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Brian Raab
October 3rd 04, 05:32 AM
Beware, the fish-gestapo is very mean and "subfishes" will be killed by them.

Mike D.
July 7th 05, 05:56 AM
JO MAMMA!!
JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or
any
other bad thing in need of seeing..... JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the
humans
society a lot..... JJJEAAAAA

JO mamma is so creative that she has made her own decorations MANY times...
and
has even sold them! JJJJEAAAA!!!

JO mamma has so many phones in her house that she can answer a phone in ANY
room... cause theres a phone in every room..... cause theres so many...
JJJEEAAA!

JO mamma has seen so many rainy days that she can tell what KIND of rain is
raining during a storm.... cause she's seen so many rain storms....
JJJEEAAAAAA

JO mamma can dial phone numbers so fast that people want her to call ticket
master for them........ cause she dials their number fast.....so she gets
tickets.... JJJJEEAAA!!!

Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she make a pretty good one
herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma likes to take walks so much she takes one every day! sometimes
twice a
day! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma is so ambidextrious that she can even throw with both hands!
JEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma so fat she doesnt even look at the nutrition value tables on the
food
boxes she eats.....she just buys them and eats them.....cause shes
fat...JJJEEYAAAAAA!!!!

JO mamma is so well behaved at dinner parties that no one ever has to tell
her
to behave! JEEEYAAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some
ocasionaly!
JEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma's health care plan is so great that she can afford to get sick and
hurt
and stuff! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!

Jo mamma is so good at counting in seconds that she doesnt need a watch to
time
things! except long things....JJJEEEYAAAA

Jo mamma got smacked so hard by the water when she dove off the diving board
that even her mom felt it....cause she got hit hard....and her mom is
psychicaly
tuned into her.....cause she is her mom.....so she felt it
to.....JJJEEEYAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma so stupid she thought Saturday was Sunday....until she looked at
the
paper and saw the date....but for that particular time she wasnt smart at
all!
JEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma can smell so good...she knows when people are having barbeques or
cook
outs! JJJEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so much printer paper, that she can print out large documents
any
time! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma watches movies so much, she gets excited when she finds out that
sequels are coming soon! JJJEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma enjoys sandwhiches so much, she can make her own! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma has so many extension cords that she has the availibility to run
various appliances where ever she wants in a room! JJJEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!

Jo mamma is so stressed out that she needs to relax in a hot tub at least
once a
week! JJEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma has so many bank deposit slips that she never needs to use the ones
at
the actual bank! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma's new haircut is so good that people say "Goodness, thats a fine
looking haircut!" JJEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma has so many decks of cards that you can play any time at all, cause
theres always one there...waiting to be played....anywhere in the house...!!
JJEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at
pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma hears so good, that she can tell when someone is talking far away!!
JEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma uses Vidal Sasson so often, that she has really good hair...its not
damaged...or dry....or oily!! JEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma wheres combat boots! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!

JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is going
to
say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise
they
couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma is so cold she thought she was in a freezer! JJEEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma's fingers are so short, when she puts on a glove, the fingers are
too
long! JEEEYAAAA!!!

JO mamma likes so many kinds of candy that when she goes to the grocery
store,
she wants to buy candy, but she doesnt know which kind to buy......
JJJJJEEJA!!!!!!!!!

Well JO mamma has so many frequent flier miles that she could take a
trip!!!!!!!!!..... with them..... JJJJJEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

JO mamma likes to read so much that she has a frequent user discount at the
library! JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!
JJJEYAAAAA!!!!!

Jo mamma so slow, when shes drivin, people honk at her, cause she's goin
slower
than the rest of traffic! JEEEYAAAAA!!!

JO mamma has so much salad every day that she buys salad at sam's club & it
saves her money.....JJEJAAAA!!!!!!!

JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is going
to
say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise
they
couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma so fat she eats a lot of food! JJJEEEYAAA!!!

