Can I use depth charges to fight goldfish-overpopulation ???

[Winnie Oakbob]

They are multiplying like crazy and I must do something.

Do you think depth charges will work?

[OmManiPadmeOmelet]

In article >,
(Winnie Oakbob) wrote:

> They are multiplying like crazy and I must do something.
>
> Do you think depth charges will work?

Just release a couple of racoons near the pond...
or see if you can attract some hungry herons!

Troll!
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Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

[Donald K]

Winnie Oakbob wrote:

> They are multiplying like crazy and I must do something.
>
> Do you think depth charges will work?

[raising my periscope just a little...]

Yes, but they make a big mess.

You might want to try some sharks with lasers on their heads. They're
all the rage amungst the "evil overlord" set this year.

(Back to the woodwork)

-Donald
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see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable
words." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[winddancir]

They are multiplying like crazy and I must do something.

Do you think depth charges will work?
Want to borrow my cat? She'll hunt and kill and eat anything as long as she doesn't have to get wet... um, oops?
Or I could give them to my bettas for treats! lol