Hail Eris! On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:45:49 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of ~Roy~, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:

Nominate away if you get your jollies off go for it, my paycheck rolls
in if I get it or not, anyway I worked hard at it so I deserve it and any
others y'all want to throw this way....go for it. like I said if it makes
ya get off or feels good do it! Simple things for simple assholes!

You're going to be the favourite to win, if decent competition for you
shows up in the next week.

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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID:

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: 4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02

"I was told there would be cookies."
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Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: . com

"You're fighting a Furry Giant

"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dog****er