Koi-Lo
June 10th 06, 05:56 AM
Nomen >wrote:
> Roy Hauer is now using Hipcrime to impersonate Koi-Lo.
Now you have proof.
> >.
Faith is really paying attention.
> Path: news.shared-secrets.com!dartmaster!s02- b10.
It's not what you know; it's who you know.
> iad01!nx01.
Robbie started it. I didn't do anything.
> iad01.
Let there be toilets.
> why am i such a doormat!
I am here to mock you, not diagnose your problems or play agony aunt.
> newshosting.com!newshost ing.com!207.
It's good to know yourself. [Condescendingly]
> I always keep an umbrella with me on hot, summer days just in case it
> rains.
You could always take your conciousness to a higher plane. Everything
will cease to be a problem then.
> 115.
The experiment not the creator of the experiment.
> The psychiatrist said my premature ejaculation problem was from
> stress!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ****!!!???
Now that's a revelation, Nescio.
> 63.
You'd do the same thing if you had a chance.
> Why do the buttons on a drive-through ATM machine have Braille on
> them?
Are you always open to discussing your issues in public like that,
Nescio. Or was that just a passing abberation?
> 142.
Two experts. Maybe you ought to talk to a neutral, like an ex-Jesuit.
> I like to spend my holidays by myself.
Try wearing heavier makeup, Nescio.
> MISMATCH!newscon02.
It's better to be dead than ugly.
> new s.
Inaccurate.
> HELP! My brain has fallen out!
Are you ever surprised by the speed with which people run away from you,
Nescio?
> prodigy.com!newscon06.
It's water over the dam.
> I got a date!! No more sticky fingers for me.
I can just imagine you crying and screaming like a little kid over it,
too.
> news.prodigy.com!prod igy.net!newshub.
It's such a nice day. [Sarcastically]
> sdsu.
Liar.
> How do you have sex with someone of the same gender??
You made your bed, Nescio. Die in it.
> edu!elnk-nf2- pas!newsfeed.
Do it the wrong way.
> earthlink.net!stamper.
You have nothing to worry about.
> how do you get a girl to know you want sex?
I can just imagine you crying and screaming like a little kid over it,
too.
> news.pas.
I don't care about your show. Even when some fudge packer that you date
has been elected President, I don't give a damn. Do you get me,
sweetheart?
> How do guys exercise rheir pelvic floor?
My heart bleeds for you.
<aside>
LMFAO
> earthlink.net!newsread4.
How come you're so cute?
> It's hard to smile when someone tells you to grab your ankles.
I really don't want to know, Nescio.
> news.pas.
The fact that an argument is valid does not necessarily mean that its
conclusion holds, Nescio.
> How can I describe it? It's like a thumb pushing down hard in my
> throat. How can I stop it?
It could be worse; you could be gay and have warts in your throat. Oh,
hang on. You had that last week.
> earthlink.net.POSTED!0731b46b!not-for-mail From:
> Lákáwáná@Invalid.
Parasites, such as yourself who suck the life out of decency.
> I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
You're insane. Completely insane.
> Invalid ("Roy") Newsgroups: alt.suicide.methods,rec.
You shouldn't be so sensitive.
> gardens,alt.religion.
It's disgusting that a guy who doesn't know that a watt is joules per
second should be allowed to write for The Times.
> jehovahs- witn,rec.
Hold this stick.
> Yes, I'm still seeing the sex therapist.
Pass.
> aquaria.
It's intimidating, isn't it?
> pain pain pain in my head am I mad????? the voices are driving me
> crazy!!!!
Note to self: Do not respond.
> freshwater.
Doesn't your family mean anything to you?
> Once I have a firm grip on reality, I'll strangle it.
Maybe it's not wise to discuss your personal problems here, Nescio.
> misc,rec.
Harebrained.
> i attend a Catholic private school. My mother moved me to a private
> school because at the public school i went too many guys would call me
> when i have no idea how they got my number.
