My pond is an interdimensional gateway ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[kc]

Oh, no, let's not go there!!!!
Kirsten
"Gareee©" > wrote in message
...
> "Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
> om...
>> Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
>> evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
> the alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?
>
>
> --
> Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
> Homepage:
> http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/ellison/86/mainframe.htm
> Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!
>

[Bruno Beam]

Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

[Benign Vanilla]

"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
om...
> Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

That depends...what kind of filtration do you have?

BV.

[Ka30P]

zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote >Should I
enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
>evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I don't
think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons, hmmm,
they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up in
your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. On the other hand it's
getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US of A
due to homeland security and all.
This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.

[Gareee©]

"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
om...
> Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/ellison/86/mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!

[Bill Stock]

"Benign Vanilla" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
> om...
> > Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> > evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
> That depends...what kind of filtration do you have?
>
> BV.
>

Doesn't sound like his BioFilters are up to snuff Geordie.

[Bill Stock]

"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
> zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote >Should
I
> enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> >evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
> That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I
don't
> think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
> heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons,
hmmm,
> they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up
in
> your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC.

> On the other hand it's
> getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US
of A
> due to homeland security and all.


Yes, I'm sure the orange/yellow/red thing will confuse the hell out of them.
Aliens are colour blind you know.


> This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.
>
>
>
>

[Bill Stock]

"Gareee©" > wrote in message
...
> "Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
> om...
> > Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> > evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the
> alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?
>

Beat them with an axe of course.


> --
> Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
> Homepage:
> http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/ellison/86/mainframe.htm
> Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!
>
>

[Gareee©]

"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
> Gareee wrote >> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how
> to
> best execute
> the
>> alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?<<
>
> I remember, Slim Whitman songs! Causes their heads to explode. Saw that in
> a
> movie once. Wonder if that would work with fish euthanasia?

Only Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... >SPLAT!<


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/ellison/86/mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!

[Benign Vanilla]

"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
> zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote >Should
I
> enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> >evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
> That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I
don't
> think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
> heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons,
hmmm,
> they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up
in
> your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. On the other hand
it's
> getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US
of A
> due to homeland security and all.
> This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.

Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

BV.

[Benign Vanilla]

"Gareee©" > wrote in message
...
> "Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
> om...
> > Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
> > evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the
> alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?
>
>

Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.

BV.

[Benign Vanilla]

"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
> BV wrote >
> >Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?
>
> Good question!
> And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter?
Should
> you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???
>

Seeing as the probably feed on human organs, I'd vernture to say, you should
not feed them at all. Or at a minimum be sure to feed them somebody that
believes fish feel no pain. (Sorry George, I couldn't resist.)


--
BV
Webporgmaster of iheartmypond.com
I'll be leaning on the bus stop post.

[Derek Broughton]

Ka30P wrote:

> BV wrote >
>>Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?
>
> Good question!
> And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter?
> Should you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???

Aliens should never be fed. If they're good aliens, you'll probably poison
them - you know, left-handed amino-acids & right-handed amino-acids (you
_did_ know about that, right??). They're smart enough to have travelled,
at the very least, 4 light years to get here, they probably know better
than us what they can eat, and they really should be capable of feeding
themselves. The only time you would even consider feeding an alien is if
he/she/it is too injured from the flying saucer crash to look after itself
- but then, how do you know it's a good alien? imo, better to be safe than
sorry.

otoh, bad aliens should never be fed, because ... well, just because.
--
derek

[Gareee©]

"Benign Vanilla" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Gareee©" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
>> om...
>> > Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
>> > evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>>
>> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
> the
>> alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?
>>
>>
>
> Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
> Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
> Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
> Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.

I live to serve........


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/ellison/86/mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!

[Andy Hill]

(Bruno Beam) wrote:
>Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
>evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>
Aliens are OK. Just make sure it doesn't get big enough for a troll.

Geez...what this joker got against scot.tld? Newsgroups trimmed...

[Derek Broughton]

Ka30P wrote:

>
> Derek wrote >
>>otoh, bad aliens should never be fed, because ... well, just because.
>
> Because my mother didn't spend 20 years raising me to become lunch?

LOL. yeah, that.
--
derek

[Crashj]

On or about Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:34:46 -0500, "Benign Vanilla"
> wrote something like:

>
>"Ka30P" > wrote in message
...
>> zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote
>> >Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
>> >evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>>
>> That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time.
<>
>Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Silly, aliens don't have thumbs!
--
Crashj

[Crashj]

On or about 15 Dec 2004 15:26:09 GMT, (Ka30P)
wrote something like:

>Gareee wrote >> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to
>best execute the alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?<<
>
>I remember, Slim Whitman songs! Causes their heads to explode. Saw that in a
>movie once. Wonder if that would work with fish euthanasia?

When Mars Attacks, "Can't we all just get along together?"
--
Crashj

[Crashj]

On or about Wed, 15 Dec 2004 15:12:59 -0500, "Gareee©"
> wrote something like:

>"Benign Vanilla" > wrote in message
...
>>
>> "Gareee©" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
>>> om...
>>> > Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
>>> > evil aliens from outer space coming through it?
>>>
>>> Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
>> the
>>> alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
>> Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
>> Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
>> Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.
>
>I live to serve........

To Serve Man?
--
Crashj