This is good fake seaweed (probably only sold in/from England)

[Chris Tsao]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Pets-and-Pet-Care/Fish/Aquariums/Aquariums-212.html


I posted about this artificial seaweed in this group way back in 1999.
I was trying to find out about it. I saw it in a book that came from
England. The seaweed is only sold in the UK. There are other kinds not
shown in this photograph.

Whoever wrote the book is the same person who set up this aquarium. I
can tell this, even though this above picture wasn't used in the book.

[Chris Tsao]

On May 22, 4:26*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Pets-and-Pet-Care/Fish/...
>
> I posted about this artificial seaweed in this group way back in 1999.
> I was trying to find out about it. I saw it in a book that came from
> England. The seaweed is only sold in the UK. There are other kinds not
> shown in this photograph.
>
> Whoever wrote the book is the same person who set up this aquarium. I
> can tell this, even though this above picture wasn't used in the book.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Pets-and-Pet-Care/Fish/Aquariums/Aquariums-202.html

I just found a better shot of it under keywords "plastic seaweed." It
doesn't look so real in this photo. Cheap is a word to use to describe
it. I saw this photo months ago, but was deluding myself it doesn't
exist.

[Chris Tsao]

On May 22, 4:38*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On May 22, 4:26*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> >http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Pets-and-Pet-Care/Fish/...
>
> > I posted about this artificial seaweed in this group way back in 1999.
> > I was trying to find out about it. I saw it in a book that came from
> > England. The seaweed is only sold in the UK. There are other kinds not
> > shown in this photograph.
>
> > Whoever wrote the book is the same person who set up this aquarium. I
> > can tell this, even though this above picture wasn't used in the book.
>
> http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Pets-and-Pet-Care/Fish/...
>
> I just found a better shot of it under keywords "plastic seaweed." It
> doesn't look so real in this photo. Cheap is a word to use to describe
> it. I saw this photo months ago, but was deluding myself it doesn't
> exist.

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Animals/Pets-and-Pet-Care/Fish/Aquariums/Aquariums-204.html

On the other hand, this one, which was in the book is much much better.

[Chris Tsao]

On May 22, 4:38*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On May 22, 4:26*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
It
> doesn't look so real in this photo. Cheap is a word to use to describe
> it.

Then again, maybe it's real-looking. Compare it to these pieces of
seaweed at the link below which I just came across.

http://www.lesliebeck.com/ingredient_index.php?featured_food=71

[Big Habeeb aka Mitch]

On May 22, 3:44*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On May 22, 4:38*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> > On May 22, 4:26*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> *It
> > doesn't look so real in this photo. Cheap is a word to use to describe
> > it.
>
> Then again, maybe it's real-looking. Compare it to these pieces of
> seaweed at the link below which I just came across.
>
> http://www.lesliebeck.com/ingredient_index.php?featured_food=71

You are quite the ****ing babbling idiot there Chris......Fake crap as
in fake like your mommas titties?

[Chris Tsao]

On May 22, 4:44*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On May 22, 4:38*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> > On May 22, 4:26*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> *It
> > doesn't look so real in this photo. Cheap is a word to use to describe
> > it.
>
> Then again, maybe it's real-looking. Compare it to these pieces of
> seaweed at the link below which I just came across.
>
> http://www.lesliebeck.com/ingredient_index.php?featured_food=71

http://www.fl-seafood.com/i/artificial_sea2.gif

This one above is in the book. If I am not remembering incorrectly,
this very photograph might be too?

[KurtG[_8_]]

On Jun 8, 8:30*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On May 22, 4:44*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> > On May 22, 4:38*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> > > On May 22, 4:26*am, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> > *It
> > > doesn't look so real in this photo. Cheap is a word to use to describe
> > > it.
>
> > Then again, maybe it's real-looking. Compare it to these pieces of
> > seaweed at the link below which I just came across.
>
> >http://www.lesliebeck.com/ingredient_index.php?featured_food=71
>
> http://www.fl-seafood.com/i/artificial_sea2.gif
>
> This one above is in the book. If I am not remembering incorrectly,
> this very photograph might be too?

