May 26th 05, 01:50 PM
Dick wrote:
> On Wed, 25 May 2005 11:06:34 +0100, pete > wrote:
>
> >Another Singapore troll, eh?
>
> After reading the bulk of the stuff put out here I am sure many of you
> can help with my little problem.
>
> After years of training and practice I can now ****e perfectly shaped
> ****es, blunt at one end tapered at the other, (I have been told that
> this stops the anus from closing with a bang. Evolution again. Closing
> with a bang would have been a dead give away to predators!!), 9 to 12
> inchers in length with a girth of 3inches without 'em touching the
> cheeks of my arse. Not only that but my eyes no longer water nor do
> they sink into the back of my head as the **** pulls away, my ears no
> longer pop, and I don't feel it tear away from my inside and my arse
> no longer gets frayed at the end . Its not perfect yet. I still have
> to use my rectal sphincter muscles to control the thickness and shape
> so that my rectum does not get badly stretched and I still feel it
> pull away from the back of my throat(!). Another thing skid marks no
> longer appear. Thats a bonus! The only annoying problems I have occur
> after I have eaten pop corn. On the way out it feels like little razor
> blades and pins. Also the ****e is not so well shaped. The other is
> the colour. It sometimes appears quite black. I put this down to what
> I am drinking at the weekend.
>
> In the interests of perfection I would be interested in any advice
> given. This really is more interesting and rewarding than looking for
> freenewsservers.
>
> Thankyou for your interest.
> On Wed, 25 May 2005 11:06:34 +0100, pete > wrote:
>
> >Another Singapore troll, eh?
>
> After reading the bulk of the stuff put out here I am sure many of you
> can help with my little problem.
>
> After years of training and practice I can now ****e perfectly shaped
> ****es, blunt at one end tapered at the other, (I have been told that
> this stops the anus from closing with a bang. Evolution again. Closing
> with a bang would have been a dead give away to predators!!), 9 to 12
> inchers in length with a girth of 3inches without 'em touching the
> cheeks of my arse. Not only that but my eyes no longer water nor do
> they sink into the back of my head as the **** pulls away, my ears no
> longer pop, and I don't feel it tear away from my inside and my arse
> no longer gets frayed at the end . Its not perfect yet. I still have
> to use my rectal sphincter muscles to control the thickness and shape
> so that my rectum does not get badly stretched and I still feel it
> pull away from the back of my throat(!). Another thing skid marks no
> longer appear. Thats a bonus! The only annoying problems I have occur
> after I have eaten pop corn. On the way out it feels like little razor
> blades and pins. Also the ****e is not so well shaped. The other is
> the colour. It sometimes appears quite black. I put this down to what
> I am drinking at the weekend.
>
> In the interests of perfection I would be interested in any advice
> given. This really is more interesting and rewarding than looking for
> freenewsservers.
>
> Thankyou for your interest.