~Roy~
March 9th 05, 12:42 AM
Definately a keeper......................
On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 01:10:04 +0100 (CET), Nomen Nescio
> wrote:
>===<>HI y'all,
>===<>
>===<>My name is Crack’using Rosie, I am Koilogist and pondologist from
>===<>Davidson County in Tennessee. I am also an atheist; I am here to
>===<>settle the dispute once and for all about evolution. While you all
>===<>Northern folks argue in circles about evolution, I went ahead and I
>===<>put Stanley Miller experiment to the test, with my own scientific
>===<>variations. First, A few month back my gypsy husband and I diged'up a
>===<>whole in our livin'room; we did it inside to avoid paying county
>===<>permits and such. By the way, we also have indoor arborium, we grow
>===<>there special oregano, y'all know, the type you can roll up in tissue
>===<>paper and smoke. I learn how to grow them as I was hanging out with
>===<>my first husband tricycle gang. Back to my evolution experiment.
>===<>After we dug the hole, we went Wally World in Nashville, and I asked
>===<>for some Koi eggs for my experiment. I got me about 2 dozen types of
>===<>Koi eggs, some from china, others from North Korea, and few sand koi
>===<>eggs from Iraq. In fact we dubbed our indoor pond: “the Axis of
>===<>evil". Now, I know, I could not generate abiogensis in my indoor
>===<>pond, so my hubby and I had to figure out a way to mix in the right
>===<>nutrients, bacteria and amino acids for our evolution experiment to
>===<>work. He remembered a show he saw on MSNBC about Hippos ...No Silly
>===<>I am not referring to Kristie Alley; I am referring to those Hippos
>===<>animals in India, where they take a dump in that holy river
>===<>Ghangster, and the fish eat right out of their rear. So in the pond I
>===<>went, and Ump and Ooff like a Hippo. Then it was my Hubby turn. We
>===<>did this the whole week, and then we threw in the koi eggs. They
>===<>settle down at the bottom. And Wham Bam, thank you Ma'am; in a few
>===<>day, beside the stench, we look into our indoor pond, and we could
>===<>see that some of the koi eggs have hatched. They did look kind of
>===<>funny, ya see, I am expert with Koi's and Ponds. The Koi did not look
>===<>like your average koi. They were very small at the beginning and
>===<>sort of grayish. However they did have an appetite. At this point,
>===<>the pond was self sufficient. we added artificial sunlight, just like
>===<>it would be millions of years ago. the way we did this
>===<>was, we smoke all the oregano we could from our aborium, and thus
>===<>created a haze in our living room that would filter the sunlight a
>===<>bit. My husband and I ate a lot of raw cabbage and beans, so we can
>===<>put some methane as atmosphere. We wanted to be as natural as
>===<>possible. And believe me or not, just as Jack Palance would say on his
>===<>TV show; Evolution was occurring right in front of our eyes!!! Rapidly
>===<>my hubby ran and got our Beta camcorder, to record what was occurring
>===<>inside the pond. The pond have develop some plants, I guess they were
>===<>early forms of algae’s, and the Koi were getting bigger, in fact some
>===<>of them were growing legs, as their tailfins were getting shorter. We
>===<>both jump in triumph as we observing evolution right before our
>===<>eyes!! who cares about neighbors and their annoying complaint about
>===<>the smell, if we can endure it, so can they! We were succeeding where
>===<>Miller and Urey failed; this was greater than Graceland. Ahhhhh if
>===<>those biology teachers at Elmhurst High in Brooklyn could see me now,
>===<>I bet the whole faculty would be envious, and regretted the day they
>===<>kicked me out special Ed. A few more weeks has passed, and now some
>===<>of the Koi developed arms and legs, lost their tails, and were actually
>===<>breathing air! Evolution in our pond had occurred. You should have seen
>===<>these
>===<>beautiful species of Koi and the lovely sound they make at night;
>===<>"rib-it, riiibbb-it". Actually this confirm that there is wild Koi
>===<>in the Louisiana swamps and New York sewers, It is not the first
>===<>time I heard this sound. It goes to prove all That evolution is
>===<>happening all over. there, is no god. This is what I frenetically tried
>===<>to explain to the county health officials, when they came barging in
>===<>with their Hazmats suits and sheriff officers. So there you have
>===<>It; evolution in action. I just left the county mental health clinic
>===<>after a few weeks, and my husband, well I guess that was husband
>===<>number 3, that has gone with the wind, last I heard he ran away with
>===<>the priest of our parish, where he use to be an alter boy. I have
>===<>proven to
>===<>that evolution is the only way life has occurred on this planet. all
>===<>we needed was a water world like ours and one real big Indian Hippo!!!
>===<>
>===<>
>===<>
==============================================
Put some color in your cheeks...garden naked!
