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Celtic_Wanderer
April 29th 05, 07:50 PM
Well I interviewed all the suspects and no one is talking. I tried
everything, hot water, cold water, fresh water, and salt water. I even
tried no water and still nothing. They just hung there staring at me.
Moving back and forth. Never saying a word. There tough I tell you! It
will take alot more than me to make them talk.

I even came across 4 more suspects, Mr. PH, Dr. Nitrate, Sir Nitrite, and
even the deadly Ms. Ammonia and nothing. They all had alibis. They were
all hanging out at club "NORMAL LEVELS". So now I'm stumped!

So for the time being I think this one is going into the Cold Case files.
I'm sad to say the killer or killers got away with it this time. But watch
out, I keeping an eye on each and every one of them!

--
Celtic Wanderer
http://home.comcast.net/~Celtic_wanderer

Ray Martini
April 29th 05, 07:53 PM
If there is a CAE murderer living in your community can I send you my CAE's
and maybe someone there will whack them for me.


"Celtic_Wanderer" > wrote in message
...
> Well I interviewed all the suspects and no one is talking. I tried
> everything, hot water, cold water, fresh water, and salt water. I even
> tried no water and still nothing. They just hung there staring at me.
> Moving back and forth. Never saying a word. There tough I tell you! It
> will take alot more than me to make them talk.
>
> I even came across 4 more suspects, Mr. PH, Dr. Nitrate, Sir Nitrite, and
> even the deadly Ms. Ammonia and nothing. They all had alibis. They were
> all hanging out at club "NORMAL LEVELS". So now I'm stumped!
>
> So for the time being I think this one is going into the Cold Case files.
> I'm sad to say the killer or killers got away with it this time. But
> watch out, I keeping an eye on each and every one of them!
>
> --
> Celtic Wanderer
> http://home.comcast.net/~Celtic_wanderer
>

Celtic_Wanderer
April 29th 05, 07:56 PM
Sounds good. This time I will get a warrant and set up surveillance! The
killer won't get away with it twice on my watch! :o)
--
Celtic Wanderer
http://home.comcast.net/~Celtic_wanderer

"Ray Martini" > wrote in message
...
> If there is a CAE murderer living in your community can I send you my
> CAE's and maybe someone there will whack them for me.
>
>
> "Celtic_Wanderer" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Well I interviewed all the suspects and no one is talking. I tried
>> everything, hot water, cold water, fresh water, and salt water. I even
>> tried no water and still nothing. They just hung there staring at me.
>> Moving back and forth. Never saying a word. There tough I tell you! It
>> will take alot more than me to make them talk.
>>
>> I even came across 4 more suspects, Mr. PH, Dr. Nitrate, Sir Nitrite, and
>> even the deadly Ms. Ammonia and nothing. They all had alibis. They were
>> all hanging out at club "NORMAL LEVELS". So now I'm stumped!
>>
>> So for the time being I think this one is going into the Cold Case files.
>> I'm sad to say the killer or killers got away with it this time. But
>> watch out, I keeping an eye on each and every one of them!
>>
>> --
>> Celtic Wanderer
>> http://home.comcast.net/~Celtic_wanderer
>>
>
>