Note to self: Back away from the retard.
> aquaria.
FIRST OF ALL. YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
> I have given up on trying to to get a girlfriend. I'm a very
> confident, very good looking guy. I can handle myself as I am very
> physically fit. I do boxing, run up stairs, hills, play various kinds
> of sports extremely well and am able to learn new sports and
> exercises. I really should be a personal trainer. I help people with
> highly technical computer subjects, and many people thank me for my
> help and compliment my skills and extensive education. Yet, despite
> all my good points, people laugh at me. I don't understand this at
> all. It always happens to me for some reason. I would do things in
> school where everyone was laughing hard at me, like sometimes I would
> have two different kinds of shoes on. Wow! Everyone notices. I just
> accept it. People point at me and laugh, but I'm always being
> complimented and approached by guys and girls. Girls think I'm really,
> really cute then, after talking to me, they kind of walk away. I try
> to impress them, 'Uhh. Hi I'm cool. I can eat 22 hot dogs. What's your
> name?'
Eh? Are you serious?
> freshwate r.
What are you trying to prove? That you passed fourth grade?
> I'm solid concrete. From the eyebrows backwards.
Eh? Are you serious?
> goldfish,alt.aquaria,rec.
You won't mind if we have a look around if you have nothing to hide.
> i'v jus recently split up with my bf of 2months,not long i know,but we
> weren't gettin along and so we both decided together that we should
> end it.near the end though i meet another guy called bob*.i really
> liked him and felt bad that i was doing feeling this way while being
> still together with jim*.bob kept saying that he really likes me but
> isn't looking for a gf right now,and that if we do anything i
> shouldn't feel used or like a slag.me and jim though have been having
> long talks and we get on really well now and we talk about what
> happened in our past relationship and about getting back together.the
> other night me and bob did some sexual activites and i feel wierd
> about it.i'm seeing jim on friday,what should i say to him because i
> really want to get back with him. my question is,did i mess up with
> jim because of bob?should i get back together with jim?what does bob
> think of me? thank you x
Now that's a revelation, Nescio.
> ponds,alt.usenet.
What did you do with the sun?
> kooks,alt.music.
DUMBER THAN A BUCKET OF KOOKS!
> neil- young Subject: There is only one Koi Lo and its Carol Gulley.
There's more to it than that.
> Roy does not have to nym shift and morph to do what has to be done!
> Organization: Riding herd on Carol aka Koi Lo aka Wëndãlen Reply-To:
> Don't waste your time.
What have you lost?
> Earthlink loves me! Message-ID: <4491291c.
You guys do that yourself? They don't do it for you?
> .
I think you're making a fashion statement.
> earthlink.net> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.
1?
> 5/32.
It'll turn around.
> 452 MIME-Version: 1.
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> 255.
Damned liar.
> I am struggling with guilt - of course that is my least favourite
> subject and has driven me to drink and drug many times in the past.
> What crappy emotion I am having a really hard time with it. I beat
> myself up daily for things I should have done, things I didn't do,
> things I did do and shouldn't have..yadayadayada.
The only solution to your problem is a capsule labelled 'Cyanide'.
> 246.
I'd like to see that.
> 95 X-Complaints-To: X-Trace: newsread4.
Is that your final answer, or are you still holding out hope that a
brain will suddenly grow at the end of your spinal cord?
> I'm afraid of the dark. The doctor says I need behavioral therapy.
Book a padded cell.
> news.pas.
Enough already.
> The doctor said my eyelash, eyebrow and nose-hair pulling habit was
> ANXIETY!?!?!
Here, have a box of tissues.
> earthlink.net 1149905789 4.
Starved for affection, are you?
> I GET THIS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY ANXIETY! I AM JSUT SO SO SO
> OVERWHELMED!!!
Then put a bullet into your head.
> 255.
Between the devil and the deep blue sea.
> My body odor gets stronger at certain times of the month.
You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.
> 246.
Bizarre.
