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Old April 24th 05, 04:06 PM
Nikki Casali
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Elaine T wrote:
Ionizer wrote:

I'm just in the process of setting up two new aquariums, and I
happened to read the "directions" on the back of one of my bags of
"Estes'"gravel. I felt reassured to read that this gravel carried a
manufacturer's guarantee: "If this product is found faulty due to
workmanship it will be replaced."

So far, this gravel is performing within my expectations for gravel,
but I have put my receipt in a safe place just in case I experience a
sudden gravel failure of some sort. Although I had been previously
unaware of the phenomenon of defective gravel, I now feel quite
reassured.

The Estes' website goes even further to reassure me:
http://www.estesco.com/beliefs.html

Heh. One of my fish store friends called the really bright multicolored
gravel "clown puke" behind the customers' backs. Nice to know clown
puke is guaranteed and backed by God himself. ;-)


Guaranteed by supernatural forces, ay? Doh! I'd better start praying now.

Nikki