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A. Paul. Ing
June 24th 07, 02:57 AM
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 15:51:32 CST, Galen Hekhuis
> wrote:

<<>>I have three boyfriends also. The front one and the back one are covered
<<>>in duckbutter, but the middle honey doesn't have a bit.
<<>>I know he has been "inoculated," I've seen crotch crickets aka crabs, the clap, scabies,
<<>>venereal warts, and others visit my boyfrieinds yet they never catch nothing. I've even seen duckbutter floating
<<>>in the bathwater, but I guess it just dies out because his pecker that I love to suck stays free
<<>>of it.
<<>>
<<>>I've been a back door explorer for some 40+ years and now live in some of
<<>>the best backdoor diving country in the world (northern Florida). Having
<<>>spent so much time in the closet and having friends that actually play
<<>>around in the underground I am extremely anal about putting my
<<>>dick in just any backdoor where it can get in the fudge or crapr.
<<>>Enemas are right out for me. I have no poop in my backdoor, either.
<<>>I haven't the foggiest why I don't have any duckbutter there since I get reamed quite frequently.


<<>>
<<>>I've tried to search for more fudge packers but haven't found hardly anything
<<>>promising. Methods of biological control (mainly fish and queers eat
<<>>duckbutter) have mixed reviews, the majority seem to think it a pretty
<<>>iffy proposition, if not an outright poor method of getting a suitable spread for my sandwhiches.l.
<<>>Mechanical methods (auto ejaculataors and the like) seem to provide only very
<<>>temporary fixes. That leaves chemical methods (pot and meth), and aside
<<>>from my reluctance to go that route it isn't a cheap way to go,
<<>>either. Besides, just about anything thatmakes duckbutter kills a lot
<<>>of other stuff too, there doesn't seem to be anything like a duckbutter cheese spread on white bread.