Whats your point Chris? Who wants fake crap in a marine tank? I may
not be the most intelligent, person here so clue me in as to what this
post is actually about.You foudna pic in two different books that are
the same by the same personor how neat fake crap is or
what?????????????????/duh! Do you also have fake floating plastic
fish tied to fishing weights bobbing around your fake seaweed too?

[Chris Tsao]

On Jun 8, 10:33*am, KurtG > wrote:

> Whats your point Chris? Who wants fake crap in a marine tank? *I may
> not be the most intelligent, person here so clue me in as to what this
> post is actually about.You foudna pic in two different books that are
> the same by the same personor how neat fake crap is or
> what?????????????????/duh! *Do you also have fake *floating plastic
> fish tied to fishing weights bobbing around your fake seaweed too?

Actually, I was considering buying fake fishing lures since some of
them look so real, but they don't look real enough, so I toyed with
the idea of buying fake frogs. I thought over your post last night and
so I bought a siamese fighting fish this morning and a very small
plastic fish tank (maybe five gallons, six tops) and a plastic amazon
plant. I had a huge fishtank about six years ago and a 20-gallon one,
but I got rid of them because I couldn't stand the stress of knowing
that sooner or later the glue would stop holding up on the big one and
because I was having a google of other problems with equipment and it
was such a bother to maintain.

There are some fake plants that look so real and real ones tear and
wilt and die. Also fake corals are as real looking as the real ones. I
bought a fake coral two or three weeks ago just to keep on my shelf.
With fake corals, they come perfectly curved. I will post links to web
sites that have the nicest looking fake corals.

I also decorated my house with fake house plants. Fake stuff rocks!!
Holler if you hear me.

http://images.netshops.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:PLX247.jpg&h=400&w=400

Bushy Flowering Crypt Aquarium Plants - Aqua-Plants



http://www.aqua-shop-online.de/catalog/images/hob-echinodrus-20.jpg

http://www.dohse-terraristik.com/item_imgs/41504.jpg


echinodrus


http://www.aquariumguys.com/waterhyacinth.html

rip the flower off and just keep the leaves

http://www.bigalsonline.com/BigAlsUS/ctl3684/cp18316/si1382510/cl0/pennplaxplantfloweringcryptmed9


flowering crypt Penn-Plax



http://www.petdiscounters.com/c67/c82/c90/Flowering-Crypt-Plants-p933.html


They used to make a crypt plant like the one above in a lighter green
and with white. I can’t find it online and never see it in pet shops,
so I gather they only make it in the green shown in the link above--
which looks like the plastic it is.

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog3684/folder24579/img3038930thmb.jpg

Amazon/Green/Large Penn-Plax

The only nice one is in size Large. Any other size, and the stems look
fake.


There was a fake plant that they don't make anymore that looked really
real, but mine distingrated or I'd post a picture of them.





* Hobby Kunststoff-Pflanzen must only sell their products in Europe
because I’ve spent time trying to find American web sites that sell
their plants.


P.S. If one can tell that a plant is made out of plastic, if the color
is nice and the plastic is nice and if the artists did a good
sculpting job, it's do-able, and better than an ugly plant that's
real. I guess what I'm saying is arbitrary and that most would tend to
disagree.

[KurtG[_8_]]

