cabin fever here, but ........
> your radar must have been frozen for a ship that size to sneak up
> undetected. The spring-time algae bloom should immobilize it.
>
> "Karl Reitlos" > wrote in message
> om...
> > It probably hunts for the submarine which arrived last week.
> >
> > What can I do now?
>
If not, have no fear, the heron will get them both come spring.

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