Re: Rose Bowl Domination

[Nell]

Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
domination!

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> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
> domination!


Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.

Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again Nell,
they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all that
bad now is it Nellie my dear?

Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And please,
please tell us how many national championships those Tigers have won.

Alt.

[Frisbee®]

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> "Nell" > wrote in message
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>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>> domination!
>
>
> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>
> Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
> football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again Nell,
> they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all that
> bad now is it Nellie my dear?
>
> Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And please,
> please tell us how many national championships those Tigers have won.

You silly sot.

Even Joe Namath knows that Aubrun is not the Tigers, they are the WAR DAMB
IGGLES!

Well, they are on Saturdays anyway. What day is it today?

Wow... 0-5. How come you've never included that in any of your stats
before? I think Nell knows a lot more about football than you do, Alt. Be
nice to her, maybe she'll teach you a few more things.

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>> "Nell" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>>> domination!
>>
>>
>> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
>> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
>> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>>
>> Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
>> football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again
>> Nell, they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really
>> all that bad now is it Nellie my dear?
>>
>> Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And
>> please, please tell us how many national championships those Tigers
>> have won.
>
> You silly sot.
>
> Even Joe Namath knows that Aubrun is not the Tigers, they are the WAR
> DAMB IGGLES!
>
> Well, they are on Saturdays anyway. What day is it today?
>
> Wow... 0-5. How come you've never included that in any of your stats
> before? I think Nell knows a lot more about football than you do, Alt.
> Be nice to her, maybe she'll teach you a few more things.
>

Maybe she will Frisbee. Hey thanks for lining that up like you did, that
was real smooth, silken one might say. I've been trying to work on her,
soften her up a bit, I need all the help I can get. She is a tough crack
to nut.

Alt.

[Frisbee®]

"Alt-Ctrl-Del" <Alt-Ctrl-Del/@________------------{{{{ }}}}.net> wrote in
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> She is a tough crack to nut.

TMML

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"Frisbee®" > wrote in message
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> "Alt-Ctrl-Del" <Alt-Ctrl-Del/@________------------{{{{ }}}}.net> wrote
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>> She is a tough crack to nut.
>
> TMML

I am glad I can make somebody's day a little brighter Frisbee. I only
hope Nell laughs too, I would sure hate to make her mad, she could be
formidable I bet.

Alt.

[towelie]

Alt-Ctrl-Del wrote:
> "Nell" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>> domination!
>
>
> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>
> Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
> football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again Nell,
> they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all
> that bad now is it Nellie my dear?
>
> Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And
> please, please tell us how many national championships those Tigers have
> won.

Alabama has been too busy cheating to worry about beating Auburn at home.

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aa #2133
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"towelie" > wrote in message
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> Alt-Ctrl-Del wrote:
>> "Nell" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>>> domination!
>>
>>
>> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
>> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
>> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>>
>> Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
>> football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again
>> Nell,
>> they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all
>> that bad now is it Nellie my dear?
>>
>> Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And
>> please, please tell us how many national championships those Tigers
>> have
>> won.
>
> Alabama has been too busy cheating to worry about beating Auburn at
> home.
>
No, we didn't cheat this year I don't believe. We got caught remember,
but that was a few years ago. Since Alabama was the very first college
football team to ever actually get caught cheating, the NCAA had to make
an example out of us. They were hoping it would persuade other teams to
never cheat.

Roll Tide

Alt.

[towelie]

Alt-Ctrl-Del wrote:
> "towelie" > wrote in message
> et...
>> Alt-Ctrl-Del wrote:
>>> "Nell" > wrote in message
>>> oups.com...
>>>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>>>> domination!
>>>
>>>
>>> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
>>> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
>>> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>>>
>>> Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
>>> football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again
>>> Nell,
>>> they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all
>>> that bad now is it Nellie my dear?
>>>
>>> Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And
>>> please, please tell us how many national championships those Tigers
>>> have
>>> won.
>>
>> Alabama has been too busy cheating to worry about beating Auburn at
>> home.
>>
> No, we didn't cheat this year I don't believe. We got caught remember,
> but that was a few years ago. Since Alabama was the very first college
> football team to ever actually get caught cheating, the NCAA had to make
> an example out of us. They were hoping it would persuade other teams to
> never cheat.

I thought SMU was the first team to get the "death penalty"...but anyway,
the cheating from a few years ago is what I was referring to. Then again,
my team (the Arkansas Razorbacks) are sitting in Fayetteville for the rest
of the season, so I have to have something to talk about...

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"towelie" > wrote in message
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> Alt-Ctrl-Del wrote:
>> "towelie" > wrote in message
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>>> Alt-Ctrl-Del wrote:
>>>> "Nell" > wrote in message
>>>> oups.com...
>>>>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>>>>> domination!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make
>>>> something
>>>> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And
>>>> of
>>>> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>>>>
>>>> Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
>>>> football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again
>>>> Nell,
>>>> they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all
>>>> that bad now is it Nellie my dear?
>>>>
>>>> Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And
>>>> please, please tell us how many national championships those Tigers
>>>> have
>>>> won.
>>>
>>> Alabama has been too busy cheating to worry about beating Auburn at
>>> home.
>>>
>> No, we didn't cheat this year I don't believe. We got caught remember,
>> but that was a few years ago. Since Alabama was the very first college
>> football team to ever actually get caught cheating, the NCAA had to
>> make
>> an example out of us. They were hoping it would persuade other teams
>> to
>> never cheat.
>
> I thought SMU was the first team to get the "death penalty"...but
> anyway, the cheating from a few years ago is what I was referring to.
> Then again, my team (the Arkansas Razorbacks) are sitting in
> Fayetteville for the rest of the season, so I have to have something to
> talk about...
>

No Towelie, Alabama is the only team to ever cheat in regard to college
football and is also the only one to ever get caught. Why? Because they
are the only team to ever cheat, that is why they got caught.

