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Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors
July 22nd 05, 04:22 PM
I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.

I think it's psychologically traumatised now.

What should I do?

Weyoun the Dancing Borg
July 22nd 05, 04:39 PM
Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors wrote:
> I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>
> I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>
> What should I do?
>
Get a penis enlargement, I'd imagine, would be my first worry if I were
in your position. A Gold Fish's rectum measures about 1mm in diameter.

--
Your archaic cultures are authority driven. To facilitate our
introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a Human voice
will speak for us in all communications. I have been chosen to be that
voice.

The Psychedelic Pope
July 22nd 05, 07:27 PM
Hide! I'm reporting you to the SPCA
and the APA - ASAP.

Delta Nine
July 22nd 05, 08:05 PM
Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors wrote:
> I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>
> I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>
> What should I do?
>

Call the Guiness book of records. Either you got the world's smallest
dick or the world's largest goldfish.

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
- Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
come across your tongue.
- Jack White

I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow

Bill W
July 22nd 05, 08:48 PM
"Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>
> I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>
> What should I do?
>

If your goldfish was grinning during the act, it ain't rape. Sorry, try a
earthwom next time.

crystal nuggs
July 22nd 05, 10:00 PM
In article . com>,
Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors > wrote:

>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>
>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>
>What should I do?
>
Kill this author
Kill this subject
Kill reply subthreads

And another asshole ****s off into my killfile

dopetoker
July 22nd 05, 10:08 PM
In article >, crystal nuggs
> wrote:

> In article . com>,
> Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors > wrote:
>
> >I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
> >
> >I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
> >
> >What should I do?
> >
> Kill this author
> Kill this subject
> Kill reply subthreads
>
> And another asshole ****s off into my killfile


Or, as d9 would call the non-threatening, second person way of saying
it; "gets ****ed off" into my killfile...

Bill W
July 22nd 05, 10:12 PM
"crystal nuggs" > wrote in message
...
> In article . com>,
> Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors > wrote:
>
>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>
>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>
>>What should I do?
>>
> Kill this author
> Kill this subject
> Kill reply subthreads
>
> And another (censored, nasty words) off into my killfile

Sorry to hear you are having such a difficult time. There is an excellent
self-help support group in your town that I highly reccomend. May the
happyfrog give you a big wet kiss!

Bill W

dopetoker
July 22nd 05, 10:16 PM
In article >, dopetoker
> wrote:

> In article >, crystal nuggs
> > wrote:
>
> > In article . com>,
> > Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors > wrote:
> >
> > >I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
> > >
> > >I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
> > >
> > >What should I do?
> > >
> > Kill this author
> > Kill this subject
> > Kill reply subthreads
> >
> > And another asshole ****s off into my killfile
>
>
> Or, as d9 would call the non-threatening, second person way of saying
> it; "gets ****ed off" into my killfile...

Of course, legally, it must be pointed out that the line,"kill the
author" was not intended to be taken literally. Crystal nuggs was, I'm
sure, refer-ing to the language of the filtering system which is
incorperated in the newsreader.

Just Another Cannabis Fan
July 22nd 05, 11:02 PM
>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.

>What should I do?

Invade Iraq again?

The Psychedelic Pope
July 23rd 05, 03:12 AM
I'll bet your killfile is getting really PHAT dude.

The Psychedelic Pope
July 23rd 05, 03:15 AM
I use a filtering system when I make bubble ice hash
and when I make keef hash too but, not when I make finger
hash. :)

The Psychedelic Pope
July 23rd 05, 03:19 AM
I offer several happy frogs to kiss all of you.

http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/Graphics/HAPPY_FROG_PICTURES/

Some may well be found in a future issue of a Canadian cannabis
magazine
later this year.

Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor
July 23rd 05, 07:38 AM
"Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors" > wrote in
message oups.com...
>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>
> I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>
> What should I do?

report yourself to either a) child protective services, b) the SPCA,
or c) both.

Delta Nine
July 23rd 05, 01:29 PM
dopetoker wrote:
> In article >, crystal nuggs
> > wrote:
>
>
>>In article . com>,
>>Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>
>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>
>>>What should I do?
>>>
>>
>>Kill this author
>>Kill this subject
>>Kill reply subthreads
>>
>>And another asshole ****s off into my killfile
>
>
>
> Or, as d9 would call the non-threatening, second person way of saying
> it; "gets ****ed off" into my killfile...

lol

=====\*/ tokie tokie?