Jo mamma is so good at math that she dont even need a calculator!! even for
the
advanced classes! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many bottles of water that she hardly ever uses the faucet!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so young at heart that she likes to climb trees sometimes!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma eats so many apples, that all the seeds in them are starting to
make
her not feel good! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many remote controls in her living room that she sometimes
gets
them mixed up.... like when she wants to use the TV! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo momma has so much ice cream in her refrigerator that her family has ice
cream
for dessert EVERY night! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo momma has so many brooms in her broom closet that her floors are cleaner
than
most people's. JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many tables in her house that when she has company over,
theres
always room for drinks... on the tables... cause theres a lot of them!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so thirsty that she drinks from the fire hydrant sometimes!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so fat that she cant find very many diet plans that help her!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so fat the people say, "damn, theres a obese woman."!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so old that she has lots of grey hairs! and they are even
overdue!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma's car is so blue, that people say its almost black! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma scissors are so dull, that she cant cut paper very well with them!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so bad at biology that she thought the silkworm was a cow!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so old that she is starting to have arthritis problems!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many shirts that she doesnt do the laundry very often, cause
she
has lots of shirts to wear! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so kind that she does a lot of work at homeless shelters...and
hospitals! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is such a bad cook that she cant even make a glass of
water....cause
she tries to cook it..! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so southern, that she goes to pro wrestling matches a lot....and
she
likes them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma's stapler is so old, that it doesnt even have staples in it!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has such bad social skills, that she argues a lot! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many rings that she wears them on her fingers...and in her
jewelry box...cause thats where they go! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so much scratch paper that she always has something to write
on.....in every room......if she has a pen....to write with....or a pencil!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma painted her walls in her house so good that people say "boy o boy,
your
walls sure are painted good", & she acknowledges it, too! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many fast food coupons that she gets a lot of good deals
when
she orders.....even at places that dont give out many coupons......cause she
has
some! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma likes public parks so much, that she goes there every afternoon!
and
stays for hours! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so much insulation in her house that she stays warm even in the
winter! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma's car has so much room in it, people have her transport their large
things....cause it can carry them.....but its not a van or a truck.......its
just a big car! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many red blood cells, that the docter gave her
medicine.....and
told her to be careful! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma has purchased so many garden items that the people at Home Depot
say hi
to her because they know her.... because she goes there a lot... for garden
stuff! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many pages in her magazines, that people say they are bigger
than most other magazines! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma drinks so much orange juice, that people say she should just eat
the
oranges......instead of drinking them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma likes movies so much, that she voted..more than once....on the
award
shows! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many parking violations that the cops are getting angry,
because
they are sick of her getting them....and they dont like writing them
out......and putting them on her car! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma 's mouse pads are so old that they are falling apart.... and even
store
owners tell her to buy new ones... because even they know that her mouse
pads
are old & falling apart.... because shes famous for that! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma can flick the top of a pop can so well that she can hit things that
are
somewhat far away! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma has seen so many scary movies that shes not scared anymore when she
sees one, & she EVEN spoils the endings for people when she sees a scary
movie
that she has seen already! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many problems with her knees that the docters say she should
get
SURGERY! and soon too! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO mamma has such a wierd screen name on AOL that people sometimes ask her
why
she has that name, & she cant give an answer, because its so wierd!
JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so evil that she doesnt even say grace at the diner table....or
even
says a prayer before going to bed! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma so stupid she thinks dat P.T.A. stands for Paranormal
Teraindustriational Activators....when it doesnt! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has such old clothes....that they have a few holes in them....and
they
even have a tear here and there! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO mamma wears so many purple clothes that her closet looks purple, because
theres a lot of purple clothes in it! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO momma thinks so hard that her head hurts sometimes..... thats how hard
she
thinks! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO momma has so many toothbrushes that she sometimes doesn't know which one
she
wants to use! JEEEEYAAAA!!

Jo mamma's jeans are so blue, people think that she just got them...when she
didnt...cause they are really old...but still blue! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO momma has so many keys on her key rings that people say "Gosh, you must
be a
janitor or something", but she isn't... she just has a lot of keys!
JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO mamma believes in Santa Claus so much that sometimes she stays up late &
watches the sky on Christmas Eve! JEEEYAAA!!!

Jo mamma likes the holidays so much that she isnt part of the percentage of
depressed people during the holiday season! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!

JO mamma has so many different kinds of diet soda in her pantry that she
always
has what everyone wants.... even skinny people...cause diet soda is for
everybody..... JJEEAAAAA!!

Jo mamma likes to play tag so much that most of the kids in the neighborhood
are
always asking her to come out and play....JJEEEYAAAA!!

JO mamma wears so many sunglasses so much of the time that everything seems
bright when she takes em off........ JJJJEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!

JO momma listens to the radio so much, that she listened one time...and won
a
contest...cause she listened to the radio a lot! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Thats all for now G's. more will be up soon!



Insults done by REB, VoDkA, and KiBBz.


"Brian Raab" > wrote in message
om...
> Beware, the fish-gestapo is very mean and "subfishes" will be killed by
them.

