ode to a fish (humor)

[Tedd Jacobs]

little fish in the sea
how i wish i could catch thee.

take you home as my new found pet
get you checked out by my vet.

buy you glasses,
a waterproof coat,
some little fin mittens,
a tie that floats.

send you to college
get a degree.

oh my gosh what you are costing me!

that tie
that coat,

oh the prices i've paid

the next thing you are getting,
i'm afraid,...
is filleted.


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Sorry Charlie.