Alors!

[Twittering One]

Them Fishies Packed Their Bags!

“Whdda call 10,000 liberal runners running for the Canard Line?�

“A good start!
HA! Â*I Kill me sometimes!â€?
~ Bill

....or,
Ten Thousand
Left-wing fish.

[Banking right,
On time, on target,
Following orders, all
They, yes, Highly Esteemed Members
Of Mum's GoldFish School ~

Just hearing their
Morphic Field*
Orders ~

*See: Mr. Rupert Sheldrake.]

“Opera is the most pathetic form of noise ever invented.�
~ PlaidUncle

....then you've never
Heard Ms.
Elizabeth Schwartzkopf
Sing!

“Mathew 9-13 Â*A men.â€?
~ PlaidUncle

“How many men are you?�

“Opera is the most pathetic form of noise ever invented.�

....then you've never
Heard Ms.
Elizabeth Schwartzkopf
Sing!

“But she sure can hummmm...�
~ PlaidUncle

Explain that please.

“If the painting of dogs playing poker doesn't move on the wall, then
you're not jogging faster......or anywhere.�
~ Miss Anne Thrope

Does yours move?
Can I see?

“Now in her days she could get it on......
a good song to run on.......
you there, I am here. Â*get off of my ride Â*dude......... Â*If you had to
do this, Â*you would cry.......... “
~ PlaidUncle

Huh?

“You say this in about half your posts. Perhaps it's time to go hang
out at alt.morons.org? Don't you think, or don't you?�
~ PlaidUncle

Not half, only 3%.
I think very well, thank you.
Morons? No thank you.
I do not understand the rather
Garbled comment above.

“It was his mom giving me the hummer.�

I prefer a Landrover

“Appalachian dementia led to syphilis psychosis.
Mesmerized by loaded hornets in pink jockey shorts.�

“Dude,
I remember frying on some of that bad acid. I
didn't do quite as much as you though.�
~ M.T.

I did not fry,
But O Lo!
7 hits, ca. 1980,
Took me far...
The other side of time.
I even, yes,
Got to the 1-room mirror school
Room ~ Or as Mr. Merrill says,
"The Inner Room."
Now, a brief word from him,
Too:

"Shiners dance counter to the tide.
The dragon kite, all wagging tail,
Hangs fire in a fair gale.
No trace of knowledge called inside,

Where after daybreak, as a gust
Of radiance unsealed its doom,
An entire fresco'd gloom
Crumbled gratefully to dust.

The pool....
Up swim two figures, surfacing.
Crosslight of blue flares, hazel flares.
Noon bells. The garden chairs
Simply keel over in a ring.

A rose. The two as one. To wit,
Petals encompassed and exact,
This heart that opens to contract,
And, beating time,grows out of it."

~ James Merrill,
From "Declaration Day�
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[Twittering One]

"To bark or not to bark, that is the question. T'is far nobler
to nag with wet nose, nudge until acknowledged; and when all
else fails, to whine off key, preferably in a sustained, unrelenting key of C."

-- Helen Yelper, "To Hope or Not to Hope"

From Barkley's Famous Dog Quotations,
16th ed., Pitter Pat Press,
New Ork City.

Them Fish Just Struttin' Their Stuff!

"The farm-raised fish are artificially colored with a pink die
to make them look like a sea run fish."

See Fish Run!
Yes, that's what I thought ~
Just now, walking through
My lobby, looking at our
Goldfish pond ~
I stopped, looked,
Considered, for the second time,
Geeez, I thought,
Those fish look strange!
Fins large enough
To walk on solid ground.
Hm, yes, I see.
Mum's original fish tale
Retold: Amphibians!
They're all onboard ~
All them fishies cruise now
Aboard the Royal Promenade!
Mum gave'em
First-Class
Sailing Quarters!
Par excellence w/ Regis
& Kathy Lee!

[Beware of The Roaches:
A tale TK!]

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