Elaine T wrote:
NetMax wrote:
Between all of us, we have probably visited 100s of petshops, perhaps
1000s of times, and overheard comments which made our ears go red.
Does anyone have any favourites?
I was 9 years old when a crooked fish dealer tried to sell me an oranda
and he claimed that it was a lionhead, which is a similar looking but
much more expensive fish. When I pointed out that lionheads don't have
dorsal fins, he got very nervous and stammered 'Well, um, it's just a
different variety'. I told him 'yeah, right'.
- Logic316
"In this country, we have three ways to secure our freedom. The ballot
box, the jury box, and if those don't work, the cartridge box."
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