Keeping fishes in aquaria is a sin ! ! !

[Karl-Hugo Weesberg]

Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!

Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to HELL!

[Bill Stock]

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" > wrote in message
om...
> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>
> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
HELL!

Got my Marshmallows packed.

[TYNK 7]

>Subject: Keeping fishes in aquaria is a sin ! ! !
>From: (Karl-Hugo Weesberg)
>Date: 10/24/2004 9:49 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: >
>
>Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>
>Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
>HELL!

Well I guess I better order me up one of them thar suits that lets you walk
around volcanos and such. Yup...that's a what I'm a gonna do.

[TYNK 7]

>Subject: Re: Keeping fishes in aquaria is a sin ! ! !
>From: "Bill Stock"
>Date: 10/24/2004 9:56 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: >
>
>
>"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" > wrote in message
om...
>> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>>
>> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
>HELL!
>
>Got my Marshmallows packed.

Crap! I knew I forgot something.

[Tedd Jacobs]

<cross-post removed>

"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote...
> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>
> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
> HELL!

then how did noah get them on the arc?

t.
--
A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."

[Ali Day]

"Tedd Jacobs" > wrote in message
...
> <cross-post removed>
>
> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" wrote...
> > Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
> >
> > Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go
to
> > HELL!
>
> then how did noah get them on the arc?

touché


--
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please set irony meter to full when reading these posts.

[Starfish]

I bet you had sex before marriage and sinned at least once in your life...
Dont go preaching your **** here....
try that in alt.god or something
"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" > wrote in message
om...
> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>
> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
> HELL!

[Starfish]

oh by the way../..i have extra marshmallows if anyone wants any!!!
"Starfish" > wrote in message
...
>I bet you had sex before marriage and sinned at least once in your life...
> Dont go preaching your **** here....
> try that in alt.god or something
> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" > wrote in message
> om...
>> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>>
>> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
>> HELL!
>
>

[Happy'Cam'per]

I find it strange that its ALWAYS the Christians who lose their minds first
to Religion! Its not as if you have Muslim fundamentalists threatening to
blow up our fishtanks for using the wrong airstones, or Jewish folks
demanding that all fish should be circumcised :):):). Bloody
hell.......bring on those marshmallows.
--
**So long, and thanks for all the fish!**

"Starfish" > wrote in message
...
> oh by the way../..i have extra marshmallows if anyone wants any!!!
> "Starfish" > wrote in message
> ...
> >I bet you had sex before marriage and sinned at least once in your
life...
> > Dont go preaching your **** here....
> > try that in alt.god or something
> > "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" > wrote in message
> > om...
> >> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
> >>
> >> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go
to
> >> HELL!
> >
> >
>
>

[2pods]

"Happy'Cam'per" > wrote in message
...
>
> I find it strange that its ALWAYS the Christians who lose their minds
> first
> to Religion! Its not as if you have Muslim fundamentalists threatening to
> blow up our fishtanks for using the wrong airstones, or Jewish folks
> demanding that all fish should be circumcised :):):). Bloody
> hell.......bring on those marshmallows.
> --
> **So long, and thanks for all the fish!**
>
Maybe we should start a new religion ?
The Cult Of The Marshmallow - motto "All your tanks belong us" ;-)

Peter

[Happy'Cam'per]

CUM?

I like it Peter.

--
**So long, and thanks for all the fish!**

"2pods" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Happy'Cam'per" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > I find it strange that its ALWAYS the Christians who lose their minds
> > first
> > to Religion! Its not as if you have Muslim fundamentalists threatening
to
> > blow up our fishtanks for using the wrong airstones, or Jewish folks
> > demanding that all fish should be circumcised :):):). Bloody
> > hell.......bring on those marshmallows.
> > --
> > **So long, and thanks for all the fish!**
> >
> Maybe we should start a new religion ?
> The Cult Of The Marshmallow - motto "All your tanks belong us" ;-)
>
> Peter
>
>

[Andy Hill]

(Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote:
>Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to HELL!
>
Might as well. All my friends will be there, anyhow.

[TheKapentaKid]

> Tedd Jacobswrote:

> then how did noah get them on the arc?

I didn't think Noah took fish onto the Ark. They can usually look
after themselves quite well during floods.
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[John D. Goulden]

If I recall the Scriptures correctly, Jesus' interest in fish was limited to
catching them (or advising others in how to catch them) and eating them.

--
John Goulden

[luminos]

Don't feed the troll. This guy is going around to many newsgroups and
inventing the most outrageous subjects to inflame discussion. His subjects
are not confined to religion and are contradictory. Ignore the guy.