On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 01:10:04 +0100 (CET), Nomen Nescio
> wrote:
>===<>HI y'all,
>===<>
>===<>My name is Crack’using Rosie, I am Koilogist and pondologist from
>===<>Davidson County in Tennessee. I am also an atheist; I am here to
>===<>settle the dispute once and for all about evolution. While you all
>===<>Northern folks argue in circles about evolution, I went ahead and I
>===<>put Stanley Miller experiment to the test, with my own scientific
>===<>variations. First, A few month back my gypsy husband and I diged'up a
>===<>whole in our livin'room; we did it inside to avoid paying county
>===<>permits and such. By the way, we also have indoor arborium, we grow
>===<>there special oregano, y'all know, the type you can roll up in tissue
>===<>paper and smoke. I learn how to grow them as I was hanging out with
>===<>my first husband tricycle gang. Back to my evolution experiment.
>===<>After we dug the hole, we went Wally World in Nashville, and I asked
>===<>for some Koi eggs for my experiment. I got me about 2 dozen types of
>===<>Koi eggs, some from china, others from North Korea, and few sand koi
>===<>eggs from Iraq. In fact we dubbed our indoor pond: “the Axis of
>===<>evil". Now, I know, I could not generate abiogensis in my indoor
>===<>pond, so my hubby and I had to figure out a way to mix in the right
>===<>nutrients, bacteria and amino acids for our evolution experiment to
>===<>work. He remembered a show he saw on MSNBC about Hippos ...No Silly
>===<>I am not referring to Kristie Alley; I am referring to those Hippos
>===<>animals in India, where they take a dump in that holy river
>===<>Ghangster, and the fish eat right out of their rear. So in the pond I
>===<>went, and Ump and Ooff like a Hippo. Then it was my Hubby turn. We
>===<>did this the whole week, and then we threw in the koi eggs. They
>===<>settle down at the bottom. And Wham Bam, thank you Ma'am; in a few
>===<>day, beside the stench, we look into our indoor pond, and we could
>===<>see that some of the koi eggs have hatched. They did look kind of
>===<>funny, ya see, I am expert with Koi's and Ponds. The Koi did not look
>===<>like your average koi. They were very small at the beginning and
>===<>sort of grayish. However they did have an appetite. At this point,
>===<>the pond was self sufficient. we added artificial sunlight, just like
>===<>it would be millions of years ago. the way we did this
>===<>was, we smoke all the oregano we could from our aborium, and thus
>===<>created a haze in our living room that would filter the sunlight a
>===<>bit. My husband and I ate a lot of raw cabbage and beans, so we can
>===<>put some methane as atmosphere. We wanted to be as natural as
>===<>possible. And believe me or not, just as Jack Palance would say on his
>===<>TV show; Evolution was occurring right in front of our eyes!!! Rapidly
>===<>my hubby ran and got our Beta camcorder, to record what was occurring
>===<>inside the pond. The pond have develop some plants, I guess they were
>===<>early forms of algae’s, and the Koi were getting bigger, in fact some
>===<>of them were growing legs, as their tailfins were getting shorter. We
>===<>both jump in triumph as we observing evolution right before our
>===<>eyes!! who cares about neighbors and their annoying complaint about
>===<>the smell, if we can endure it, so can they! We were succeeding where
>===<>Miller and Urey failed; this was greater than Graceland. Ahhhhh if
>===<>those biology teachers at Elmhurst High in Brooklyn could see me now,
>===<>I bet the whole faculty would be envious, and regretted the day they
>===<>kicked me out special Ed. A few more weeks has passed, and now some
>===<>of the Koi developed arms and legs, lost their tails, and were actually
>===<>breathing air! Evolution in our pond had occurred. You should have seen
>===<>these
>===<>beautiful species of Koi and the lovely sound they make at night;
>===<>"rib-it, riiibbb-it". Actually this confirm that there is wild Koi
>===<>in the Louisiana swamps and New York sewers, It is not the first
>===<>time I heard this sound. It goes to prove all That evolution is
>===<>happening all over. there, is no god. This is what I frenetically tried
>===<>to explain to the county health officials, when they came barging in
>===<>with their Hazmats suits and sheriff officers. So there you have
>===<>It; evolution in action. I just left the county mental health clinic
>===<>after a few weeks, and my husband, well I guess that was husband
>===<>number 3, that has gone with the wind, last I heard he ran away with
>===<>the priest of our parish, where he use to be an alter boy. I have
>===<>proven to
>===<>that evolution is the only way life has occurred on this planet. all
>===<>we needed was a water world like ours and one real big Indian Hippo!!!
>===<>
>===<>
>===<>
==============================================
Put some color in your cheeks...garden naked!