Inabón Yunes wrote on 7/23/2006 12:50 AM:

In the case of fish, well, they are a couple of steps down from birds in the
evolutionary scale.

Evolution is a great for people that don't want to
acknowledge the reality of the Creator.

My computer evolved from a toaster oven.

I tried to make some toast the other day, but even though
the slots are of different sizes, I could not get a slice
of bread in there. Obviously, an inferior evolutionary
process. I'm sure it will become extinct soon.

Get a chain, and cut every other link. Throw out all of
the cut links. Take all of the intact links and arrange
them so that they look pretty. You will then have a good
working model of the theory of evolution.

Actually, evolution is easy to prove. Simply gather some
old bones from a variety of animals (your choice), and
some human bones, and put them together so that they look
half human, and then give it a name like Suzie.

Scientist have recently discovered a new class of
creatures down deep in the sea. They have classified them
in the zoowacko group. They have 2 heads and 3 eyes on
each head :-)

Zigg and Zagg, Martians from Venus (they were born on
Mars, but now live on Venus), did a study of the
evolutionary order on earth. They decided to first
doccument the order of evolvement of machines, since it
was what most interested them. It was quite interesting
reading, and learning how the different machines evolved
from each other, like cars, trucks, microwaves, television
sets, laptops, PDA's, watches, cranes, excetera. If you do
a search on the internet you might be able to find their
report :-)
They still have a few missing links to figure out. After
they get that study completely finished, they are going to
do their next study on animals and it's evolvement on the
great planet Earth. After both of those studies are
completed and proven, they are to decide "which came
first, the animals, or the machines?" Zigg and Zagg have
pritty-much decided that the machines came first since
they are more basic in construction than the animals, but
that has yet to be proven.


Wayne Sallee
Wayne's Pets