> I live so far in the country, my postal code is EIEIO.
Note to self: Do not respond.
> 95 (Fri, 09 Jun 2006 19:16:29 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2006
> 19:16:29 PDT Xref: news.shared-secrets.com
> alt.suicide.methods:92214 rec.
I wish for you to die, and hope that the rest of your life is a wake.
> Is it paranoia if they really ARE watching you?
Why bother to keep on going, Nescio? You cannot get through life on your
own strength. You will keep failing and you will go deeper and deeper
into despair. Kill yourself.
> gardens:164288 alt.religion.
I know what those guys are up to. I've seen it before.
> jehovahs-witn:175595 rec.
If you're not using yourself, someone else is.
> Is this the consequence of an out of bed experience?
Book a padded cell.
> aquaria.
What do you think it is?
> I often wake up in a sweaty panic. It's normal, isn't it?
Is your mother heartbroken about that, Nescio?
> freshwater.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
> misc:93872 rec.
Most people, without thinking, thinks whatever they learned when they
were little.
> aquaria.
Honour your mother and father; love your neighbour.
> I've been dating my boyfriend for nearly 2 months and we love each
> other. But i'm feeling so guilty because he's 19 and thinks i'm 16.
> I'm only actually 13 but he has no idea, i look so much older and have
> lied to him the whole time. He won't have sex with me anyway because
> he says he respects me too much to do it so soon but if i tell him the
> truth about my age he'll probably finish with me anyway. So depressed
> about this because i know he'd feel like such a perv if he knew the
> truth
Weird, eh. Still, I suppose it's better than embarrassing yourself in
front of everyone, Nescio.
> freshwater.
You probably have some innate sense of goodness or decency.
> goldfish:28205 alt.aquaria:55275 rec.
Nescio, you're the jerk of all time.
> I have ejaculation problems when I'm on Zoloft.
Hey, it could be worse. You could be fat.
> ponds:178688 alt.usenet.
Post hoc ergo propter hoc. You are assuming the cause merely because you
assume it happened before you wrote that.
> I'm *not* a homonecrophiliac!, I said in dead earnest.
I recommend a bullet to your temple, Nescio.
> kooks:900201 alt.music.
Perhaps I shouldn't but I expect better of you.
> neil- young:5691.
Cheap ****.
> >.
I'd just like to see it.
> Carol aka koi lo seems to be able to dig her own hole to crawl into
> without my help anymore, and the nym koi lo is so trashed its really
> meaningless anymore at least in accomplishing what I am set out to do.
You aren't? Really?
> >.
Your timing. Impeccable.
> I waxed my pubes the other day and it f-u-c-k-i-n-g killed!
Book a padded cell.
> So Roy is not using Koi Lo and what Carol may envision as to multiple
> Koi lo's is just a fignment of her imagination and a small
> representation of what her mind is really like.
I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.
> >.
Wasn't it?
> Please help me. I can't take much more!! Anxiety?
Eh? Are you mentally ill or something?
> Just Roy, but I am sure to pick another nym but its not gonnabe Koi lo
> as its just too ineffective anymore.
I am sure to pick another nym too.
> it sort of draws in the real kooks.
A GOOD YEAR IS DETERMINED BY ITS KOOKS!
> and perv's.
And you ask me why I'm happy.
> >.
You'll never understand it.
> I have diarrhoea. Can you help me? It's like I'm ****ting through the
> eye of a needle.
When you are at that point, there really is no way out other than
suicide, Nescio.
> Opinion, its the whole thing!
The only thing worse than having the Moral Majority for an enemy is
having the Moral Majority for a friend.
--
Koi-Lo....
Frugal ponding since 1995.
Aquariums since 1952.
My Pond & Aquarium Pages:
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
I do not post from Earthlink.net
All rude and/or obscene messages posted in my
name are by my impersonator.
~~~~ <((((*> ~~~ <{{{{(ö> ~~~~ }<((((({*>}
> Roy Hauer is now using Hipcrime to impersonate Koi-Lo.
