Excalibur is hidden in my pond ............

[Karl-Hugo Weesberg]

I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.

What can I do?

[Ka30P]

>I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>
>What can I do?

Hire a hit heron.

[George]

"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
> >I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>>
>>What can I do?
>
> Hire a hit heron.
>

Either that or hire a ninja turtle.

[Mark and Kim Smith]

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

>I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>
>What can I do?
>

" Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

[George]

"Mark and Kim Smith" > wrote in message
...
> Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
>
>>I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>>
>>What can I do?
>>
>
> " Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a
> system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the
> masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

-Mony Python and the holy Grail

[axemanchris]

"Mark and Kim Smith" > wrote in message
...
> Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
>
> >I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
> >
> >What can I do?
> >
>
> " Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
> for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
> mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

LOL! I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed that movie.

Jacqui
>

[Derek Broughton]

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

> I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>
> What can I do?

I've got no sympathy. If you're not man enough to fight through a few
turtles to get it, you're just not heroic enough to be wielding Excalibur.
--
derek

[Benign Vanilla]

"Mark and Kim Smith" > wrote in message
...
> Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
>
> >I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
> >
> >What can I do?
> >
>
> " Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
> for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
> mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an
emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'
d put me away!" -Monty Pyton, More from the same scene.

BV.

[Benign Vanilla]

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" > wrote in message
om...
> I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>
> What can I do?

As long as it is not made of copper, just leave it there. The Algae will
hide it soon enough.

BV.

[HA HA Budys Here]

>From: "Benign Vanilla"

>
>"Mark and Kim Smith" > wrote in message
...
>> Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
>>
>> >I can become king, but the sword is guarded by fierce killer turtles.
>> >
>> >What can I do?
>> >
>>
>> " Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
>> for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
>> mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
>
>"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some
>watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an
>emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'
>d put me away!" -Monty Pyton, More from the same scene.
>
>BV.


Ahhh... now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[Gary Woods]

(HA HA Budys Here) wrote:

>Ahhh... now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Still some of the best stuff around; I was going to reply with something
about a watery tart, but I'm _way_ too late.
I'll just bugger off and run away.

I've got the DVD. Well worth it.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

[Dances With Ferrets]

Hope it's not too sharp. Otherwise, I'd be purchasing liner repair
tape to be ready for an accident should your retrieval endeavors cause
an inadvertent puncture.

:)~

[Lt. Kizhe Catson]

Gary Woods > wrote in message >...
> (HA HA Budys Here) wrote:
>
> >Ahhh... now we see the violence inherent in the system!
>
> Still some of the best stuff around; I was going to reply with something
> about a watery tart, but I'm _way_ too late.
> I'll just bugger off and run away.
>
> I've got the DVD. Well worth it.

[Just to drag out this OT but amusing tangent]

Have you got one with the "extra material"? The docu of Graham
Wossname and the director travelling all over Scotland re-visiting the
locations of the film shoots is very good. Best part is the gift shop
at the castle (the one that was used for almost all the castle scenes
-- Camelot, Swamp Castle, French Castle, Castle Anthrax), where the
best-selling item is the film script, and Python-loving tourists run
around banging coconuts together.

-- Kizhe

[Gary Woods]

(Lt. Kizhe Catson) wrote:

>Have you got one with the "extra material"? The docu of Graham
>Wossname and the director travelling all over Scotland re-visiting the
>locations of the film shoots is very good.

I do indeed. I loved the idea that the search for locales took place in
only the finest resorts and hotels, leaving no money for the actual shoot.

And people younger than the movie have been heard to say "I'm not quite
dead yet..."


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic
Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G

[Ka30P]

Considering this for
Christmas ~
http://tinyurl.com/6dvh7


kathy :-)
3000 gallon pond
800 gallon frog bog
home of the watergardening labradors
zone 7 SE WA state

[Happy'Cam'per]

LOL, THE KILLER BUNNY!!!!!.....That just cracks me up
completely....pffffftttt :)
--
**So long, and thanks for all the fish!**

"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
>
> Considering this for
> Christmas ~
> http://tinyurl.com/6dvh7
>
>
> kathy :-)
> 3000 gallon pond
> 800 gallon frog bog
> home of the watergardening labradors
> zone 7 SE WA state

[Crashj]

On or about Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:55:01 GMT, Gary Woods
> wrote something like:
<>
>I'll just bugger off and run away.

Coward!
--
Crashj

[HA HA Budys Here]

>From: Crashj

>On or about Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:55:01 GMT, Gary Woods
> wrote something like:
><>
>>I'll just bugger off and run away.
>
>Coward!
>--
>Crashj

Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away...
When danger rears it's ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled...

[Mark and Kim Smith]

HA HA Budys Here wrote:

>>From: Crashj
>>
>>
>
>
>
>>On or about Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:55:01 GMT, Gary Woods
> wrote something like:
>><>
>>
>>
>>>I'll just bugger off and run away.
>>>
>>>
>>Coward!
>>--
>>Crashj
>>
>>
>
>Sir Robin ran away.
>Bravely ran away away...
>When danger rears it's ugly head,
>he bravely turned his tail and fled...
>
>
>

Old man from scene 24: What is your quest?