On Jun 9, 1:10*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On Jun 8, 10:33*am, KurtG > wrote:
>
> > Whats your point Chris? Who wants fake crap in a marine tank? *I may
> > not be the most intelligent, person here so clue me in as to what this
> > post is actually about.You foudna pic in two different books that are
> > the same by the same personor how neat fake crap is or
> > what?????????????????/duh! *Do you also have fake *floating plastic
> > fish tied to fishing weights bobbing around your fake seaweed too?
>
> Actually, I was considering buying fake fishing lures since some of
> them look so real, but they don't look real enough, so I toyed with
> the idea of buying fake frogs. I thought over your post last night and
> so I bought a siamese fighting fish this morning and a very small
> plastic fish tank (maybe five gallons, six tops) and a plastic amazon
> plant. I had a huge fishtank about six years ago and a 20-gallon one,
> but I got rid of them because I couldn't stand the stress of knowing
> that sooner or later the glue would stop holding up on the big one and
> because I was having a google of other problems with equipment and it
> was such a bother to maintain.
>
> There are some fake plants that look so real and real ones tear and
> wilt and die. Also fake corals are as real looking as the real ones. I
> bought a fake coral two or three weeks ago just to keep on my shelf.
> With fake corals, they come perfectly curved. I will post links to web
> sites that have the nicest looking fake corals.
>
> I also decorated my house with fake house plants. Fake stuff rocks!!
> Holler if you hear me.
>
> http://images.netshops.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:PLX247.jpg&h=4....
>
> Bushy Flowering Crypt Aquarium Plants - Aqua-Plants
>
> http://www.aqua-shop-online.de/catalog/images/hob-echinodrus-20.jpg
>
> http://www.dohse-terraristik.com/item_imgs/41504.jpg
>
> echinodrus
>
> http://www.aquariumguys.com/waterhyacinth.html
>
> rip the flower off and just keep the leaves
>
> http://www.bigalsonline.com/BigAlsUS/ctl3684/cp18316/si1382510/cl0/pe...
>
> flowering crypt *Penn-Plax
>
> http://www.petdiscounters.com/c67/c82/c90/Flowering-Crypt-Plants-p933...
>
> They used to make a crypt plant like the one above in a lighter green
> and with white. I can’t find it online and never see it in pet shops,
> so I gather they only make it in the green shown in the link above--
> which looks like the plastic it is.
>
> http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog3684/folder24579/img3038930thmb...
>
> Amazon/Green/Large Penn-Plax
>
> The only nice one is in size Large. Any other size, and the stems look
> fake.
>
> There was a fake plant that they don't make anymore that looked really
> real, but mine distingrated or I'd post a picture of them.
>
> * Hobby Kunststoff-Pflanzen must only sell their products in Europe
> because I’ve spent time trying to find American web sites that sell
> their plants.
>
> P.S. If one can tell that a plant is made out of plastic, if the color
> is nice and the plastic is nice and if the artists did a good
> sculpting job, it's do-able, and better than an ugly plant that's
> real. I guess what I'm saying is arbitrary and that most would tend to
> disagree.

I bet you also but a fake dick and have stick on tits like your sister
and momma does. Is your momma still chasing troop trains and sucking
dick for free down at the local pub like she and her momma before her
always did? I swear your sister and momma can give one hell of a good
blow job and they swallow too and never spill a drip or have a drop
run off their chin like you do.

I bet yu even have fake orgasms and fake sex huh? Your just a lover of
all things fake........which is a sign of being a ****ing lazy ass
with no desire to have the responsibility to take care of the real
thing. Here grab this chunk of meat between my legs and pull it a few
times and see what something that is not fake is like. Heck your
mommas finger prints are all over it anyhow so your welcome to lick it
clean for her and your sister. Why not go to rec.ponds.moderated with
all this fake crap as there is a fake preacher man there that gets off
on this fake crap and odds are he'll let you blow him too.

[Chris Tsao]