Gill Passman
April 29th 05, 10:02 PM
"Celtic_Wanderer" > wrote in message
...
> Sounds good. This time I will get a warrant and set up surveillance! The
> killer won't get away with it twice on my watch! :o)
> --
> Celtic Wanderer
> http://home.comcast.net/~Celtic_wanderer
>
> "Ray Martini" > wrote in message
> ...
> > If there is a CAE murderer living in your community can I send you my
> > CAE's and maybe someone there will whack them for me.
> >
> >
> > "Celtic_Wanderer" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> Well I interviewed all the suspects and no one is talking. I tried
> >> everything, hot water, cold water, fresh water, and salt water. I even
> >> tried no water and still nothing. They just hung there staring at me.
> >> Moving back and forth. Never saying a word. There tough I tell you!
It
> >> will take alot more than me to make them talk.
> >>
> >> I even came across 4 more suspects, Mr. PH, Dr. Nitrate, Sir Nitrite,
and
> >> even the deadly Ms. Ammonia and nothing. They all had alibis. They
were
> >> all hanging out at club "NORMAL LEVELS". So now I'm stumped!
> >>
> >> So for the time being I think this one is going into the Cold Case
files.
> >> I'm sad to say the killer or killers got away with it this time. But
> >> watch out, I keeping an eye on each and every one of them!
> >>
> >> --
> >> Celtic Wanderer
> >> http://home.comcast.net/~Celtic_wanderer
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
Can I suggest that you restrict the internet access to your other
fish....they have obviously been reading this group and the feedback on
CAE's and decided on a pre-emptive strike....don't just exclude the
newsgroups....make sure they can't do any google searches either - lol

Ionizer
April 29th 05, 11:14 PM
"Celtic_Wanderer" > wrote in message
...
> So for the time being I think this one is going into the Cold Case
> files. I'm sad to say the killer or killers got away with it this
> time. But watch out, I keeping an eye on each and every one of them!

Why have you ruled out suicide (or even old age) followed by an
opportunistic post-mortem nibble by a person or persons unknown? You
are assuming that the bites were the cause of death.

Regards,
Ian.
(Now Playing: Looking For Clues - Robert Palmer)

sophiefishstuff
April 30th 05, 11:47 AM
In message >, Ionizer
> writes
>"Celtic_Wanderer" > wrote in message
...
>> So for the time being I think this one is going into the Cold Case
>> files. I'm sad to say the killer or killers got away with it this
>> time. But watch out, I keeping an eye on each and every one of them!
>
>Why have you ruled out suicide (or even old age) followed by an
>opportunistic post-mortem nibble by a person or persons unknown? You
>are assuming that the bites were the cause of death.

you're hypothesising a moment of self-realisation and the decision to
end it all before damage was done?
--
sophie

www.freewebs.com/fishstuff
(under construction. ish.)

Ionizer
May 1st 05, 12:17 AM
"sophiefishstuff" > wrote
in message ...

> you're hypothesising a moment of self-realisation and the decision to
> end it all before damage was done?

Exactly. A sentient algae eater, dissatisfied with a life of captivity,
who experiences an epiphany: I sink, therefore I am.

Or something like that.

Regards,
Ian.

NetMax
May 1st 05, 04:21 PM
X-No-Archive: Yes

"Ionizer" > wrote in message
...
>
> "sophiefishstuff" > wrote
> in message ...
>
>> you're hypothesising a moment of self-realisation and the decision to
>> end it all before damage was done?
>
> Exactly. A sentient algae eater, dissatisfied with a life of
> captivity, who experiences an epiphany: I sink, therefore I am.
>
> Or something like that.
>
> Regards,
> Ian.

(Now Playing: The Wall - Pink Floyd)
NetMax ;~)

sophiefishstuff
May 1st 05, 05:00 PM
In message >, NetMax
> writes
>X-No-Archive: Yes
>
>"Ionizer" > wrote in message
...
>>
>> "sophiefishstuff" > wrote
>> in message ...
>>
>>> you're hypothesising a moment of self-realisation and the decision to
>>> end it all before damage was done?
>>
>> Exactly. A sentient algae eater, dissatisfied with a life of
>> captivity, who experiences an epiphany: I sink, therefore I am.
>>
>> Or something like that.
>>
>> Regards,
>> Ian.
>
>(Now Playing: The Wall - Pink Floyd)
>NetMax ;~)

nah, Obscured by Clouds.
"You shuffle on in to the sickroom / and talk to yourself as you die".

I visited a friend in a psychiatric hospital for a while, and on one
occasion an entire roomful of patients was listening to that. Very odd.

--
sophie

www.freewebs.com/fishstuff
(under construction. ish.)