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BenignVanilla March 30th 04 10:51 PM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
We have resumed daily missions patrolling the perimeter. Some east african
bull geese have been making low level passes daily, but several short bursts
of our sonic weapons have steered them clear of the pond. We developed a new
mission this week. When the commander leaves the bunker we run a short
mission to the pond edge to check for bogies. We have enlisted 12-14 frogs
all of which immediately dive into the pond for seal ops. when we arrive
ensuring that the commander is safe from geese, and from the marauding fish
below.

All quiet on the pond edge.

Nilla
First in Command
Husky Sonic Special Ops Battallion



Nedra March 31st 04 12:01 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
I am in support of your Mission and troops, Sir.

Cheerio ;-)

Nedra
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836
http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118

"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...
We have resumed daily missions patrolling the perimeter. Some east african
bull geese have been making low level passes daily, but several short

bursts
of our sonic weapons have steered them clear of the pond. We developed a

new
mission this week. When the commander leaves the bunker we run a short
mission to the pond edge to check for bogies. We have enlisted 12-14 frogs
all of which immediately dive into the pond for seal ops. when we arrive
ensuring that the commander is safe from geese, and from the marauding

fish
below.

All quiet on the pond edge.

Nilla
First in Command
Husky Sonic Special Ops Battallion





Nedra March 31st 04 12:01 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
I am in support of your Mission and troops, Sir.

Cheerio ;-)

Nedra
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/4836
http://community.webshots.com/user/nedra118

"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...
We have resumed daily missions patrolling the perimeter. Some east african
bull geese have been making low level passes daily, but several short

bursts
of our sonic weapons have steered them clear of the pond. We developed a

new
mission this week. When the commander leaves the bunker we run a short
mission to the pond edge to check for bogies. We have enlisted 12-14 frogs
all of which immediately dive into the pond for seal ops. when we arrive
ensuring that the commander is safe from geese, and from the marauding

fish
below.

All quiet on the pond edge.

Nilla
First in Command
Husky Sonic Special Ops Battallion





Ka30P March 31st 04 12:34 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 

Water gardening labradors here!

We have also taken on comrades in arms in
our prosecution of Secret Squirrel.
We opened negotiations with two members of
the Black-Billed Magpie Forces to assist us in
eradication of said Secret Squirrel.
We are headquartered in the pussy willow tree
where the Magpie Forces have built a fort. Secret Squirrel's lair is deep
within the pine tree.
While confidence is high that Secret Squirrel will be captured we were dismayed
to find out that Alpha Female in the Human Headquarters has been sneaking
peanuts to Secret Squirrel and allowing him to snack on sunflower seeds when we
are taking our much deserved naps in the sun. We consider this a gross betrayal
of our mission and are plotting a counter move that will not endanger our
ongoing supply lines of kibble.

Rosie and Heidi
The water gardening labradors

Ka30P March 31st 04 12:34 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 

Water gardening labradors here!

We have also taken on comrades in arms in
our prosecution of Secret Squirrel.
We opened negotiations with two members of
the Black-Billed Magpie Forces to assist us in
eradication of said Secret Squirrel.
We are headquartered in the pussy willow tree
where the Magpie Forces have built a fort. Secret Squirrel's lair is deep
within the pine tree.
While confidence is high that Secret Squirrel will be captured we were dismayed
to find out that Alpha Female in the Human Headquarters has been sneaking
peanuts to Secret Squirrel and allowing him to snack on sunflower seeds when we
are taking our much deserved naps in the sun. We consider this a gross betrayal
of our mission and are plotting a counter move that will not endanger our
ongoing supply lines of kibble.

Rosie and Heidi
The water gardening labradors

axeman chris March 31st 04 02:22 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
Maisy the submersible Basset Hound is looking forward to getting back into
the water.
There's nothing like enhancing that hound odour with some pond gack!

Jacqui

"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...
We have resumed daily missions patrolling the perimeter. Some east african
bull geese have been making low level passes daily, but several short

bursts
of our sonic weapons have steered them clear of the pond. We developed a

new
mission this week. When the commander leaves the bunker we run a short
mission to the pond edge to check for bogies. We have enlisted 12-14 frogs
all of which immediately dive into the pond for seal ops. when we arrive
ensuring that the commander is safe from geese, and from the marauding

fish
below.

All quiet on the pond edge.

Nilla
First in Command
Husky Sonic Special Ops Battallion





axeman chris March 31st 04 02:22 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
Maisy the submersible Basset Hound is looking forward to getting back into
the water.
There's nothing like enhancing that hound odour with some pond gack!

Jacqui

"BenignVanilla" wrote in message
...
We have resumed daily missions patrolling the perimeter. Some east african
bull geese have been making low level passes daily, but several short

bursts
of our sonic weapons have steered them clear of the pond. We developed a

new
mission this week. When the commander leaves the bunker we run a short
mission to the pond edge to check for bogies. We have enlisted 12-14 frogs
all of which immediately dive into the pond for seal ops. when we arrive
ensuring that the commander is safe from geese, and from the marauding

fish
below.

All quiet on the pond edge.

Nilla
First in Command
Husky Sonic Special Ops Battallion





jammer March 31st 04 03:27 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
Pookie and Black Jack the watch chihuahuas here.

Again we wait until mom gets out of the room to jump up here and chime
in. Mom has been going out to the pond alot lately and has been
tossing something to those water creatures. She has been watering the
area almost daily which she must do to keep us away. She knows we
don't like water out of the hose and she must be doing something
secret out there. We are pleased that the weather is warming and we
busy ourselves with chasing birds. When is she going to get us those
brown hopping toys?? I think she called them toads?

We'll be back when we can,

Bye

jammer March 31st 04 03:27 AM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 
Pookie and Black Jack the watch chihuahuas here.

Again we wait until mom gets out of the room to jump up here and chime
in. Mom has been going out to the pond alot lately and has been
tossing something to those water creatures. She has been watering the
area almost daily which she must do to keep us away. She knows we
don't like water out of the hose and she must be doing something
secret out there. We are pleased that the weather is warming and we
busy ourselves with chasing birds. When is she going to get us those
brown hopping toys?? I think she called them toads?

We'll be back when we can,

Bye

Happy'Cam'per March 31st 04 12:10 PM

Canine Yard Patrol Reporting in for Spring Season
 

OK, Its official, you porgers are officially BONKERS, off the wall, no
hope......my prayers are with you :)
--
**So long, and thanks for all the fish!**




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