Now you have proof.
> >.
Faith is really paying attention.
> Path: news.shared-secrets.com!dartmaster!s02- b10.
It's not what you know; it's who you know.
> iad01!nx01.
Robbie started it. I didn't do anything.
> iad01.
Let there be toilets.
> why am i such a doormat!
I am here to mock you, not diagnose your problems or play agony aunt.
> newshosting.com!newshost ing.com!207.
It's good to know yourself. [Condescendingly]
> I always keep an umbrella with me on hot, summer days just in case it
> rains.
You could always take your conciousness to a higher plane. Everything
will cease to be a problem then.
> 115.
The experiment not the creator of the experiment.
> The psychiatrist said my premature ejaculation problem was from
> stress!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ****!!!???
Now that's a revelation, Nescio.
> 63.
You'd do the same thing if you had a chance.
> Why do the buttons on a drive-through ATM machine have Braille on
> them?
Are you always open to discussing your issues in public like that,
Nescio. Or was that just a passing abberation?
> 142.
Two experts. Maybe you ought to talk to a neutral, like an ex-Jesuit.
> I like to spend my holidays by myself.
Try wearing heavier makeup, Nescio.
> MISMATCH!newscon02.
It's better to be dead than ugly.
> new s.
Inaccurate.
> HELP! My brain has fallen out!
Are you ever surprised by the speed with which people run away from you,
Nescio?
> prodigy.com!newscon06.
It's water over the dam.
> I got a date!! No more sticky fingers for me.
I can just imagine you crying and screaming like a little kid over it,
too.
> news.prodigy.com!prod igy.net!newshub.
It's such a nice day. [Sarcastically]
> sdsu.
Liar.
> How do you have sex with someone of the same gender??
You made your bed, Nescio. Die in it.
> edu!elnk-nf2- pas!newsfeed.
Do it the wrong way.
> earthlink.net!stamper.
You have nothing to worry about.
> how do you get a girl to know you want sex?
I can just imagine you crying and screaming like a little kid over it,
too.
> news.pas.
I don't care about your show. Even when some fudge packer that you date
has been elected President, I don't give a damn. Do you get me,
sweetheart?
> How do guys exercise rheir pelvic floor?
My heart bleeds for you.
<aside>
LMFAO
> earthlink.net!newsread4.
How come you're so cute?
> It's hard to smile when someone tells you to grab your ankles.
I really don't want to know, Nescio.
> news.pas.
The fact that an argument is valid does not necessarily mean that its
conclusion holds, Nescio.
> How can I describe it? It's like a thumb pushing down hard in my
> throat. How can I stop it?
It could be worse; you could be gay and have warts in your throat. Oh,
hang on. You had that last week.
> earthlink.net.POSTED!0731b46b!not-for-mail From:
> Lákáwáná@Invalid.
Parasites, such as yourself who suck the life out of decency.
> I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
You're insane. Completely insane.
> Invalid ("Roy") Newsgroups: alt.suicide.methods,rec.
You shouldn't be so sensitive.
> gardens,alt.religion.
It's disgusting that a guy who doesn't know that a watt is joules per
second should be allowed to write for The Times.
> jehovahs- witn,rec.
Hold this stick.
> Yes, I'm still seeing the sex therapist.
Pass.
> aquaria.
It's intimidating, isn't it?
> pain pain pain in my head am I mad????? the voices are driving me
> crazy!!!!
Note to self: Do not respond.
> freshwater.
Doesn't your family mean anything to you?
> Once I have a firm grip on reality, I'll strangle it.
Maybe it's not wise to discuss your personal problems here, Nescio.
> misc,rec.
Harebrained.
> i attend a Catholic private school. My mother moved me to a private
> school because at the public school i went too many guys would call me
> when i have no idea how they got my number.
Note to self: Back away from the retard.
> aquaria.