Alt.

[Robibnikoff]

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> "Nell" > wrote in message
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>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>> domination!
>
>
> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.

Mind the crossposting, people. Many of us don't give a **** about college
football.

BTW, Go Gators! :)
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Robyn
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#1557

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"Robibnikoff" > wrote in message
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> "Alt-Ctrl-Del" <Alt-Ctrl-Del/@________------------{{{{ }}}}.net> wrote
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>> "Nell" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
>>> domination!
>>
>>
>> Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
>> into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
>> course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
>
> Mind the crossposting, people. Many of us don't give a **** about
> college football.
>
> BTW, Go Gators! :)
> --

Mind what cross-posting people Robyn? You would do well to apply some
netiquette and specify exactly who you are talking about when you issue a
proclamation.

Alt.

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> > "Nell" > wrote in message
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> >> Has Bama ever won the Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa? Now, that's total
> >> domination!
> >
> >
> > Nell, there are no people on earth that will attempt to make something
> > into something it really is not quite like an Auburn Tiger fan. And of
> > course you would know this as you have the bad fortune of being one.
> >
> > Yes Nell, Alabama has never, ever, in the long history of the Alabama
> > football program ever beaten Auburn in Tuscaloosa. But then again Nell,
> > they have only played 5 games in Tuscaloosa. So it is not really all that
> > bad now is it Nellie my dear?
> >
> > Tell us again how many bowl games those Tigers have been too? And please,
> > please tell us how many national championships tho se Tigers have won.
>
> You silly sot.
>
> Even Joe Namath knows that Aubrun is not the Tigers, they are the WAR DAMB
> IGGLES!

Hell, he didn't even know where cotton gin came from.
>

[Jim07D5]

"Robibnikoff" > said:

>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>
>BTW, Go Gators! :)

Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.

And I speak as a UF alum.
--- Jim07D5

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"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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> "Robibnikoff" > said:
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>>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>>
>>BTW, Go Gators! :)
>
> Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.
>
> And I speak as a UF alum.
> --- Jim07D5

Perhaps he's a bounceyball or baseball Gator fan.

Or maybe volleyball.

[Jim07D5]

"Frisbee®" > said:

>"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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>> "Robibnikoff" > said:
>>
>>>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>>>
>>>BTW, Go Gators! :)
>>
>> Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.
>>
>> And I speak as a UF alum.
>> --- Jim07D5
>
>Perhaps he's a bounceyball or baseball Gator fan.
>
>Or maybe volleyball.
>
What's the difference between God and Steve Spurrier?

God doesn't think he's Steve Spurrier.
--- Jim07D5

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"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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> "Frisbee®" > said:
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>>"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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>>> "Robibnikoff" > said:
>>>
>>>>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>>>>
>>>>BTW, Go Gators! :)
>>>
>>> Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.
>>>
>>> And I speak as a UF alum.
>>> --- Jim07D5
>>
>>Perhaps he's a bounceyball or baseball Gator fan.
>>
>>Or maybe volleyball.
>>
> What's the difference between God and Steve Spurrier?
>
> God doesn't think he's Steve Spurrier.

Ain't it a blast hating him now that he's gone to South Carolina?

I'd still like the sumbitch if'n he hadn't kicked our asses this year.

[Robibnikoff]

"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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> "Robibnikoff" > said:
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>>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>>
>>BTW, Go Gators! :)
>
> Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.

Gee, ya think? <wink, wink>

> And I speak as a UF alum.

Really! When did you graduate? I graduated in 1983.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557

[Robibnikoff]

"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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> "Frisbee®" > said:
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>>"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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>>> "Robibnikoff" > said:
>>>
>>>>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>>>>
>>>>BTW, Go Gators! :)
>>>
>>> Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.
>>>
>>> And I speak as a UF alum.
>>> --- Jim07D5
>>
>>Perhaps he's a bounceyball or baseball Gator fan.
>>
>>Or maybe volleyball.

Perhaps he's also a she ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557

[Frisbee®]

"Robibnikoff" > wrote in message
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> "Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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>> "Frisbee®" > said:
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>>>"Jim07D5" > wrote in message
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>>>> "Robibnikoff" > said:
>>>>
>>>>>... Many of us don't give a **** about college football.
>>>>>
>>>>>BTW, Go Gators! :)
>>>>
>>>> Those two statements are quite ironic in juxtaposition.
>>>>
>>>> And I speak as a UF alum.
>>>> --- Jim07D5
>>>
>>>Perhaps he's a bounceyball or baseball Gator fan.
>>>
>>>Or maybe volleyball.
>
> Perhaps he's also a she ;)

Yeah, I can sort of tell that now... real observant of me.

So... R U Hawt? GIFS!!1!!!1

There ain't no rhyme for oranges.