"TheKapentaKid" > wrote in
message ...
>> Tedd Jacobswrote:
>
>> then how did noah get them on the arc?
>
> I didn't think Noah took fish onto the Ark. They can usually look
> after themselves quite well during floods.
> __________________________________________________
> Posted via FishGeeks - http://Aquaria.info

[TheKapentaKid]

> luminoswrote:
Don't feed the troll.
> __________________________________________________
> Posted via FishGeeks - http://Aquaria.info[/quote]

I think it is OK, as long as it elicits amusing answers as has been
usually the case here. If people take it seriously, then that is
indeed feeding. Now if he were to write about Bush or Kerry he'd
strike motherlode here.
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[Tedd Jacobs]

"luminos" > wrote in message
...
> Don't feed the troll. This guy is going around to many newsgroups and
> inventing the most outrageous subjects to inflame discussion. His
> subjects are not confined to religion and are contradictory. Ignore the
> guy.
>
> "TheKapentaKid" > wrote in
> message ...
>>> Tedd Jacobswrote:
>>
>>> then how did noah get them on the arc?
>>
>> I didn't think Noah took fish onto the Ark. They can usually look
>> after themselves quite well during floods.

yes, we know that. but we are using it for a touch of "rec" in this, a rec.
group. :-)

[Tedd Jacobs]

"TheKapentaKid" wrote...
> luminoswrote:
> Don't feed the troll.
>
> I think it is OK, as long as it elicits amusing answers as has been
> usually the case here. If people take it seriously, then that is
> indeed feeding. Now if he were to write about Bush or Kerry he'd
> strike motherlode here.

keeping bush or kerry in aquariums is a sin and if you dont free them you'll
go to HELL!

t.
--
The pertinent question is why am I in this handbasket?

[rtk]

Tedd Jacobs wrote:

>
> keeping bush or kerry in aquariums is a sin and if you dont free them you'll
> go to HELL!
>

Promise? I bought my marshmallows and that's as good a reason as any.

rtk

[2pods]

"rtk" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> Tedd Jacobs wrote:
>
>>
>> keeping bush or kerry in aquariums is a sin and if you dont free them
>> you'll go to HELL!
>>
>
> Promise? I bought my marshmallows and that's as good a reason as any.
>
> rtk

But are you're marshmallows holy marshmallows ?
And have the mallows been incarcerated in a water filled, heated and planted
glass container served by the Loach Lords ?
(whoops, nearly gave the game away)

No one gets to go anywhere unless these are offical Cult Of Marsmallow
merchandise ;-)

Peter

[oscarsalottas]

yes i agree. leave it alone.as long as you know you are being a
responsible pet owner, let the dude rant and rave else where.
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[Dances With Ferrets]

Will we be holding the cult meetings at pet shops or in individuals'
fish rooms? And what sort of indoctrination techniques will we be
using on new converts? I say we grandfather in all senior
fish-keepers without the brainwashing, we had that done years ago.

:)~

[Bill Stock]

"Dances With Ferrets" > wrote in message
om...
> Will we be holding the cult meetings at pet shops or in individuals'
> fish rooms? And what sort of indoctrination techniques will we be
> using on new converts? I say we grandfather in all senior
> fish-keepers without the brainwashing, we had that done years ago.
>
> :)~

All new members will have to bob for Marshmallows in a Black Piranha tank.

[Billy]

"oscarsalottas" > wrote
in message ...
| yes i agree. leave it alone.as long as you know you are being a
| responsible pet owner, let the dude rant and rave else where.
| __________________________________________________
| Posted via FishGeeks - http://Aquaria.info

Meh...Sometimes trolls are fun.

[Starfish]

Dont want to get lonely huh!
Im in!!!!!
"Andy Hill" > wrote in message
...
> (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote:
>>Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>>Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
>>HELL!
>>
> Might as well. All my friends will be there, anyhow.

[Rbogath]

Please don't feed the trolls...

*Plonk*

[Billy]

"Rbogath" > wrote in message
...
| Please don't feed the trolls...
|
| *Plonk*

tsk tsk. No sense of humour. I don't care if a reply to a troll is
considered 'feeding' to some. If I find it entertaining, wtf cares.
<g> I found that once I just lightened up...my life was so much more
pleasant....

[Andy Hill]

"Starfish" > wrote:
>"Andy Hill" > wrote in message
...
>> (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote:
>>>Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>>>Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
>>>HELL!
>>>
>> Might as well. All my friends will be there, anyhow.
>
>Dont want to get lonely huh!
>Im in!!!!!
>
Party at my circle of Hell! The gluttons are bringing the beer!