FIRST OF ALL. YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
> I have given up on trying to to get a girlfriend. I'm a very
> confident, very good looking guy. I can handle myself as I am very
> physically fit. I do boxing, run up stairs, hills, play various kinds
> of sports extremely well and am able to learn new sports and
> exercises. I really should be a personal trainer. I help people with
> highly technical computer subjects, and many people thank me for my
> help and compliment my skills and extensive education. Yet, despite
> all my good points, people laugh at me. I don't understand this at
> all. It always happens to me for some reason. I would do things in
> school where everyone was laughing hard at me, like sometimes I would
> have two different kinds of shoes on. Wow! Everyone notices. I just
> accept it. People point at me and laugh, but I'm always being
> complimented and approached by guys and girls. Girls think I'm really,
> really cute then, after talking to me, they kind of walk away. I try
> to impress them, 'Uhh. Hi I'm cool. I can eat 22 hot dogs. What's your
> name?'
Eh? Are you serious?
> freshwate r.
What are you trying to prove? That you passed fourth grade?
> I'm solid concrete. From the eyebrows backwards.
Eh? Are you serious?
> goldfish,alt.aquaria,rec.
You won't mind if we have a look around if you have nothing to hide.
> i'v jus recently split up with my bf of 2months,not long i know,but we
> weren't gettin along and so we both decided together that we should
> end it.near the end though i meet another guy called bob*.i really
> liked him and felt bad that i was doing feeling this way while being
> still together with jim*.bob kept saying that he really likes me but
> isn't looking for a gf right now,and that if we do anything i
> shouldn't feel used or like a slag.me and jim though have been having
> long talks and we get on really well now and we talk about what
> happened in our past relationship and about getting back together.the
> other night me and bob did some sexual activites and i feel wierd
> about it.i'm seeing jim on friday,what should i say to him because i
> really want to get back with him. my question is,did i mess up with
> jim because of bob?should i get back together with jim?what does bob
> think of me? thank you x
Now that's a revelation, Nescio.
> ponds,alt.usenet.
What did you do with the sun?
> kooks,alt.music.
DUMBER THAN A BUCKET OF KOOKS!
> neil- young Subject: There is only one Koi Lo and its Carol Gulley.
There's more to it than that.
> Roy does not have to nym shift and morph to do what has to be done!
> Organization: Riding herd on Carol aka Koi Lo aka Wëndãlen Reply-To:
> Don't waste your time.
What have you lost?
> Earthlink loves me! Message-ID: <4491291c.
You guys do that yourself? They don't do it for you?
> .
I think you're making a fashion statement.
> earthlink.net> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.
1?
> 5/32.
It'll turn around.
> 452 MIME-Version: 1.
1?
> 0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 15 Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2006
> 02:16:29 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 4.
4?
> 255.
Damned liar.
> I am struggling with guilt - of course that is my least favourite
> subject and has driven me to drink and drug many times in the past.
> What crappy emotion I am having a really hard time with it. I beat
> myself up daily for things I should have done, things I didn't do,
> things I did do and shouldn't have..yadayadayada.
The only solution to your problem is a capsule labelled 'Cyanide'.
> 246.
I'd like to see that.
> 95 X-Complaints-To: X-Trace: newsread4.
Is that your final answer, or are you still holding out hope that a
brain will suddenly grow at the end of your spinal cord?
> I'm afraid of the dark. The doctor says I need behavioral therapy.
Book a padded cell.
> news.pas.
Enough already.
> The doctor said my eyelash, eyebrow and nose-hair pulling habit was
> ANXIETY!?!?!
Here, have a box of tissues.
> earthlink.net 1149905789 4.
Starved for affection, are you?
> I GET THIS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY ANXIETY! I AM JSUT SO SO SO
> OVERWHELMED!!!
Then put a bullet into your head.
> 255.
Between the devil and the deep blue sea.
> My body odor gets stronger at certain times of the month.
You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.
> 246.
Bizarre.