On Jun 9, 7:06*pm, KurtG > wrote:
> On Jun 9, 1:10*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 8, 10:33*am, KurtG > wrote:
>
> > > Whats your point Chris? Who wants fake crap in a marine tank? *I may
> > > not be the most intelligent, person here so clue me in as to what this
> > > post is actually about.You foudna pic in two different books that are
> > > the same by the same personor how neat fake crap is or
> > > what?????????????????/duh! *Do you also have fake *floating plastic
> > > fish tied to fishing weights bobbing around your fake seaweed too?
>
> > Actually, I was considering buying fake fishing lures since some of
> > them look so real, but they don't look real enough, so I toyed with
> > the idea of buying fake frogs. I thought over your post last night and
> > so I bought a siamese fighting fish this morning and a very small
> > plastic fish tank (maybe five gallons, six tops) and a plastic amazon
> > plant. I had a huge fishtank about six years ago and a 20-gallon one,
> > but I got rid of them because I couldn't stand the stress of knowing
> > that sooner or later the glue would stop holding up on the big one and
> > because I was having a google of other problems with equipment and it
> > was such a bother to maintain.
>
> > There are some fake plants that look so real and real ones tear and
> > wilt and die. Also fake corals are as real looking as the real ones. I
> > bought a fake coral two or three weeks ago just to keep on my shelf.
> > With fake corals, they come perfectly curved. I will post links to web
> > sites that have the nicest looking fake corals.
>
> > I also decorated my house with fake house plants. Fake stuff rocks!!
> > Holler if you hear me.
>
> >http://images.netshops.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:PLX247.jpg&h=4....
>
> > Bushy Flowering Crypt Aquarium Plants - Aqua-Plants
>
> >http://www.aqua-shop-online.de/catalog/images/hob-echinodrus-20.jpg
>
> >http://www.dohse-terraristik.com/item_imgs/41504.jpg
>
> > echinodrus
>
> >http://www.aquariumguys.com/waterhyacinth.html
>
> > rip the flower off and just keep the leaves
>
> >http://www.bigalsonline.com/BigAlsUS/ctl3684/cp18316/si1382510/cl0/pe...
>
> > flowering crypt *Penn-Plax
>
> >http://www.petdiscounters.com/c67/c82/c90/Flowering-Crypt-Plants-p933...
>
> > They used to make a crypt plant like the one above in a lighter green
> > and with white. I can’t find it online and never see it in pet shops,
> > so I gather they only make it in the green shown in the link above--
> > which looks like the plastic it is.
>
> >http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog3684/folder24579/img3038930thmb...
>
> > Amazon/Green/Large Penn-Plax
>
> > The only nice one is in size Large. Any other size, and the stems look
> > fake.
>
> > There was a fake plant that they don't make anymore that looked really
> > real, but mine distingrated or I'd post a picture of them.
>
> > * Hobby Kunststoff-Pflanzen must only sell their products in Europe
> > because I’ve spent time trying to find American web sites that sell
> > their plants.
>
> > P.S. If one can tell that a plant is made out of plastic, if the color
> > is nice and the plastic is nice and if the artists did a good
> > sculpting job, it's do-able, and better than an ugly plant that's
> > real. I guess what I'm saying is arbitrary and that most would tend to
> > disagree.
>
> I bet you also but a fake dick and have stick on tits like your sister
> and momma does. Is your momma still chasing troop trains and sucking
> dick for free down at the local pub like she and her momma before her
> always did? I swear your sister and momma can give one hell of a good
> blow job and they swallow too and never spill a drip or have a drop
> run off their chin like you do.
>
> I bet yu even have fake orgasms and fake sex huh? Your just a lover of
> all things fake........which is a sign of being a ****ing lazy ass
> with no desire to have the responsibility to take care of the real
> thing. Here grab this chunk of meat between my legs and pull it a few
> times and see what something that is not fake is like. Heck your
> mommas finger prints are all over it anyhow so your welcome to lick it
> clean for her and your sister. *Why not go to rec.ponds.moderated with
> all this fake crap as there is a fake preacher man there that gets off
> on this fake crap and odds are he'll let you blow him too.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

http://a553.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_57f7e758d5d907fa90e57a6ca8405fc8.jpg

Fake stuff is the cat's pajamas. These are two plants of mine. They
look like they're alive. The one with the flower is available at
amazon.com for starting at 39 smackeroos. It's called a "bromeliad." I
don't have sex. It's too much trouble to have to be involved with
women, so I don't anymore. Once a girl didn't believe that I did the
missionary position before because I was doing it so badly because it
reminded me of doing pushups.

I've stained a wall unit that costs me $999 in 1988 dollars and an
antique rug that' been in my family for God only knows how many scores
and warped a chest of drawers and spent thousands of smackers. Plants
like animals and people have life-spans. Fake ones last longer. They
fade. They disintegrate (sp.?) but probably only if you take them outa
of the water?