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
- Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
come across your tongue.
- Jack White

I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow

Delta Nine
July 23rd 05, 01:30 PM
The Psychedelic Pope wrote:
> I use a filtering system when I make bubble ice hash
> and when I make keef hash too but, not when I make finger
> hash. :)
>

Finger hash... what is that, Hannibal Lechter's sandwich meat?

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
- Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
come across your tongue.
- Jack White

I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow

diNoHURles
July 24th 05, 05:15 PM
"who had the first cigarette afterwards, you are your goldfish"?
"Weyoun the Dancing Borg" > wrote in message
...
> Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors wrote:
>> I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>
>> I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>
>> What should I do?
>>
> Get a penis enlargement, I'd imagine, would be my first worry if I were in
> your position. A Gold Fish's rectum measures about 1mm in diameter.
>
> --
> Your archaic cultures are authority driven. To facilitate our introduction
> into your societies, it has been decided that a Human voice will speak for
> us in all communications. I have been chosen to be that voice.

Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor
July 24th 05, 09:13 PM
"diNoHURles" > wrote in message
...
> "who had the first cigarette afterwards, you are your goldfish"?

Grammar Nazi: "Who had the first cigarette afterwards: you, or your
goldfish?"


> "Weyoun the Dancing Borg" > wrote in
> message ...
>> Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors wrote:
>>> I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>
>>> I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>
>>> What should I do?
>>>
>> Get a penis enlargement, I'd imagine, would be my first worry if I
>> were in your position. A Gold Fish's rectum measures about 1mm in
>> diameter.
>>
>> --
>> Your archaic cultures are authority driven. To facilitate our
>> introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a Human
>> voice will speak for us in all communications. I have been chosen
>> to be that voice.
>
>

Just Another Cannabis Fan
July 25th 05, 11:18 AM
> Grammar Nazi: "Who had the first cigarette afterwards: you, or your
> goldfish?"

"You are your Goldfish" sounds perfectly correct to me.

Dick Silk - The Computer Tutor
July 26th 05, 06:43 AM
Just Another Cannabis Fan" > wrote in message
ups.com...
>
>> Grammar Nazi: "Who had the first cigarette afterwards: you, or
>> your
>> goldfish?"
>
> "You are your Goldfish" sounds perfectly correct to me.

You are saying that you ARE your goldfish: you are the fish. you and
the fish are one and the same. The question was: who had a cigarette
first? you, or your goldfish?

Totally different meaning.

Shaun aRe
July 26th 05, 10:55 AM
"Delta Nine" > wrote in message
nk.net...
> The Psychedelic Pope wrote:
> > I use a filtering system when I make bubble ice hash
> > and when I make keef hash too but, not when I make finger
> > hash. :)
> >
>
> Finger hash... what is that, Hannibal Lechter's sandwich meat?

You know what it is, doofus!





Shaun aRe

Greg Carr
July 30th 05, 06:05 PM
On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:

>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>
>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>
>What should I do?

One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.

Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.

the 2nd coming of christ
July 31st 05, 05:25 PM
On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:

>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>
>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>
>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>
>>What should I do?
>
>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>
>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.

but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the fish is stupid if he doesn't
know whom to take revenge upon.


--

The Western Establishments and their junior partners in the Arab countries (and
most of the supposed Left as well) are engaged in a campaign to delegitimize
Israel. --Jared Israel (http://emperors-clothes.com/letters/land.htm)

Shaun aRe
August 1st 05, 11:41 AM
"the 2nd coming of christ" > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>
> >On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> > wrote:
> >
> >>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
> >>
> >>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
> >>
> >>What should I do?
> >
> >One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
> >ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
> >
> >Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
> >rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
> >and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
> >tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>
> but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the fish
is stupid if he doesn't
> know whom to take revenge upon.

Dead stupid, even.



Shaun aRe

Delta Nine
August 1st 05, 01:58 PM
the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>
>
>>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>
>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>
>>>What should I do?
>>
>>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>>
>>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>
>
> but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the fish is stupid if he doesn't
> know whom to take revenge upon.
>
>

I'm assuming the passenger had some unpaid karma as well.

