"Dana" wrote in message
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War, famine, global warming, climate change, disease and so much more.


Hmmn. You've really got a lot of things happening in your tank right
now, it seems.

How will YOU cope?


Hey, don't worry about us, kid. Have you tested the PH balance of your
water
recently ?
"famine" ... I suggest feeding your fish a bit more regularly.
Regarding "War", take a good look at your fish ( all of 'em ) & make sure
that NONE
of 'em have got any weaponry stashed away. Check on the Black moors, in
particular.
A lot of them tend to carry knives / broken bottles .... & will easily pick
fights with other
fish, especially the ones that tease them about their colour & the fact that
they're several
thousand years down the evolutionary scale & are completely unemployable &
100%
dependent upon welfare payments & the other nicer ( tax-paying) fishes.

Hope This Helps

XXX Zeb.