Mike D.
September 28th 06, 08:02 AM
these jo mamma jokes are actually plagiarized from one of the two assholes
who shot up Columbine High School. How very lame. Mike.
"Mike D." > wrote in message
...
> JO MAMMA!!
> JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or
> any
> other bad thing in need of seeing..... JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!
>
> JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the
> humans
> society a lot..... JJJEAAAAA
>
> JO mamma is so creative that she has made her own decorations MANY
times...
> and
> has even sold them! JJJJEAAAA!!!
>
> JO mamma has so many phones in her house that she can answer a phone in
ANY
> room... cause theres a phone in every room..... cause theres so many...
> JJJEEAAA!
>
> JO mamma has seen so many rainy days that she can tell what KIND of rain
is
> raining during a storm.... cause she's seen so many rain storms....
> JJJEEAAAAAA
>
> JO mamma can dial phone numbers so fast that people want her to call
ticket
> master for them........ cause she dials their number fast.....so she gets
> tickets.... JJJJEEAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she make a pretty good one
> herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma likes to take walks so much she takes one every day! sometimes
> twice a
> day! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma is so ambidextrious that she can even throw with both hands!
> JEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma so fat she doesnt even look at the nutrition value tables on the
> food
> boxes she eats.....she just buys them and eats them.....cause shes
> fat...JJJEEYAAAAAA!!!!
>
> JO mamma is so well behaved at dinner parties that no one ever has to tell
> her
> to behave! JEEEYAAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some
> ocasionaly!
> JEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma's health care plan is so great that she can afford to get sick
and
> hurt
> and stuff! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!
>
> Jo mamma is so good at counting in seconds that she doesnt need a watch to
> time
> things! except long things....JJJEEEYAAAA
>
> Jo mamma got smacked so hard by the water when she dove off the diving
board
> that even her mom felt it....cause she got hit hard....and her mom is
> psychicaly
> tuned into her.....cause she is her mom.....so she felt it
> to.....JJJEEEYAAAA!!!!
>
> Jo mamma so stupid she thought Saturday was Sunday....until she looked at
> the
> paper and saw the date....but for that particular time she wasnt smart at
> all!
> JEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma can smell so good...she knows when people are having barbeques or
> cook
> outs! JJJEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so much printer paper, that she can print out large documents
> any
> time! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma watches movies so much, she gets excited when she finds out that
> sequels are coming soon! JJJEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma enjoys sandwhiches so much, she can make her own! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many extension cords that she has the availibility to run
> various appliances where ever she wants in a room! JJJEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!
>
> Jo mamma is so stressed out that she needs to relax in a hot tub at least
> once a
> week! JJEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many bank deposit slips that she never needs to use the
ones
> at
> the actual bank! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!
>
> Jo mamma's new haircut is so good that people say "Goodness, thats a fine
> looking haircut!" JJEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many decks of cards that you can play any time at all,
cause
> theres always one there...waiting to be played....anywhere in the
house...!!
> JJEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at
> pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma hears so good, that she can tell when someone is talking far
away!!
> JEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma uses Vidal Sasson so often, that she has really good hair...its
not
> damaged...or dry....or oily!! JEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma wheres combat boots! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!
>
> JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is
going
> to
> say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise
> they
> couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!
>
> Jo mamma is so cold she thought she was in a freezer! JJEEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma's fingers are so short, when she puts on a glove, the fingers are
> too
> long! JEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> JO mamma likes so many kinds of candy that when she goes to the grocery
> store,
> she wants to buy candy, but she doesnt know which kind to buy......
> JJJJJEEJA!!!!!!!!!
>
> Well JO mamma has so many frequent flier miles that she could take a
> trip!!!!!!!!!..... with them..... JJJJJEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>
> JO mamma likes to read so much that she has a frequent user discount at
the
> library! JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!
> JJJEYAAAAA!!!!!
>
> Jo mamma so slow, when shes drivin, people honk at her, cause she's goin
> slower
> than the rest of traffic! JEEEYAAAAA!!!
>
> JO mamma has so much salad every day that she buys salad at sam's club &
it
> saves her money.....JJEJAAAA!!!!!!!
>
> JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is
going
> to
> say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise
> they
> couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!
>
> Jo mamma so fat she eats a lot of food! JJJEEEYAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma is so good at math that she dont even need a calculator!! even
for
> the
> advanced classes! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many bottles of water that she hardly ever uses the
faucet!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so young at heart that she likes to climb trees sometimes!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma eats so many apples, that all the seeds in them are starting to
> make
> her not feel good! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many remote controls in her living room that she sometimes
> gets
> them mixed up.... like when she wants to use the TV! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo momma has so much ice cream in her refrigerator that her family has ice
> cream
> for dessert EVERY night! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo momma has so many brooms in her broom closet that her floors are
cleaner
> than
> most people's. JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many tables in her house that when she has company over,
> theres
> always room for drinks... on the tables... cause theres a lot of them!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so thirsty that she drinks from the fire hydrant sometimes!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so fat that she cant find very many diet plans that help her!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so fat the people say, "damn, theres a obese woman."!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so old that she has lots of grey hairs! and they are even