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
- Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
come across your tongue.
- Jack White

I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow

the 2nd coming of christ
August 1st 05, 02:47 PM
On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:58:32 GMT, Delta Nine > wrote:

>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>>
>>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>>
>>>>What should I do?
>>>
>>>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>>>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>>>
>>>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>>>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>>>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>>>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>>
>>
>> but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the fish is stupid if he doesn't
>> know whom to take revenge upon.
>>
>>
>
>I'm assuming the passenger had some unpaid karma as well.

plus the guy's bike must have gotten a little messed up, i'm assuming... that's probably what hurt
him the most...

>
>--
>--------------
>Peace,
>Delta Nine
>
>People who quote themselves are assholes.
>- Delta Nine
>
>Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
>come across your tongue.
>- Jack White
>
>I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
>- T.D. Shadow


--

The Western Establishments and their junior partners in the Arab countries (and
most of the supposed Left as well) are engaged in a campaign to delegitimize
Israel. --Jared Israel (http://emperors-clothes.com/letters/land.htm)

Eddie Daughton
August 1st 05, 08:14 PM
Mad as a fish?
"the 2nd coming of christ" > wrote in message
...
> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:58:32 GMT, Delta Nine
> > wrote:
>
>>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>>> On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>>>
>>>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>>>
>>>>>What should I do?
>>>>
>>>>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>>>>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>>>>
>>>>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>>>>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>>>>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>>>>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>>>
>>>
>>> but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the
>>> fish is stupid if he doesn't
>>> know whom to take revenge upon.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I'm assuming the passenger had some unpaid karma as well.
>
> plus the guy's bike must have gotten a little messed up, i'm assuming...
> that's probably what hurt
> him the most...
>
>>
>>--
>>--------------
>>Peace,
>>Delta Nine
>>
>>People who quote themselves are assholes.
>>- Delta Nine
>>
>>Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
>>come across your tongue.
>>- Jack White
>>
>>I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
>>- T.D. Shadow
>
>
> --
>
> The Western Establishments and their junior partners in the Arab countries
> (and
> most of the supposed Left as well) are engaged in a campaign to
> delegitimize
> Israel. --Jared Israel (http://emperors-clothes.com/letters/land.htm)

Delta Nine
August 1st 05, 08:35 PM
the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:58:32 GMT, Delta Nine > wrote:
>
>
>>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>>>
>>>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>>>
>>>>>What should I do?
>>>>
>>>>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>>>>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>>>>
>>>>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>>>>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>>>>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>>>>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>>>
>>>
>>>but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the fish is stupid if he doesn't
>>>know whom to take revenge upon.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>I'm assuming the passenger had some unpaid karma as well.
>
>
> plus the guy's bike must have gotten a little messed up, i'm assuming... that's probably what hurt
> him the most...
>
>

See now that's just unfair. The bike never did nothing wrong.

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

People who quote themselves are assholes.
- Delta Nine

Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
come across your tongue.
- Jack White

I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow

the 2nd coming of christ
August 1st 05, 09:50 PM
On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 19:35:54 GMT, Delta Nine > wrote:

>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:58:32 GMT, Delta Nine > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What should I do?
>>>>>
>>>>>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>>>>>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>>>>>
>>>>>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>>>>>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>>>>>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>>>>>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the fish is stupid if he doesn't
>>>>know whom to take revenge upon.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>I'm assuming the passenger had some unpaid karma as well.
>>
>>
>> plus the guy's bike must have gotten a little messed up, i'm assuming... that's probably what hurt
>> him the most...
>>
>>
>
>See now that's just unfair. The bike never did nothing wrong.

guilty by association?

