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Old November 22nd 03, 02:55 PM
NetMax
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Default I Give Up. (follow-up to comedey of errors)


"Tedd Jacobs" wrote in message
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"NSP" wrote in message
om...
As my fiancee puts it, my once beatiful tank has been turned into the
killing fields.


sorry, but you're not allowed to "Give Up". you see,... once you've

posted in
alt.aquaria.freshwater.misc, you've unknowingly joined the
super-secret-societal-kinshipped-brotherhood of the everlasting

fishkeepers
alliance (introduces the s-s-s-k-b of e.f.a. secret handshake). our

credo: we
are our brothers fishes keepers. once you are "in" you're "IN" for life
(dramatic pause for effect here). you will not quit, you will not

leave, you
will not 'flush', you will not "Give Up". to do so will bring down the
crescendo's of everlasting fury and condemnation of the brotherhood. we

will
hunt you down, haunt you, say mean things about you when you are not

looking,
scratch you off our christmas card list, take away your birthday, smoke

cigars
while sitting in your favorite chair, listen to loud rap music on your

stereo,
drink your last beer, date your daughter and furthermore...... we'll

show you a
picture of your secret highschool crush as she looks now (after 12

kids)!
MUWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAaaaa *cough* *choke* *gag* *sputter*...

snip
tedd. :-)


ROTFLMAO :-))

NetMax