What type of pond does God have?

[David Sim]

And does it have good water clarity?

[Snooze]

"David Sim" > wrote in message
...
> And does it have good water clarity?

If God had a pond?
And would you ask him about the koi
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you just had one fish?

And yeah yeah God is a porger yeah yeah God is porger
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God was one of us
Just a homeowner like one of us
Just a stranger on the Internet
Trying to make winterize his pond.

If God had a pond what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would clean
things like the filter and in the bottom drain and the algae and all the
smelly muck

[Derek Broughton]

Snooze wrote:

> "David Sim" > wrote in message
> ...
>> And does it have good water clarity?
>
> If God had a pond?
> And would you ask him about the koi
> If you were faced with him in all his glory
> What would you ask if you just had one fish?
>
> And yeah yeah God is a porger yeah yeah God is porger
> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>
> What if God was one of us
> Just a homeowner like one of us
> Just a stranger on the Internet
> Trying to make winterize his pond.
>
> If God had a pond what would it look like
> And would you want to see
> If seeing meant that you would clean
> things like the filter and in the bottom drain and the algae and all the
> smelly muck

I wonder how Joan Osborne feels about that. I'll certainly never listen to
the song in quite the same way :-)
--
derek

[billfish]

Snooze Wrote:
> "David Sim" wrote in message
> ...
> And does it have good water clarity?
>
> If God had a pond?
> And would you ask him about the koi
> If you were faced with him in all his glory
> What would you ask if you just had one fish?
>
> And yeah yeah God is a porger yeah yeah God is porger
> yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>
> What if God was one of us
> Just a homeowner like one of us
> Just a stranger on the Internet
> Trying to make winterize his pond.
>
> If God had a pond what would it look like
> And would you want to see
> If seeing meant that you would clean
> things like the filter and in the bottom drain and the algae and all
> the
> smelly muck

ROFLMAO!!!!!! :-)))))))))))


As for water quality, I doubt it. Nothing the clergy like better than
to muddy the water. The fish are probably nervous too, from God's son
walking on the water and turning it into wine at a moments notice.

Bill.


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billfish