I'll never know another Reel McKoi like Reel McKoi on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
15:27:49 -0700 in AUK, they're so drad:

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no big
surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to be
carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads porn.....no
wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with know it all carol
around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be such
a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new trend....Anyway you
cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a dancing muppet. Must
really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley family member........and
have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I believe this nomination for Tristan Saint-John (assuming I've gotten
the name right -- Carol or Fred could confirm, I think) speaks for
itself. ‫

Seconds?

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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
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2001 RADW Bitch of the Year, ADRIC Awards (by acclamation); mhm 29x21;
Tom Baker's #1 Fan; Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; S.N.A.R.K.Y.: Synthetic
Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork; the Discordian
People's Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio); Demon of
Mockery and Silliness, Demon Lord of Confusion, Demon Prince of
Absurdity; Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Lola, called
Snarky, Queen of the Snarks of Ærisia; Queen of Rice; TransWench; Ship's
Chaos Demon, Bad Ship BetNoirian; The God of Odd Statements; Dr. L. C.
Snark, Professor of Philosophy, Critical Theory (Liberal Arts and
Contemporary Studies), Mockery, Silliness, Confusion, Absurdity, Chaos,
& General Mayhem, Centre For Xena Studies; The God-Fairy-Demon Snark;
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young; Pope Snarky Goodfella of the
undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, MWFA, HCNB, CPFG, CEM;
Superfaggot; Canadian Popular Front for the Whitetail Jihad; Wearer of
the Holy FAGGOT Hat; Sec'y, Int'l Homosexual Conspiracy; Treasurer,
Int'l Anarchist Conspiracy; Czar of all the Flonkers; Mastermind of the
SMOF; allegedly The Worst Kind Of Feminist; Chas. E. Pemberton; Pete
Stapleton; Joseph Bartlo; Koi-Lo; Henry Schmidt, the PorscheMonkey4Life
ICQ: 135930147; popesnarkyatcaballistadotorg
BITCH PRIDE!
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Quotable quotes:

"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many
years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and
everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
-- Eddie Izzard

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd
have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:


"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)

Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:
Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
Dribbles???

"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
continue flame you because I like kicking retards around." -- The
Monkey-man is unaware that Max Grrl only _has_ one nym. MID:
jq9xh.875$hH2.700@trnddc02

"Open wide and wait for a $hit explosion, turdboy" -- Joxer isn't very
well-acquainted with the concept of not aiming the flamethrower at his
own position. MID: r7Wxh.2191$384.676@trnddc05

NightMist wrote about Beauty/Venus In Furs/Olympiada:
By the by, the "BT" that was mentioned in my exchange with her? That is
a retired bishop that she thinks is lurking in usenet groups giving her
secret messages about what and where to post.

"I did not say he was giving me anonymous messages about where to post,
I said he *may* have given me anonymous messages about where to post."
-- No, Beauty's not a paranoid k00k at all. No way. Doesn't
everyone(tine) think that way, sometimes? Message-ID: