Neil wrote:
>
> After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was enough
> because they could not afford a larger bed.
>
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
> didn't want to have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
> fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said
> the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," "light it, put it in a beer
> can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
> The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
> but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
> going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
> the can up to his ear and began to count:
>
> "1"
> "2"
> "3"
> "4"
> "5"
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
> counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas,
> Mississippi, and West Virginia



LOL!!




Jan