You know you're a moron when...
 

you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
and traffic starts moving.

"223rem" > wrote in message
. com...
> you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
> loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
> and traffic starts moving.
>

Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered and dump trucks haul ASS. At
least, the ones in New England area do. -Dave

Dave C. wrote:

> Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered

Try driving a 2003 or 2004 Honda Odyssey.

On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 01:02:32 GMT, Arif Khokar >
wrote:

>Dave C. wrote:
>
>> Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered
>
>Try driving a 2003 or 2004 Honda Odyssey.

You need your sarcasm detector recalibrated.
--
Elbridge Gerry, of Massachusetts:

"What, sir, is the use of militia? It is to prevent the
establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty. . .
Whenever Government means to invade the rights and liberties of
the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order
to raise a standing army upon its ruins." -- Debate, U.S. House
of Representatives, August 17, 1789

"223rem" > wrote in message
. com...
> you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
> loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
> and traffic starts moving.

....or you post to usenet with a nym like "Laura Bush murdered her
boyfriend" and you use "tire in a can," on a regular bases...

"223rem" > wrote in message
. com...
> you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
> loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
> and traffic starts moving.

....or you post to usenet with a nym like "Laura Bush murdered her
boyfriend" and you use "tire in a can," on a regular bases...

Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.

Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.

In article .com>,
> wrote:
>Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.

Unless they're, you know, women.

In article .com>,
> wrote:
>Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.

Unless they're, you know, women.