turd Tristie ... aka "TYNKS Headache"

[Zebulon Whateley]

Good news for regs.

The immature turd ( ) DOES serve a purpose in life,
after all !

Just showed (print-outs, at side of tank ) a couple of the welfare
parasite's posts to
my long suffering *dis-orientated* goldfish, the one of which I spoke about
before.

I swear it mouthed the words " Thank god there IS somebody shallower & of
less
intelligence than myself. " I made sure that the little fellow slept
soundly, by showing more
posts from turd Tristie. Goldie was asleep by the third, such was the
boredom generated
by turd-brain Tristie's boring posts.

The turd's boring, crappy posts DO have a purpose after all.

ps. Hey, Turdstie ( aka Twink's HEADgiver ) .... how about ya lookin' &
talkin' into a mirror
& making a million people happy ?

Tristie = online TURD

it's official folks !! :-)

[Zebulon Whateley]

"Tynk" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> > However, by all means, please keep posting about the Turdstie.
>

You have to realise that Turdstie ( aka *TYNKS Headache* ) is a sad , but
all too familiar sight nowadays,
on newsgroups that DO have a genuine *community*.

Longtime devoid of any friends, job, family ( & long since abbandonned by
his trailer-trash folks ) ..... retards like Tristie find
solace in attracting attention from *normal* human beings.... in forums
where NOBODY can see , or ever know his REAL
repulsiveness..

It's type can only gain any form of pleasure ( contact ) by insulting
complete strangers .... in a forum where none of it's chosen
abused strangers can see it's obviously foul appearance.

Obese, fugly & disowned by the rest of normal society, Turdstie takes
comfort in the little ( & soon gone ) attention that it
gets from trolling the internet newsgroups. Once it's repulsiveness & total
ignorance of social etiquette is found out, Turdstie
is quickly back socialising with it's true number of *friends* .... alone &
in front of a mirror ... masturbating over pictures
of the only 4 people that have ever truly sexually excited him. His own
mother, his grandfather, his parole officer .... & Liberace.

We must truly pity & show true sympathy for poor , socially inept,
friendless, pathetic Turdstie.

.... naaah !! On 2nd thoughts Tynk .... Why should we ?!! ....... Let's
continue to ignore & killfilter the braindead piece of
rectal effluent.

LUV ..... Zebby Whateley :-)

ps. listen very carefully now ...... SHhhhhhhhhhhhh !!! yer can
JUST hear the faint sounds of Turdstie flicking through it's
Children's English Dictionary for the Under-5's. ......... looking for the
meaning of the word *effluent*.

Bet it returns with a post, here, proclaiming .......... "I'm not really
an effluent. Yes I'm fat as a condominium & have massive unsightly
ears .... but, I'm neither an African effluent OR an Indian Effluent.".
The thick ****.