>
>--
>--------------
>Peace,
>Delta Nine
>
>People who quote themselves are assholes.
>- Delta Nine
>
>Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
>come across your tongue.
>- Jack White
>
>I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
>- T.D. Shadow


--

The Western Establishments and their junior partners in the Arab countries (and
most of the supposed Left as well) are engaged in a campaign to delegitimize
Israel. --Jared Israel (http://emperors-clothes.com/letters/land.htm)

Shaun aRe
August 2nd 05, 09:44 AM
> wrote in message
. cox.net...
On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:50:05 GMT, :

>On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 19:35:54 GMT, Delta Nine
> wrote:
>
>>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>>> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:58:32 GMT, Delta Nine
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>the 2nd coming of christ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:05:52 GMT, Greg Carr > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On 22 Jul 2005 08:22:51 -0700, "Henry Lemington-Wholeflavors"
> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I got really high and then anally raped my pet goldfish.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I think it's psychologically traumatised now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What should I do?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>One of my work buddies put some LSD into a fish tank and the fish
>>>>>>ended up leaping out of the water and they eventually died.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Same guy was riding his motorcycle past a line of non-moving cars in
>>>>>>rush hour traffic and someone opened the passenger side of the vehicle
>>>>>>and he crashed into it. His passenger was catapulted groin first a
>>>>>>tree branch. perhaps the revenge of the fish that overdosed.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>but the passanger didn't put the LSD in the fish tank... i guess the
fish is stupid if he doesn't
>>>>>know whom to take revenge upon.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm assuming the passenger had some unpaid karma as well.
>>>
>>>
>>> plus the guy's bike must have gotten a little messed up, i'm assuming...
that's probably what hurt
>>> him the most...
>>>
>>>
>>
>>See now that's just unfair. The bike never did nothing wrong.
>
>guilty by association?
>
>>
>>--
>>--------------
>>Peace,
>>Delta Nine
>>
>>People who quote themselves are assholes.
>>- Delta Nine
>>
>>Completely baffled by the backward indication that an inspired word will
>>come across your tongue.
>>- Jack White
>>
>>I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
>>- T.D. Shadow


My Consultant Hooked me up on a great new savings plan.
They call it Reverse Karma
Instead of the standard "Play Now , Pay later", common in most Karma
principles
This one is reversed
I Pay now , in advance , this also builds up interest, then at a later date
I can Play..
It is the difference between living with a huge Credit Card Debt or having
a big
savings account and paying cash.

I have paid in enough with suffering and bad luck, that now I can **** up
really bad and
not even worry about the hand of fate slaping me down.

I tell you it takes off the pressure

With Karma you are always waiting for the other shoe to fall on you. you
can never get
ahead.
With Reverse Karma, you can look for trouble and know your covered.
Once in a while a friend gets in a bad spot, I can loan them some of my
Karmatic credits
for a ptice of course and come out even better.

It is not for everyone, because if you are riding high and having good
luck then you
won't be able to save up anything, and are probably feading towards a wicked
streak soon.

but if you are having a streak of bad luck , for no reason, then pack it in
an account,
for later, instead of letting it go to waste

_____________

DoOoD - you coulda just typed 'pay it forward' yaknow ',;~}~



Shaun aRe

the 2nd coming of christ
August 2nd 05, 11:32 PM
On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 19:05:45 -0700, wrote:

>My Consultant Hooked me up on a great new savings plan.
>They call it Reverse Karma
>Instead of the standard "Play Now , Pay later", common in most Karma =
>principles
>This one is reversed
>I Pay now , in advance , this also builds up interest, then at a later =
>date I can Play..
>It is the difference between living with a huge Credit Card Debt or =
>having a big
>savings account and paying cash.
>
>I have paid in enough with suffering and bad luck, that now I can **** up=
> really bad and
>not even worry about the hand of fate slaping me down.
>
>I tell you it takes off the pressure
>
>With Karma you are always waiting for the other shoe to fall on you. you=
> can never get
>ahead.
>With Reverse Karma, you can look for trouble and know your covered.
>Once in a while a friend gets in a bad spot, I can loan them some of my =
>Karmatic credits=20
>for a ptice of course and come out even better.
>
>It is not for everyone, because if you are riding high and having good =
>luck then you
>won't be able to save up anything, and are probably feading towards a =
>wicked streak soon.
>
>but if you are having a streak of bad luck , for no reason, then pack it=
> in an account,
>for later, instead of letting it go to waste

that's the thing, see. if you're getting shat on for no reason, it's probably due to past lives
accumulation of karma and you may have died before you paid it off...

it's hard to say, unless one is you and knows exactly what the hell you're up to.

--

The Western Establishments and their junior partners in the Arab countries (and
most of the supposed Left as well) are engaged in a campaign to delegitimize
Israel. --Jared Israel (http://emperors-clothes.com/letters/land.htm)