[Chris Tsao]

On Jun 9, 8:55*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On Jun 9, 7:06*pm, KurtG > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 9, 1:10*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 8, 10:33*am, KurtG > wrote:
>
> > > > Whats your point Chris? Who wants fake crap in a marine tank? *I may
> > > > not be the most intelligent, person here so clue me in as to what this
> > > > post is actually about.You foudna pic in two different books that are
> > > > the same by the same personor how neat fake crap is or
> > > > what?????????????????/duh! *Do you also have fake *floating plastic
> > > > fish tied to fishing weights bobbing around your fake seaweed too?
>
> > > Actually, I was considering buying fake fishing lures since some of
> > > them look so real, but they don't look real enough, so I toyed with
> > > the idea of buying fake frogs. I thought over your post last night and
> > > so I bought a siamese fighting fish this morning and a very small
> > > plastic fish tank (maybe five gallons, six tops) and a plastic amazon
> > > plant. I had a huge fishtank about six years ago and a 20-gallon one,
> > > but I got rid of them because I couldn't stand the stress of knowing
> > > that sooner or later the glue would stop holding up on the big one and
> > > because I was having a google of other problems with equipment and it
> > > was such a bother to maintain.
>
> > > There are some fake plants that look so real and real ones tear and
> > > wilt and die. Also fake corals are as real looking as the real ones. I
> > > bought a fake coral two or three weeks ago just to keep on my shelf.
> > > With fake corals, they come perfectly curved. I will post links to web
> > > sites that have the nicest looking fake corals.
>
> > > I also decorated my house with fake house plants. Fake stuff rocks!!
> > > Holler if you hear me.
>
> > >http://images.netshops.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:PLX247.jpg&h=4...
>
> > > Bushy Flowering Crypt Aquarium Plants - Aqua-Plants
>
> > >http://www.aqua-shop-online.de/catalog/images/hob-echinodrus-20.jpg
>
> > >http://www.dohse-terraristik.com/item_imgs/41504.jpg
>
> > > echinodrus
>
> > >http://www.aquariumguys.com/waterhyacinth.html
>
> > > rip the flower off and just keep the leaves
>
> > >http://www.bigalsonline.com/BigAlsUS/ctl3684/cp18316/si1382510/cl0/pe....
>
> > > flowering crypt *Penn-Plax
>
> > >http://www.petdiscounters.com/c67/c82/c90/Flowering-Crypt-Plants-p933....
>
> > > They used to make a crypt plant like the one above in a lighter green
> > > and with white. I can’t find it online and never see it in pet shops,
> > > so I gather they only make it in the green shown in the link above--
> > > which looks like the plastic it is.
>
> > >http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog3684/folder24579/img3038930thmb....
>
> > > Amazon/Green/Large Penn-Plax
>
> > > The only nice one is in size Large. Any other size, and the stems look
> > > fake.
>
> > > There was a fake plant that they don't make anymore that looked really
> > > real, but mine distingrated or I'd post a picture of them.
>
> > > * Hobby Kunststoff-Pflanzen must only sell their products in Europe
> > > because I’ve spent time trying to find American web sites that sell
> > > their plants.
>
> > > P.S. If one can tell that a plant is made out of plastic, if the color
> > > is nice and the plastic is nice and if the artists did a good
> > > sculpting job, it's do-able, and better than an ugly plant that's
> > > real. I guess what I'm saying is arbitrary and that most would tend to
> > > disagree.
>
> > I bet you also but a fake dick and have stick on tits like your sister
> > and momma does. Is your momma still chasing troop trains and sucking
> > dick for free down at the local pub like she and her momma before her
> > always did? I swear your sister and momma can give one hell of a good
> > blow job and they swallow too and never spill a drip or have a drop
> > run off their chin like you do.
>
> > I bet yu even have fake orgasms and fake sex huh? Your just a lover of
> > all things fake........which is a sign of being a ****ing lazy ass
> > with no desire to have the responsibility to take care of the real
> > thing. Here grab this chunk of meat between my legs and pull it a few
> > times and see what something that is not fake is like. Heck your
> > mommas finger prints are all over it anyhow so your welcome to lick it
> > clean for her and your sister. *Why not go to rec.ponds.moderated with
> > all this fake crap as there is a fake preacher man there that gets off
> > on this fake crap and odds are he'll let you blow him too.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> http://a553.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_57f7e758d5d907fa9...
>
> Fake stuff is the cat's pajamas. These are two plants of mine. They
> look like they're alive. The one with the flower is available at
> amazon.com for starting at 39 smackeroos. It's called a "bromeliad." I
> don't have sex. It's too much trouble to have to be involved with
> women, so I don't anymore. Once a girl didn't believe that I did the
> missionary position before because I was doing it so badly because it
> reminded me of doing pushups.
>
> I've stained a wall unit that costs me $999 in 1988 dollars and an
> antique rug that' been in my family for God only knows how many scores
> and warped a chest of drawers and spent thousands of smackers. Plants
> like animals and people have life-spans. Fake ones last longer. They
> fade. They disintegrate (sp.?) but probably only if you take them outa
> of the water?- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.aquaria.marine.reefs/browse_thread/thread/f2f2ef51e017ee42/37b16c65ca83ea3b?lnk=gst&q=george+singer+seaweed+protein+skimmer#37b16c65ca 83ea3b

