10 Rules for Being a Good Fishkeeping Husband -- On a lighter side

[Kedar]

10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
wife to do them).

9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has
to wait till the snails get bigger.

8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you
know they are all for you).

7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag.

6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75
gallon tank.

5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for
your new betta.

4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice.

3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin.

2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware.

1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date
because it conflicts with a fish club meeting.

Thanks
Kedar

[Tommy Butler]

HAHAHA!!! x 10

On Nov 22, 3:07 pm, "Kedar" > wrote:
> 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
> wife to do them).
>
> 9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has
> to wait till the snails get bigger.
>
> 8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you
> know they are all for you).
>
> 7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag.
>
> 6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75
> gallon tank.
>
> 5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for
> your new betta.
>
> 4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice.
>
> 3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin.
>
> 2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware.
>
> 1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date
> because it conflicts with a fish club meeting.
>
> Thanks
> Kedar

[IDzine01]

10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
husband to do them).

9. Never use your husband's motorcycle polish on the aquarium glass to
achieve the ultimate "streak free shine".

8. Never move your husband's favorite recliner to the basement to make
room for one more aquarium.

7. When testing if an old tank holds water in the garage, such
experiments should not be conducted in close proximity to expensive
sporting equipment.

6. Never EVER tell your husband he can't play hard rock on the stereo
because the sub woofer upsets the bettas.

5. Husband's gold cone filter for his uber-expensive coffee pot is to
be used for coffee grounds ONLY and should never be considered as a
viable option for rinsing baby brine shrimp.

4. Never put a container of live black worms in the fridge next to an
identical container of husband's leftover angel hair pasta.

3. When inviting fellow fish club members over for a night of geek
speak first consult the official calendar of the NFL.

2. Fishing equipment is not an overt protest of your aquarium hobby.
Offense should not be taken and said gear should not be sold in a yard
sale.

1. Running into a room waving your arms and yelling "come in here
quick!" should be reserved for times of distress and is an
inappropriate use of gesture to indicate the mating embrace of any
aquarium species. Doing this during times of BBQ is an exponentially
greater offense.

Kedar wrote:
> 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
> wife to do them).
>
> 9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has
> to wait till the snails get bigger.
>
> 8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you
> know they are all for you).
>
> 7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag.
>
> 6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75
> gallon tank.
>
> 5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for
> your new betta.
>
> 4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice.
>
> 3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin.
>
> 2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware.
>
> 1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date
> because it conflicts with a fish club meeting.
>
> Thanks
> Kedar

[Tommy Butler]

HAHA rock on baby

On Nov 28, 11:49 am, "IDzine01" > wrote:
> 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
> husband to do them).
>
> 9. Never use your husband's motorcycle polish on the aquarium glass to
> achieve the ultimate "streak free shine".
>
> 8. Never move your husband's favorite recliner to the basement to make
> room for one more aquarium.
>
> 7. When testing if an old tank holds water in the garage, such
> experiments should not be conducted in close proximity to expensive
> sporting equipment.
>
> 6. Never EVER tell your husband he can't play hard rock on the stereo
> because the sub woofer upsets the bettas.
>
> 5. Husband's gold cone filter for his uber-expensive coffee pot is to
> be used for coffee grounds ONLY and should never be considered as a
> viable option for rinsing baby brine shrimp.
>
> 4. Never put a container of live black worms in the fridge next to an
> identical container of husband's leftover angel hair pasta.
>
> 3. When inviting fellow fish club members over for a night of geek
> speak first consult the official calendar of the NFL.
>
> 2. Fishing equipment is not an overt protest of your aquarium hobby.
> Offense should not be taken and said gear should not be sold in a yard
> sale.
>
> 1. Running into a room waving your arms and yelling "come in here
> quick!" should be reserved for times of distress and is an
> inappropriate use of gesture to indicate the mating embrace of any
> aquarium species. Doing this during times of BBQ is an exponentially
> greater offense.
>
> Kedar wrote:
> > 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
> > wife to do them).
>
> > 9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has
> > to wait till the snails get bigger.
>
> > 8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you
> > know they are all for you).
>
> > 7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag.
>
> > 6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75
> > gallon tank.
>
> > 5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for
> > your new betta.
>
> > 4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice.
>
> > 3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin.
>
> > 2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware.
>
> > 1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date
> > because it conflicts with a fish club meeting.
>
> > Thanks
> > Kedar

[swarvegorilla]

Nice skills
nice drills
Ya had me at geek speak
:)

"IDzine01" > wrote in message
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> 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
> husband to do them).
>
> 9. Never use your husband's motorcycle polish on the aquarium glass to
> achieve the ultimate "streak free shine".
>
> 8. Never move your husband's favorite recliner to the basement to make
> room for one more aquarium.
>
> 7. When testing if an old tank holds water in the garage, such
> experiments should not be conducted in close proximity to expensive
> sporting equipment.
>
> 6. Never EVER tell your husband he can't play hard rock on the stereo
> because the sub woofer upsets the bettas.
>
> 5. Husband's gold cone filter for his uber-expensive coffee pot is to
> be used for coffee grounds ONLY and should never be considered as a
> viable option for rinsing baby brine shrimp.
>
> 4. Never put a container of live black worms in the fridge next to an
> identical container of husband's leftover angel hair pasta.
>
> 3. When inviting fellow fish club members over for a night of geek
> speak first consult the official calendar of the NFL.
>
> 2. Fishing equipment is not an overt protest of your aquarium hobby.
> Offense should not be taken and said gear should not be sold in a yard
> sale.
>
> 1. Running into a room waving your arms and yelling "come in here
> quick!" should be reserved for times of distress and is an
> inappropriate use of gesture to indicate the mating embrace of any
> aquarium species. Doing this during times of BBQ is an exponentially
> greater offense.
>
> Kedar wrote:
>> 10. Never do water changes with a sink full of dishes. (Wait for your
>> wife to do them).
>>
>> 9. Never tell your wife you're going to make her escargot but she has
>> to wait till the snails get bigger.
>>
>> 8. Never give your wife fish for her birthday or anniversary (when you
>> know they are all for you).
>>
>> 7. Never use your wife's brand new pantyhose as a media bag.
>>
>> 6. Never sell your wife's engagement ring so you can buy a new 75
>> gallon tank.
>>
>> 5. Never throw out her silk flowers because you need a new home for
>> your new betta.
>>
>> 4. When flushing a deceased fishy friend always check it twice.
>>
>> 3 Never compare your mother-in-law to a sea robin.
>>
>> 2. Never store your live food in the fridge in her best Tupperware.
>>
>> 1. Never EVER, ask to celebrate your anniversary on another date
>> because it conflicts with a fish club meeting.
>>
>> Thanks
>> Kedar
>