Twittering One
March 17th 05, 10:22 PM
Party-going
A room exactly the size necessary
Is build in the center of the stadium. Too
Many contestants enter the room.
Points awarded
As follows ~
1. For getting to the bar.
2. For getting away from the bar.
3. For accidentally spilling wine on an opponent t
to whom you have lost a job.
4. For inadvertently dropping a hot cigarette
ash on same.
5. For making the greatest number of funny remarks
about people not present.
6. For arriving the latest with the greatest number
of famous people.
7. For leaving the earliest with ... lover ..."
~ Fran Lebowitz,
>From "Modern Sports,"
>From "Metropolitan Life"
[p.19]
Twittering One
March 18th 05, 04:12 AM
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"O know!
My underpants, she want!
I know that she did not say to me ~
Leave them above ~ I would have, too.
Remembered, if she had. Instead of that,
She has me reniflant to hers."
~ Twittering
"Twitty ~
Very beautiful, yes, but always!
Low! Know!
The underpants, not
Something you take off
Like a ribbon of hair!"
~ Anne
"I burn with shame."
~ Twittering
"Reniflez, reniflez, yes,
Your breeches, kewl of very!"
~ Anne
"But always!"
~ Twittering
~ * ~
"O, Folly, look ~ Ms.
Mare Early!"
~ Twittering
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"'Deep. adj. 1. The most intense or extreme part.
2=2E Profoundly absorbed or immersed. 3. A distance
estimated in fathoms.'
~ The American Heritage Dictionary of the
English Language, 3rd edition.
'PLAY. It is an activity which proceeds within certain
limits of time and space, in a visible order, according
to rules freely accepted, and outside the sphere of
necessity or material utility. The play-mood is one of
rapture and enthusiasm, and is sacred or festive in
accordance with the occasion. A feeling of exaltation
and tension accompanies the action.'
~ Johan Huizinga, 'Homo Ludens'
Everyone understands play."
~ Diane Ackerman,
>From "Deep Play"
[p. 3]
~ * ~
"Bitterness is a distaste
That arises from wrongs in the past
That can
Never be righted."
~ Double-A
"Wrong.
Bitters ~ A slightly alcoholic liquid flavored
With plant extracts
And used as a mixer with certain cocktails.
But low, know! Bitter Is As Bitter
Bitten ~ And
Bitter Goes Better With Quinine.
Just ask Soda; she knows."
~ Twittering
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AfterIsm ~ * ~
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A Theme ~ What Does It Mean?
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~ * The Bitter Ends * ~
1=2E Bitter Beats Dead.
2=2E Bitter Is a Beginning.
3=2E Bitter Is As Bitter Bitten.
4=2E Bitter Is Bad But So's Bare Bones.
5=2E Bitter Bites But So Does Dust.
6=2E Bitter Tastes Better Than Dirt.
7=2E Bitter Beginnings, Better Endings.
8=2E Bitter Been To Not.
9=2E Bitter Goes Better With Quinine.
10. Bitter Is Best With Lemon.
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~ Chanson,
Peppermint Chimes ~
* Veni * Creator * Spiritus *
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As follows ~ Or (f=F4r), four (f=F4r, fr);
Horse (h=F4rs), hoarse (h=F4rs, hrs);
And morning (m=F4rning), mourning (m=F4rning, mr-).
Other words for which both forms
Are shown include ~
More, glory, and borne. A similar variant
Occurs in words such as coral, forest, and horrid,
Where the pronunciation of o before r
Varies between (=F4) and (). In these words,
The (=F4r)
Pronunciation's given first ~
Forest (f=F4rist, fr-).
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Race ~ A Merry Miracle Mends
Madding Minds
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0=2E
1=2E
I=2E
2=2E II.
III.
3=2E IV.
V=2E
4=2E VI.
VII.
5=2E VIII.
IX.
6=2E X
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Sub Interval Scale
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Swills, or a Goblet
Of Grenadine
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The Greyhound's Cavity ~
* A Grille *
The Greensward Grass-Grown Turf
Razor's Edge, Far Right
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