I worked so hard when I had fishtanks. I would put in the work to keep
live plants alive if they wouldn't wilt and if the fish wouldn't eat
them and if they wouldn't tear in various ways. No one in the world
can keep their plants staying perfect. This post that I posted in here
five years ago this month under an alias is proof of how hard I
worked. Someone in this thread told me it would be a good idea for me
to hang it up because the tanks were bringing me so much grief.

[KurtG[_8_]]

On Jun 9, 8:05*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
> On Jun 9, 8:55*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 9, 7:06*pm, KurtG > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 9, 1:10*pm, Chris Tsao > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 8, 10:33*am, KurtG > wrote:
>
> > > > > Whats your point Chris? Who wants fake crap in a marine tank? *I may
> > > > > not be the most intelligent, person here so clue me in as to what this
> > > > > post is actually about.You foudna pic in two different books that are
> > > > > the same by the same personor how neat fake crap is or
> > > > > what?????????????????/duh! *Do you also have fake *floating plastic
> > > > > fish tied to fishing weights bobbing around your fake seaweed too?
>
> > > > Actually, I was considering buying fake fishing lures since some of
> > > > them look so real, but they don't look real enough, so I toyed with
> > > > the idea of buying fake frogs. I thought over your post last night and
> > > > so I bought a siamese fighting fish this morning and a very small
> > > > plastic fish tank (maybe five gallons, six tops) and a plastic amazon
> > > > plant. I had a huge fishtank about six years ago and a 20-gallon one,
> > > > but I got rid of them because I couldn't stand the stress of knowing
> > > > that sooner or later the glue would stop holding up on the big one and
> > > > because I was having a google of other problems with equipment and it
> > > > was such a bother to maintain.
>
> > > > There are some fake plants that look so real and real ones tear and
> > > > wilt and die. Also fake corals are as real looking as the real ones. I
> > > > bought a fake coral two or three weeks ago just to keep on my shelf.
> > > > With fake corals, they come perfectly curved. I will post links to web
> > > > sites that have the nicest looking fake corals.
>
> > > > I also decorated my house with fake house plants. Fake stuff rocks!!
> > > > Holler if you hear me.
>
> > > >http://images.netshops.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:PLX247.jpg&h=4...
>
> > > > Bushy Flowering Crypt Aquarium Plants - Aqua-Plants
>
> > > >http://www.aqua-shop-online.de/catalog/images/hob-echinodrus-20.jpg
>
> > > >http://www.dohse-terraristik.com/item_imgs/41504.jpg
>
> > > > echinodrus
>
> > > >http://www.aquariumguys.com/waterhyacinth.html
>
> > > > rip the flower off and just keep the leaves
>
> > > >http://www.bigalsonline.com/BigAlsUS/ctl3684/cp18316/si1382510/cl0/pe....
>
> > > > flowering crypt *Penn-Plax
>
> > > >http://www.petdiscounters.com/c67/c82/c90/Flowering-Crypt-Plants-p933....
>
> > > > They used to make a crypt plant like the one above in a lighter green
> > > > and with white. I can’t find it online and never see it in pet shops,
> > > > so I gather they only make it in the green shown in the link above--
> > > > which looks like the plastic it is.
>
> > > >http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog3684/folder24579/img3038930thmb....
>
> > > > Amazon/Green/Large Penn-Plax
>
> > > > The only nice one is in size Large. Any other size, and the stems look
> > > > fake.
>
> > > > There was a fake plant that they don't make anymore that looked really
> > > > real, but mine distingrated or I'd post a picture of them.
>
> > > > * Hobby Kunststoff-Pflanzen must only sell their products in Europe
> > > > because I’ve spent time trying to find American web sites that sell
> > > > their plants.
>
