Zebulon Whateley
September 20th 07, 11:05 PM
"Dana" > wrote in message
news:TohIi.11439$A55.4229@pd7urf2no...
> War, famine, global warming, climate change, disease and so much more.
>
Hmmn. You've really got a lot of things happening in your tank right
now, it seems.
> How will YOU cope?
>
Hey, don't worry about us, kid. Have you tested the PH balance of your
water
recently ?
Re: "famine" ... I suggest feeding your fish a bit more regularly.
Regarding "War", take a good look at your fish ( all of 'em ) & make sure
that NONE
of 'em have got any weaponry stashed away. Check on the Black moors, in
particular.
A lot of them tend to carry knives / broken bottles .... & will easily pick
fights with other
fish, especially the ones that tease them about their colour & the fact that
they're several
thousand years down the evolutionary scale & are completely unemployable &
100%
dependent upon welfare payments & the other nicer ( tax-paying) fishes.
Hope This Helps
XXX Zeb.
news:TohIi.11439$A55.4229@pd7urf2no...
> War, famine, global warming, climate change, disease and so much more.
>
Hmmn. You've really got a lot of things happening in your tank right
now, it seems.
> How will YOU cope?
>
Hey, don't worry about us, kid. Have you tested the PH balance of your
water
recently ?
Re: "famine" ... I suggest feeding your fish a bit more regularly.
Regarding "War", take a good look at your fish ( all of 'em ) & make sure
that NONE
of 'em have got any weaponry stashed away. Check on the Black moors, in
particular.
A lot of them tend to carry knives / broken bottles .... & will easily pick
fights with other
fish, especially the ones that tease them about their colour & the fact that
they're several
thousand years down the evolutionary scale & are completely unemployable &
100%
dependent upon welfare payments & the other nicer ( tax-paying) fishes.
Hope This Helps
XXX Zeb.