[sophie]

In message >, Andy Hill
> writes
>"Starfish" > wrote:
>>"Andy Hill" > wrote in message
...
>>> (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote:
>>>>Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>>>>Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to
>>>>HELL!
>>>>
>>> Might as well. All my friends will be there, anyhow.
>>
>>Dont want to get lonely huh!
>>Im in!!!!!
>>
>Party at my circle of Hell! The gluttons are bringing the beer!

but sadly they will be drinking it all, too :-(

--
sophie

[Aquarijen]

"Bill Stock" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Dances With Ferrets" > wrote in message
> om...
>> Will we be holding the cult meetings at pet shops or in individuals'
>> fish rooms? And what sort of indoctrination techniques will we be
>> using on new converts? I say we grandfather in all senior
>> fish-keepers without the brainwashing, we had that done years ago.
>>
>> :)~
>
> All new members will have to bob for Marshmallows in a Black Piranha tank.
>
Ouch. Can I be an old member then?
-Jen

[Bill Stock]

"Aquarijen" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Bill Stock" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Dances With Ferrets" > wrote in message
> > om...
> >> Will we be holding the cult meetings at pet shops or in individuals'
> >> fish rooms? And what sort of indoctrination techniques will we be
> >> using on new converts? I say we grandfather in all senior
> >> fish-keepers without the brainwashing, we had that done years ago.
> >>
> >> :)~
> >
> > All new members will have to bob for Marshmallows in a Black Piranha
tank.
> >
> Ouch. Can I be an old member then?

I think our Membership Director (Dances With Ferrets) has already
grandfathered all the rec members.

Personally, I'm signing up for Treasurer. Just think of all the fish I can
buy. Strictly for cult purposes of course.

Entertainment Director, the lad/lassie who brings the beer, is still open.
Sadly, the Director of Fishy War is taken. :)



> -Jen
>
>

[2pods]

> Sadly, the Director of Fishy War is taken. :)
>
Would that be me ?
;-)

Peter

[Geezer From The Freezer]

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
>
> Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
>
> Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go to HELL!

Is this the same Jesus who ate meat?

I am right in thinking he ate meat? I don't exactly read the bible.

[axemanchris]

"Geezer From The Freezer" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
> >
> > Jesus wants the fishes to live in lakes, rivers or the oceans!
> >
> > Keeping them in aquaria is a sin and if you don't free them, you'll go
to HELL!
>
> Is this the same Jesus who ate meat?
>
> I am right in thinking he ate meat? I don't exactly read the bible.

Even if he didn't eat it himself (which he probably did), the story says he
multiplied the loaves & the fishes to feed a huge crowd of people.

Jacqui

[Bill Stock]

"2pods" > wrote in message
...
> > Sadly, the Director of Fishy War is taken. :)
> >
> Would that be me ?
> ;-)
>
> Peter
>

No, I was thinking of Rumsfeld actually. How about Director of UK
Operations?

[2pods]

"Bill Stock" > wrote in message
...
>
> "2pods" > wrote in message
> ...
>> > Sadly, the Director of Fishy War is taken. :)
>> >
>> Would that be me ?
>> ;-)
>>
>> Peter
>>
>
> No, I was thinking of Rumsfeld actually. How about Director of UK
> Operations?
>
>
OK, I'll have that one :-)

Peter
Director of UK Operations
Cult of 'Mallow
"fryin' tonight"

[Buzzard Face]

Keeping fishes in aquaria is a sin ! ! !



AH, But taking them out of the water will kill them, and that's murder and
a sin







"2pods" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Bill Stock" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "2pods" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> > Sadly, the Director of Fishy War is taken. :)
> >> >
> >> Would that be me ?
> >> ;-)
> >>
> >> Peter
> >>
> >
> > No, I was thinking of Rumsfeld actually. How about Director of UK
> > Operations?
> >
> >
> OK, I'll have that one :-)
>
> Peter
> Director of UK Operations
> Cult of 'Mallow
> "fryin' tonight"
>
>

[Vicki S]

My fish are all Catholic. Does this mean we will all go to hell? And
to think of all the hours it took me to teach them how to kneel and
cross themselves.

Don't forget the mini marshmallows for the fish. They may have some
trouble with the bigger ones.

Vicki


"It is well that war is so terrible, else we would grow fond of it."

~ Robert E. Lee~

Visit me on line at
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[EGMono]

In article >,
(Vicki S) writes:

>My fish are all Catholic. Does this mean we will all go to hell? And
>to think of all the hours it took me to teach them how to kneel and
>cross themselves.
>
>Don't forget the mini marshmallows for the fish. They may have some
>trouble with the bigger ones.
>
>Vicki

I'll be going to hell for this post, but.. Is that my fish's problem? Would the
guppies have more fry if they were Catholic instead of Protestant? ;)

I missed what the marshmallows were for, could you repeat? I have the ones from
a box of Count Chocula if it sounds like it might work.
--
E.G.Mono

[2pods]

> I missed what the marshmallows were for, could you repeat? I have the ones
> from
> a box of Count Chocula if it sounds like it might work.
> --
> E.G.Mono
>

Cult Of 'Mallow
We need the marshmallows for toasting when we go to hell for keeping fish

UK Director
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