Lord

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Lord,

On this day I wish to thank you for the good season that Alabama had this
year. I, your humble servant need to ask you for another blessing oh Lord.
Oh Lord, can you please make it possible for Alabama to completely wax Texas
Tech's ass and set them adrift on ****ed Up avenue.

Oh Lord, if anything I have ever done in my life pleases you will you grant
this request to me Lord, Alt is who is am and need this Lord, I need it bad.
You see Lord, if Alabama can win this game we will have the most 10 win
seasons of any college football team to ever walk the face of the earth.

Lord, don't let me down. Texas Tech worships the Evil One before every game
and they eat pork also Lord and don't deserve to win this game. We, here in
Alabama are purist fundamentalist's Lord and you know that and we love our
football Lord.

Altie

--
I minimize my work load every way
possible to further maximize my ability to be a slack ass.

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"Nell" > wrote in message
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> Also thanks for coach shuler of bammer... he's the best thing that's
> ever come to bammer. A four fingered salute to him, soon to be five
> next year in Tloser. WDE.


Nell, I wish I could slap you sometimes just to feel the flesh of your
Auburn face in the hollow of my hand. Would you like that Nell, would that
make you happy?

Alt.

[BamaVon]

You're just a little bammer man
wanting to beat up on a lady!

Well I guess that means you're safe then. Then again Burn does have
loose definitions for words like "lady"...and national championships

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"Nell" > wrote in message
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> Yes, if you will do it in front of any of my brothers! It would be a
> sight for me to see, and worth it! You're just a little bammer man
> wanting to beat up on a lady!



You are right Nell. That was crazy for me to say. I don't really want to
hit you. I just think that Auburn fans need slapping sometimes because they
suck the smug out of smug when they win games. I have never met an Auburn
fan that had any kind of dignity about football games.

Even that sorry coach Auburn has now, Tuberville, the one that they wanted
to fire so badly is a smug *******. Holding up his fat four fingers when
they beat Alabama. What a classic Auburnite his personality personifies.

Alt

[S.Lewis]

"Del¤+/Ctrl+¤/Alt¤+" <Alt-Ctrl-Del@________------------{{{{ }}}}.net> wrote
in message nk.net...
>
> "Nell" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> Yes, if you will do it in front of any of my brothers! It would be a
>> sight for me to see, and worth it! You're just a little bammer man
>> wanting to beat up on a lady!
>
>
>
> You are right Nell. That was crazy for me to say. I don't really want to
> hit you. I just think that Auburn fans need slapping sometimes because
> they suck the smug out of smug when they win games. I have never met an
> Auburn fan that had any kind of dignity about football games.
>
> Even that sorry coach Auburn has now, Tuberville, the one that they wanted
> to fire so badly is a smug *******. Holding up his fat four fingers when
> they beat Alabama. What a classic Auburnite his personality personifies.
>
> Alt
>

[S.Lewis]

"Nell" > wrote in message
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> Too bad young shuler won't be at bammer long enough to count to four
> fingers against Auburn. When I first heard him utter 3 words and uggh,
> 3 words and uggh, at his announcement as the new bammer head coach, I
> knew that we had ourselves a good coach for bammer. Heck, he can't
> talk a good story much less perform one. LOL!
>