> I live so far in the country, my postal code is EIEIO.
Note to self: Do not respond.
> 95 (Fri, 09 Jun 2006 19:16:29 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2006
> 19:16:29 PDT Xref: news.shared-secrets.com
> alt.suicide.methods:92214 rec.
I wish for you to die, and hope that the rest of your life is a wake.
> Is it paranoia if they really ARE watching you?
Why bother to keep on going, Nescio? You cannot get through life on your
own strength. You will keep failing and you will go deeper and deeper
into despair. Kill yourself.
> gardens:164288 alt.religion.
I know what those guys are up to. I've seen it before.
> jehovahs-witn:175595 rec.
If you're not using yourself, someone else is.
> Is this the consequence of an out of bed experience?
Book a padded cell.
> aquaria.
What do you think it is?
> I often wake up in a sweaty panic. It's normal, isn't it?
Is your mother heartbroken about that, Nescio?
> freshwater.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
> misc:93872 rec.
Most people, without thinking, thinks whatever they learned when they
were little.
> aquaria.
Honour your mother and father; love your neighbour.
> I've been dating my boyfriend for nearly 2 months and we love each
> other. But i'm feeling so guilty because he's 19 and thinks i'm 16.
> I'm only actually 13 but he has no idea, i look so much older and have
> lied to him the whole time. He won't have sex with me anyway because
> he says he respects me too much to do it so soon but if i tell him the
> truth about my age he'll probably finish with me anyway. So depressed
> about this because i know he'd feel like such a perv if he knew the
> truth
Weird, eh. Still, I suppose it's better than embarrassing yourself in
front of everyone, Nescio.
> freshwater.
You probably have some innate sense of goodness or decency.
> goldfish:28205 alt.aquaria:55275 rec.
Nescio, you're the jerk of all time.
> I have ejaculation problems when I'm on Zoloft.
Hey, it could be worse. You could be fat.
> ponds:178688 alt.usenet.
Post hoc ergo propter hoc. You are assuming the cause merely because you
assume it happened before you wrote that.
> I'm *not* a homonecrophiliac!, I said in dead earnest.
I recommend a bullet to your temple, Nescio.
> kooks:900201 alt.music.
Perhaps I shouldn't but I expect better of you.
> neil- young:5691.
Cheap ****.
> >.
I'd just like to see it.
> Carol aka koi lo seems to be able to dig her own hole to crawl into
> without my help anymore, and the nym koi lo is so trashed its really
> meaningless anymore at least in accomplishing what I am set out to do.
You aren't? Really?
> >.
Your timing. Impeccable.
> I waxed my pubes the other day and it f-u-c-k-i-n-g killed!
Book a padded cell.
> So Roy is not using Koi Lo and what Carol may envision as to multiple
> Koi lo's is just a fignment of her imagination and a small
> representation of what her mind is really like.
I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff.
> >.
Wasn't it?
> Please help me. I can't take much more!! Anxiety?
Eh? Are you mentally ill or something?
> Just Roy, but I am sure to pick another nym but its not gonnabe Koi lo
> as its just too ineffective anymore.
I am sure to pick another nym too.
> it sort of draws in the real kooks.
A GOOD YEAR IS DETERMINED BY ITS KOOKS!
> and perv's.
And you ask me why I'm happy.
> >.
You'll never understand it.
> I have diarrhoea. Can you help me? It's like I'm ****ting through the
> eye of a needle.
When you are at that point, there really is no way out other than
suicide, Nescio.
> Opinion, its the whole thing!
The only thing worse than having the Moral Majority for an enemy is
having the Moral Majority for a friend.
--
Koi-Lo....
Frugal ponding since 1995.
Aquariums since 1952.
My Pond & Aquarium Pages:
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
I do not post from Earthlink.net
All rude and/or obscene messages posted in my
name are by my impersonator.
~~~~ <((((*> ~~~ <{{{{(ö> ~~~~ }<((((({*>}