Reporter wrote:
> We Have Come For Your Culture
> 2006-04-25
>
> Frist McCain Senate immigration plan
>
> Washington, DC - PipeLineNews.org - Bowing to pressure exerted by
> Hispanic rights groups, Senate Majority Leader Guillermo Frist and his
> sidekick Juan McCain today announced what they described as "un nuevo
> y muy bueno immigracion" package, making the twelve million illegal
> aliens currently residing in the United States eligible for
> citizenship.
>
> Presidente Bush welcomed the Senate leadership's intent to sacrifice
> national sovereignty so that the larger goal of inclusiveness and
> multiculturalism might be preserved.
>
> A White House spokesman speaking on condition on anonymity stated that
> El Presidente hopes to have the immigration bill on his desk for
> signature on Cinco De Mayo, which will now become a national day of
> celebration.
>
> Plans are not fully set as we go to press, but a victory parade on
> Pennsylvania Avenue will be held after the bill's signing, featuring
> the theme "Mi Estados Unidos Es Su Estados Unidos."
>
> Entertainment will be provided by the Hugo Chavez Mariachi Banditos.
>
> Numerous regional and local celebrations are planned outside the joint
> Mexican and American capitol soon to be renamed Washington District
> Federale.
>
>
> continued
> http://www.pipelinenews.org/index.cf...rist4606%2Ehtm

Bush, most of the Senate Democrats, plus a few Republican shoe scraping
like Senators McCain and Frist, would suck a road-killed skunks pecker
for a vote an public approval from the ****skin lobby.

John