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A. Paul Ing
July 6th 07, 11:05 PM
On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
> wrote:

<<>>No!
<<>>"scoopex" > wrote in message
...
<<>>> Not to nuke me.
<<>>>
<<>>> :)


Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?

bobandcarole[_16_]
July 7th 07, 06:08 PM
On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing >
wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
>
> > wrote:
>
> <<>>No!<<>>"scoopex" > wrote in message
>
> ...
> <<>>> Not to nuke me.
> <<>>>
> <<>>> :)
>
> Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
> an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?

The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
wears a clean diaper on his head daily.

bobandcarole[_20_]
July 9th 07, 03:41 AM
On Jul 7, 1:08?pm, bobandcarole > wrote:
> On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing >
> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
>
> > > wrote:
>
> > <<>>No!<<>>"scoopex" > wrote in message
>
> > ...
> > <<>>> Not to nuke me.
> > <<>>>
> > <<>>> :)
>
> > Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
> > an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?
>
> The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
> enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
> well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
> for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
> suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
> wears a clean diaper on his head daily.

A. Paul Ing[_2_]
July 9th 07, 06:25 PM
On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:26:37 -0700, Aknee Wombuster
> wrote:

<<>>On Jul 7, 1:08 pm, bobandcarole > wrote:
<<>>> On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing >
<<>>> wrote:
<<>>>
<<>>> > On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
<<>>>
<<>>> > > wrote:
<<>>>
<<>>> > <<>>No!<<>>"scoopex" > wrote in message
<<>>>
<<>>> > ...
<<>>> > <<>>> Not to nuke me.
<<>>> > <<>>>
<<>>> > <<>>> :)
<<>>>
<<>>> > Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
<<>>> > an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?
<<>>>
<<>>> The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
<<>>> enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
<<>>> well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
<<>>> for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
<<>>> suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
<<>>> wears a clean diaper on his head daily.
<<>>
<<>>---------------- YES, YOU CAN ...
<<>>
<<>>trust your Muslim doctor if:
<<>>
<<>>1) You are female
<<>>
<<>>2) You prefer being examined under anesthesia
<<>>
<<>>3) You enjoy being "surprised" when you wake up nude with vaginal
<<>>"sensations" and suck marks on your tits
<<>>
<<>>4) You agree to return within a week for checkup
<<>>
<<>>----------------
Does that apply only if your a goat or a camel? Nothing like allowing
a goat ****er to check your ass out for rhoids. However TYNK loves
to do it for free. She sucks the puss and blood right out of those
rhoids and shrinks em right up.

Aknee Wombuster
July 9th 07, 06:26 PM
On Jul 7, 1:08 pm, bobandcarole > wrote:
> On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing >
> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
>
> > > wrote:
>
> > <<>>No!<<>>"scoopex" > wrote in message
>
> > ...
> > <<>>> Not to nuke me.
> > <<>>>
> > <<>>> :)
>
> > Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
> > an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?
>
> The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
> enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
> well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
> for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
> suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
> wears a clean diaper on his head daily.

---------------- YES, YOU CAN ...

trust your Muslim doctor if:

1) You are female

2) You prefer being examined under anesthesia

3) You enjoy being "surprised" when you wake up nude with vaginal
"sensations" and suck marks on your tits

4) You agree to return within a week for checkup

----------------

bob&carole
July 9th 07, 11:32 PM
On Jul 9, 1:25?pm, A. Paul Ing > wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:26:37 -0700, Aknee Wombuster
>
> > wrote:
>
> <<>>On Jul 7, 1:08 pm, bobandcarole > wrote:
> <<>>> On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing ><<>>> wrote:
>
> <<>>>
> <<>>> > On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
> <<>>><<>>> > > wrote:
>
> <<>>>
> <<>>> > <<>>No!<<>>"scoopex" > wrote in message
> <<>>>
> <<>>> > ...
> <<>>> > <<>>> Not to nuke me.
> <<>>> > <<>>>
> <<>>> > <<>>> :)
> <<>>>
> <<>>> > Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
> <<>>> > an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?
> <<>>>
> <<>>> The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
> <<>>> enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
> <<>>> well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
> <<>>> for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
> <<>>> suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
> <<>>> wears a clean diaper on his head daily.
> <<>>
> <<>>---------------- YES, YOU CAN ...
> <<>>
> <<>>trust your Muslim doctor if:
> <<>>
> <<>>1) You are female
> <<>>
> <<>>2) You prefer being examined under anesthesia
> <<>>
> <<>>3) You enjoy being "surprised" when you wake up nude with vaginal
> <<>>"sensations" and suck marks on your tits
> <<>>
> <<>>4) You agree to return within a week for checkup
> <<>>
> <<>>----------------
> Does that apply only if your a goat or a camel? Nothing like allowing
> a goat ****er to check your ass out for rhoids. However TYNK loves
> to do it for free. She sucks the puss and blood right out of those
> rhoids and shrinks em right up.

LOL