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K30a August 6th 03 12:22 AM

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DIVINE INTERVENTION


If I ever invent a fool proof way to get
rid of algae this is what I'm naming it...


k30a
and the watergardening labradors
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...ors/index.html

Anne Lurie August 6th 03 08:24 PM

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I tried to send old Remo a private email when he hit rec.gardens.roses, but
his mailbox was full (probably because he hit a *lot* of newsgroups, based
on what I turned up by doing a group-google), sooooooooo I got his attention
by reviewing his book on Amazon.com -- hey, I figured at least he might
read that!

Old Remo didn't like that one bit, nosirree.

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC





"Warren" wrote in message
news:0TWXa.72936$Ho3.10624@sccrnsc03...
R R wrote:
This is only a test..........

Remo Rosati, author
DIVINE INTERVENTION



Sorry, Remo. You fail.

Over 400 groups with "test" in their names on a typical newsfeed, and
you managed to crosspost into 5 groups that don't even have a "t", let
along "test" in their names.

Say... Aren't you the guy who tried making an advertisement for a
romance novel appear to be an on-topic post by saying something insipid
that could have been on-topic if it were in the right context? You
failed then, too.

Usenet was not invented for you to make these posts any more than the
telephone poles was invented to hold your "Loose 40 Pounds, Ask Me
How..." signs.

Sorry. I don't usually respond to trolls like RR, but I'm just in that
kind of mood today.

--
Warren H.

==========
Disclaimer: My views reflect those of myself, and not my
employer, my friends, nor (as she often tells me) my wife.
Any resemblance to the views of anybody living or dead is
coincidental. No animals were hurt in the writing of this
response -- unless you count my dog who desperately wants
to go outside now.





K30a August 6th 03 09:07 PM

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Searched by name in Amazon,
Remo Rosati
and found the book.
And Anne's review!
The site doesn't say much about what the book is about but this
snippet gives a clue

Customers interested in *Divine Intervention* may also be interested in:
Sponsored Links
* Intervention Specialists
A national organization of professional interventionists
www.addictionintervention.com


I guess we Porgs qualify?
But do we want to be cured?
What kind of people would do an intervention with
a ponder?

Grass lovers?
Frog phobics?
People who think the only good fish is
the deep fried kind?

Here is the Porg explanation for new folks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PORG - A term used on rec.ponds from time to time. If you are a Star Trek fan,
the Next Generation specifically, you might remember the evil Borg. Half living
creatures, half robots, flying around the universe assimilating new species
into their collective. Their favorite line, delivered in cold robotic voices,
is 'resistance is futile, you will be assimilated".
We rec.ponders feel the same way about ponding. Watch out you are about to be
assimilated into the Porg collective! We will be here to help with the details.
Remember resistance is futile....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

k30a
and the watergardening labradors
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...ors/index.html

ajames54 August 6th 03 10:16 PM

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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 19:24:50 GMT, "Anne Lurie"
wrote:

I tried to send old Remo a private email when he hit rec.gardens.roses, but
his mailbox was full (probably because he hit a *lot* of newsgroups, based
on what I turned up by doing a group-google), sooooooooo I got his attention
by reviewing his book on Amazon.com -- hey, I figured at least he might
read that!

Old Remo didn't like that one bit, nosirree.

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC





Great review!
I found it very helpful ... and voted that way!

K30a August 6th 03 10:19 PM

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Heather wrote what is a troll?????

A troll, or his close cousin, the spammer, can be one of many things ~

a) a socially maladjusted young male who sees posting stuff and nonsense and
inflammatory comments on newsgroups as a satisfactory substitute for his lack
of beer, accommodating girls and skittles in his life.

b-a) a rabid free enterpriser who buys into the theory that 100,000,000,000
posts about his product or service will result in one person purchasing his
wares. (PS - half your post viewers don't own anything that can be
lengthened...)


b-b) the same rabid free enterpriser who thinks we can be fooled into checking
out his merchandise by pretending to be an actual poster (gardening - test
post). We've been there, done that. This troll needs an intervention by
irritated newsgroupers to stop. Rec.ponders can hold him underwater with a
hungry snapping turtle.

