"Tristan" wrote
There would be a reward in it for you if yu can get CArol Gulley aka
Zebulon there and keep her sorry ass there until the cowes come home!
There would be a bonus if you could also snatch up her butthole buddy
Ed Alston. Then USENET would be pretty well troll and trouble free.

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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!