> overdue!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma's car is so blue, that people say its almost black! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma scissors are so dull, that she cant cut paper very well with
them!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so bad at biology that she thought the silkworm was a cow!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so old that she is starting to have arthritis problems!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many shirts that she doesnt do the laundry very often,
cause
> she
> has lots of shirts to wear! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so kind that she does a lot of work at homeless shelters...and
> hospitals! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is such a bad cook that she cant even make a glass of
> water....cause
> she tries to cook it..! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so southern, that she goes to pro wrestling matches a
lot....and
> she
> likes them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma's stapler is so old, that it doesnt even have staples in it!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has such bad social skills, that she argues a lot! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many rings that she wears them on her fingers...and in her
> jewelry box...cause thats where they go! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so much scratch paper that she always has something to write
> on.....in every room......if she has a pen....to write with....or a
pencil!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> JO momma painted her walls in her house so good that people say "boy o
boy,
> your
> walls sure are painted good", & she acknowledges it, too! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many fast food coupons that she gets a lot of good deals
> when
> she orders.....even at places that dont give out many coupons......cause
she
> has
> some! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma likes public parks so much, that she goes there every afternoon!
> and
> stays for hours! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so much insulation in her house that she stays warm even in
the
> winter! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma's car has so much room in it, people have her transport their
large
> things....cause it can carry them.....but its not a van or a
truck.......its
> just a big car! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many red blood cells, that the docter gave her
> medicine.....and
> told her to be careful! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> JO momma has purchased so many garden items that the people at Home Depot
> say hi
> to her because they know her.... because she goes there a lot... for
garden
> stuff! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many pages in her magazines, that people say they are
bigger
> than most other magazines! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma drinks so much orange juice, that people say she should just eat
> the
> oranges......instead of drinking them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma likes movies so much, that she voted..more than once....on the
> award
> shows! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many parking violations that the cops are getting angry,
> because
> they are sick of her getting them....and they dont like writing them
> out......and putting them on her car! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> JO momma 's mouse pads are so old that they are falling apart.... and even
> store
> owners tell her to buy new ones... because even they know that her mouse
> pads
> are old & falling apart.... because shes famous for that! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma can flick the top of a pop can so well that she can hit things
that
> are
> somewhat far away! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> JO momma has seen so many scary movies that shes not scared anymore when
she
> sees one, & she EVEN spoils the endings for people when she sees a scary
> movie
> that she has seen already! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has so many problems with her knees that the docters say she
should
> get
> SURGERY! and soon too! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> JO mamma has such a wierd screen name on AOL that people sometimes ask her
> why
> she has that name, & she cant give an answer, because its so wierd!
> JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma is so evil that she doesnt even say grace at the diner
table....or
> even
> says a prayer before going to bed! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma so stupid she thinks dat P.T.A. stands for Paranormal
> Teraindustriational Activators....when it doesnt! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma has such old clothes....that they have a few holes in them....and
> they
> even have a tear here and there! JEEEEYAAAA!!
>
> JO mamma wears so many purple clothes that her closet looks purple,
because
> theres a lot of purple clothes in it! JEEEEYAAAA!!
>
> JO momma thinks so hard that her head hurts sometimes..... thats how hard
> she
> thinks! JEEEEYAAAA!!
>
> JO momma has so many toothbrushes that she sometimes doesn't know which
one
> she
> wants to use! JEEEEYAAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma's jeans are so blue, people think that she just got them...when
she
> didnt...cause they are really old...but still blue! JEEEEYAAAA!!
>
> JO momma has so many keys on her key rings that people say "Gosh, you must
> be a
> janitor or something", but she isn't... she just has a lot of keys!
> JEEEEYAAAA!!
>
> JO mamma believes in Santa Claus so much that sometimes she stays up late
&
> watches the sky on Christmas Eve! JEEEYAAA!!!
>
> Jo mamma likes the holidays so much that she isnt part of the percentage
of
> depressed people during the holiday season! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!
>
> JO mamma has so many different kinds of diet soda in her pantry that she
> always
> has what everyone wants.... even skinny people...cause diet soda is for
> everybody..... JJEEAAAAA!!
>
> Jo mamma likes to play tag so much that most of the kids in the
neighborhood
> are
> always asking her to come out and play....JJEEEYAAAA!!
>
> JO mamma wears so many sunglasses so much of the time that everything
seems
> bright when she takes em off........ JJJJEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!
>
> JO momma listens to the radio so much, that she listened one time...and
won
> a
> contest...cause she listened to the radio a lot! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
>
> Thats all for now G's. more will be up soon!
>
>
>
> Insults done by REB, VoDkA, and KiBBz.
>
>
> "Brian Raab" > wrote in message
> om...
> > Beware, the fish-gestapo is very mean and "subfishes" will be killed by
> them.
>
>