c) the absolute bottom dwellers, lower than leeches, bloodworms and anaerobic
bacteria - the pornographer spammer who thinks we really need to view naked
people and what they do with various and sundry farm animals. We get enough of
that with frogs breeding and koi spawning.






k30a
and the watergardening labradors
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...ors/index.html

john rutz August 7th 03 12:23 AM

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ajames54 wrote:
On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 19:24:50 GMT, "Anne Lurie"
wrote:


I tried to send old Remo a private email when he hit rec.gardens.roses, but
his mailbox was full (probably because he hit a *lot* of newsgroups, based
on what I turned up by doing a group-google), sooooooooo I got his attention
by reviewing his book on Amazon.com -- hey, I figured at least he might
read that!

Old Remo didn't like that one bit, nosirree.

Anne Lurie
Raleigh, NC






Great review!
I found it very helpful ... and voted that way!



--
I poste my own he aint gonna like us ;-)




John Rutz
Z5 New Mexico

never miss a good oportunity to shut up

see my pond at:

http://www.fuerjefe.com


Cybe R. Wizard August 7th 03 12:49 AM

Gardening - test
 
On 06 Aug 2003 21:19:32 GMT
ESPMER (K30a) wrote:

b-b) the same rabid free enterpriser who thinks we can be fooled into
checking out his merchandise by pretending to be an actual poster
(gardening - test post). We've been there, done that. This troll
needs an intervention by irritated newsgroupers to stop. Rec.ponders
can hold him underwater with a hungry snapping turtle.


Often times they munge their email address and their reply_to header,
but equally often a newsreader or ISP will put identifiers into post's
headers. Maybe a few dozen emails to the offender's ISP about spamming
and such would put a halt to some of them? It has worked well in other
groups.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L

Cybe R. Wizard August 7th 03 12:54 AM

Gardening - test
 
On 06 Aug 2003 20:07:31 GMT
ESPMER (K30a) wrote:

Here is the Porg explanation for new folks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PORG - A term used on rec.ponds from time to time. If you are a Star
Trek fan, the Next Generation specifically, you might remember the
evil Borg. Half living creatures, half robots, flying around the
universe assimilating new species into their collective. Their
favorite line, delivered in cold robotic voices, is 'resistance is
futile, you will be assimilated". We rec.ponders feel the same way
about ponding. Watch out you are about to be assimilated into the Porg
collective! We will be here to help with the details. Remember
resistance is futile.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

k30a


Someone, I forget who, added, "...you will be pond elated."
I like that, it's in keeping with the original BORG phrase, it's punny
(which has special meaning for me), and I hereby nominate it as a
regular inclusion.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L

K30a August 7th 03 01:01 AM

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Cybe wrote Someone, I forget who, added, "...you will be pond elated

I'm pretty sure jj coined that phrase.
I will check with her.
I have an email in the mailbox from her right now.


k30a
and the watergardening labradors
http://www.geocities.com/watergarden...ors/index.html

~ jan JJsPond.us August 7th 03 07:17 AM

Gardening - test
 
Here is the Porg explanation for new folks.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PORG - snipped extremely long explanation by K30s ;o)


Cybe R. Wizard replied:
Someone, I forget who, added, "...you will be pond elated."
I like that, it's in keeping with the original BORG phrase, it's punny
(which has special meaning for me), and I hereby nominate it as a
regular inclusion.


Tis I (Ye Ole Queen) the *someone* of whom you speak:

The Borg said:
"We are _Borg_ resistant is futile, you will be assimilated."
The Porg say:
"We are Porg, resistant IS futile, you will be pond-elated."

P - Pond,
O - Oriented,
R - Recreational,
G - Group

Hmmmm, and looking at this again, I guess one could say a ponder is always
POed. :o)

I figure if they aren't aware of Star Trek & the Borg they aren't reading
this newsgroup either. ;o) ~ jan

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http://users.owt.com/jjspond/

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