> > > > P.S. If one can tell that a plant is made out of plastic, if the color
> > > > is nice and the plastic is nice and if the artists did a good
> > > > sculpting job, it's do-able, and better than an ugly plant that's
> > > > real. I guess what I'm saying is arbitrary and that most would tend to
> > > > disagree.
>
> > > I bet you also but a fake dick and have stick on tits like your sister
> > > and momma does. Is your momma still chasing troop trains and sucking
> > > dick for free down at the local pub like she and her momma before her
> > > always did? I swear your sister and momma can give one hell of a good
> > > blow job and they swallow too and never spill a drip or have a drop
> > > run off their chin like you do.
>
> > > I bet yu even have fake orgasms and fake sex huh? Your just a lover of
> > > all things fake........which is a sign of being a ****ing lazy ass
> > > with no desire to have the responsibility to take care of the real
> > > thing. Here grab this chunk of meat between my legs and pull it a few
> > > times and see what something that is not fake is like. Heck your
> > > mommas finger prints are all over it anyhow so your welcome to lick it
> > > clean for her and your sister. *Why not go to rec.ponds.moderated with
> > > all this fake crap as there is a fake preacher man there that gets off
> > > on this fake crap and odds are he'll let you blow him too.- Hide quoted text -
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>
> >http://a553.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_57f7e758d5d907fa9...
>
> > Fake stuff is the cat's pajamas. These are two plants of mine. They
> > look like they're alive. The one with the flower is available at
> > amazon.com for starting at 39 smackeroos. It's called a "bromeliad." I
> > don't have sex. It's too much trouble to have to be involved with
> > women, so I don't anymore. Once a girl didn't believe that I did the
> > missionary position before because I was doing it so badly because it
> > reminded me of doing pushups.
>
> > I've stained a wall unit that costs me $999 in 1988 dollars and an
> > antique rug that' been in my family for God only knows how many scores
> > and warped a chest of drawers and spent thousands of smackers. Plants
> > like animals and people have life-spans. Fake ones last longer. They
> > fade. They disintegrate (sp.?) but probably only if you take them outa
> > of the water?- Hide quoted text -
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>
> http://groups.google.com/group/rec.aquaria.marine.reefs/browse_thread...
>
> I worked so hard when I had fishtanks. I would put in the work to keep
> live plants alive if they wouldn't wilt and if the fish wouldn't eat
> them and if they wouldn't tear in various ways. No one in the world
> can keep their plants staying perfect. This post that I posted in here
> five years ago this month under an alias is proof of how hard I
> worked. Someone in this thread told me it would be a good idea for me
> to hang it up because the tanks were bringing me so much grief.- Hide quoted text -
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No one here really gives a flying **** Chris...........your just a
dumbass anyhow! Go wank or pound sand up your lazy ass!

[Chris Tsao]

On Jun 9, 9:10*pm, KurtG > wrote:

> No one here really gives a flying **** Chris...........your just a
> dumbass anyhow! Go wank or pound sand up your lazy ass!- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

If you accuse me of being too lazy to take care of live things, I'm
going to prove you wrong, it's not that I mistakenly think anyone
cares about my fishtank woes. Maybe people care about obtaining nice
plants that look real, so I posted info on how to obtain them and I
will soon post links I save in my Favorites where to get the best
corals that are synthetic. I think that artificial corals look
waaaaaaay more realistic than artifical plants do and that a trained
eye cannot tell them apart so easuly, even out of water.