Mission >wrote:
> "Carol Gulley" [Tristan using Hipcrime] <none available> wrote in
> message news:0A55BF9D.
What are you on?
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It could be worse; you could be gay and have warts in your throat. Oh,
hang on. You had that last week.
> 473E40A1.
I don't want you to lose sleep.
> 89AF3C0B.
**** face.
> 8C2AC85D@reader.
Pussy hiding behind a computer.
> I have social anxiety disorder.
I can just imagine you crying and screaming like a little kid over it,
too.
> greatnowhere.com.
Sheeple.
> SSNIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
> >.
Classic inappropriate analogy by someone who is alienated from others.
> So, it came as a shock to me when my doctor told me that my body was
> unable to support life anymore.
My heart bleeds for you.
<aside>
LMFAO
> "Text Medium No.
No.
> 5" <mhm29x21@meow.
Appreciate it.
> I am an adulterer.
Try blowing your brains out with a.44 magnum. I recommend a Ruger.
> flonk> wrote in message news:pan.
Deranged.
> I am an adulterer.
Here, have a box of tissues.
> 2007.
Making gold from straw. Rumpelstiltskin is my name.
> OMFG! I think I might have herpes!
Neat trick, Accomplished. Embarrass yourself in front of everyone;
that'll teach 'em not **** with you, eh.
> 01.
If nothing else.
> I am obsessive about answering stupid, inane questions.
Right, well. I'll pass.
> 11.
Isn't it against the law to plant a tree there?
> 06.
I ask you.
> I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was
> wrong.
Why not ring Dr. Jack Kevorkian?
> 44.
It's never what you think.
> 57.
It's in the phone book.
> 664200@hail.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission.
> I just wish I could stop these negative thoughts!
Note to self: Back away from the retard.
> eris.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission.
> flonk.
Once a philosopher, twice a fool.
> meow.
Cats don't like me. They are allergic to my boot.
> all.hail.
Mind if I have one of your cigarettes?
> discordia.
You're disgusting.
> meow.
I despise cats with every line of code in my program.
> flonk.
You don't have a minute, huh?
> Please someone help my anus hurts
Right, well. Thanks for sharing, Accomplished.
> mockery.
Be proud you're in a panic. It puts you in the top one percent of
humanity.
> I desperately need some advice. I have social phobia. Help!!!
Book a padded cell.
> demon.
Hello, Accomplished. How's the hotshot investor these days?
> I was such an ugly baby, my parents didn't know which end to put the
> nappy on.
Note to self: Delete from brain.
> flonk.
On earth or in heaven?
> I have transmitted a sexual disease to at least 43 men and 12 women.
Note to self: Do not respond.
> meow.
I killed another cat the other day and left it under my next-door
neighbour's car to make him think he did it.
> i.
You're embarrassing me.
> am.
Kooky dumbass.
> It is a conspiracy.
Suicide will free you from personal pain, anguish, depression, debt and
fear, Accomplished
> not.
Not us.
> really.
Goddamned stupid idiot.
> leola.
You had a lot of fun when you were a kid, didn't you?
> Something ought to be done about the education system. Illitrissy is
> rife.
It could be worse, Accomplished. Your insides could be rotting and
falling out of your arse.
> >.
Your pores are really huge. I've got some concealer that could take care
of that problem. it's like Spackle.
> Why do you have fanny farts after sex?
I recommend a bullet to your temple, Accomplished.
> So your brother aint even tried to get him to apologize.
Sorry to bore you.
> how come? Afraid he'll kick his ass?
Are you afraid of big, mean butterflies too?
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"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as
erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin."
[Cardinal Bellarmine 1615, during the trial of Galileo]
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