Nearly forgot..... saw a McDonalds commercial a few days ago.... later that
night, I was out and about and started feeling a tad peckish.... The
hamburger I got bore little resemblance to the one in the ad and even less
resemblance to a real hamburger... I don't understand it. After all, the
people in the ad were attractive and "normal"....

I'm sure it would have tasted better if Micheal Jackson was doing the ad....

At least it might not have given me the drizzling ****s....