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"zookeeper" wrote in message
...
LeeAnne wrote:
"zookeeper" wrote

Oh, very funny! Really .... now where is that list of rules from the
female side, ....
;-)

Your wish is my command:

Seminars For Men:

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to all men.
Please note the names of some courses have been changed.
Attendance in at least 10 courses is MANDATORY ...

SLOMLAP!! Thank you LeeAnne. That's even better than what I was trying

Or SOMLOL.

BV.

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OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar w/either
SLOMLAP or SOMLOL

I know the regulars like ROTFLMAO, etc.

"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...

"zookeeper" wrote in message
...
LeeAnne wrote:
"zookeeper" wrote

Oh, very funny! Really .... now where is that list of rules from the
female side, ....
;-)

Your wish is my command:

Seminars For Men:

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to all men.
Please note the names of some courses have been changed.
Attendance in at least 10 courses is MANDATORY ...

SLOMLAP!! Thank you LeeAnne. That's even better than what I was trying

Or SOMLOL.

BV.

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Zk...you apparently are neglecting your pond if you had the time to find all
of this...*laugh*

BV.

"zookeeper" wrote in message
...
LeeAnne wrote:
OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar w/either
SLOMLAP or SOMLOL

I know the regulars like ROTFLMAO, etc.

This net speak was all or mostly coined on rec.ponds (we have many
budding comedians here). It all started a couple months ago, when
someone asked "what to do with dead animals in pond?" Since some of the
replies were quite irreverent and comic, I almost BEOKAMed or SLOMLAPed
or SOMLOLed my monitor, so I asked for contributions:

"Okay, someone has to invent an online acronym for spraying the computer
monitor with a beverage when reading a particular funny or irreverent
message ..."

John Rutz penned (keyboarded?):
... BEOKAM beverage ejected on keyboard and monitor ??

Sue added:
...
SLOMLAP = Spraying Liquid On Monitor Laughing At Post

Ingrid noted:
... well I usually tell people they owe me a new keyboard ...

BV suggested:
... SLOMLAP actually made me SLOMLAP so I'd have to vote for it. But I
am also a traditionalist and since ROTFLMAO is the most popular, I would
also like to suggest SOMLOL (Spitting On Monitor, Laughing Out Loud).

JD coined:
How about SLOSHAC?
(Sprayed Liquid On Screen; Having a Cow)

Susan said:
On a lot of listservs, it's simply referred to as spew.

Sameer contributed:
... unix administrators, have had pseudo-command for exactly this
situation. C|NK It translates to Coffee/Coke sent through the nose
all over the keyboard.

--
zookeeper

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--
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.

From: zookeeper
Organization: Oregon Public Networking
Newsgroups: rec.ponds
Date: Wed, 06 Aug 2003 20:30:29 -0700
Subject: OT male thinking


Sameer contributed:
... unix administrators, have had pseudo-command for exactly this
situation. C|NK It translates to Coffee/Coke sent through the nose
all over the keyboard.

this is my favorite. i have done this with coka cola, and the bubbles hurt!
LOL
mad

--
zookeeper



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BenignVanilla wrote:
Zk...you apparently are neglecting your pond if you had the time to find all
of this...*laugh*

"zookeeper" wrote

LeeAnne wrote:

OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar w/either
SLOMLAP or SOMLOL ...

and John R. wrote:

I bet Zookeeper has a folder: wierd stuff that goes on in rec ponds
where she saved this. ;-)

.... and John wins the PORG award! I have a folder to save weird stuff,
answers to important and not-so-important questions, how to measure pond
chemistry, pond size, etc. I had already compiled that list to explain
one of the acronyms when I inadvertently used it on another list 8-)

.... and as far as neglecting ponds, what is phrase you keep saying BV?
leave it alone -- so neglecting is good, ... or bad ... today?
--
zookeeper

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but I love brownies and milk. What a lovely combination!!

Nedra
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836
http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118

"zookeeper" wrote in message
...
LeeAnne wrote:
I've got you beat: I once laughed so hard that a rice krispy came out
my
nose at the breakfast table -- when I told somebody this story they
replied
with "you should be glad you weren't eating honeycomb"
:0) ...

Noodle, from chicken noodle soup. My brother holds the prize winning
incident: brownies and milk, eeeewwwh!
-
Zk (BV, thanks for the idea of a shortened sig)

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50 points to Gryffindor for "zookeeper"'s ability to sort out who said what
to whom!

An additional 5 points for "keeping a folder for the weird stuff."

And, lastly, just because I mightedly admire restraint whenever I see it
(having none whatsoever myself):
5 points for not throwing back at BV the phrase "Leave the da**ed pond
alone"!

Anne Lurie
too feisty for my own good
Raleigh, NC

"zookeeper" wrote in message
...
BenignVanilla wrote:
Zk...you apparently are neglecting your pond if you had the time to find
all
of this...*laugh*

"zookeeper" wrote

LeeAnne wrote:

OK Zoo and BV, please explain your 'net-speak? I'm not familiar
w/either
SLOMLAP or SOMLOL ...

and John R. wrote:

I bet Zookeeper has a folder: wierd stuff that goes on in rec ponds
where she saved this. ;-)

... and John wins the PORG award! I have a folder to save weird stuff,
answers to important and not-so-important questions, how to measure pond
chemistry, pond size, etc. I had already compiled that list to explain
one of the acronyms when I inadvertently used it on another list 8-)

... and as far as neglecting ponds, what is phrase you keep saying BV?
leave it alone -- so neglecting is good, ... or bad ... today?
--
zookeeper

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Anne Lurie wrote:
50 points to Gryffindor for "zookeeper"'s ability to sort out who said what
to whom!

An additional 5 points for "keeping a folder for the weird stuff."

And, lastly, just because I mightedly admire restraint whenever I see it
(having none whatsoever myself):
5 points for not throwing back at BV the phrase "Leave the da**ed pond
alone"!

Anne Lurie
too feisty for my own good

Thank you for including me in Gryffindor -- I can easily see myself as a
Hermione -- but only 5 points for the folder keeping?

"Feisty" is always good!
--
Zk

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"Anne Lurie" wrote in message
m...
50 points to Gryffindor for "zookeeper"'s ability to sort out who said
what
to whom!

An additional 5 points for "keeping a folder for the weird stuff."

And, lastly, just because I mightedly admire restraint whenever I see it
(having none whatsoever myself):
5 points for not throwing back at BV the phrase "Leave the da**ed pond
alone"!
snip

Not to be a sore loser or anything but Zk (cool sig, BTW) did say in her
first post:

"... and as far as neglecting ponds, what is phrase you keep saying BV?
leave it alone -- so neglecting is good, ... or bad ... today?"

So she did mention my mantra (STOP MESSING WITH THE DAMN POND!!!). Shouldn't
she have to forfeit a few points?

BV.