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Old September 19th 03, 10:24 PM
mad
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i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad
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Old September 19th 03, 10:53 PM
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well, i thought i had munged my address but it didn't work. so lets see if
it works now.
mad
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original shape.
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From: mad
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Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:24:36 -0500
Subject: OT virus messages:

i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad
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**** George Carlin





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Old September 19th 03, 11:03 PM
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lets try this again.
mad
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From: mad
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Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:24:36 -0500
Subject: OT virus messages:

i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad
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**** George Carlin




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Old September 19th 03, 11:08 PM
Hank
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They should be used to test KHV vaccines. So what if they grow scales
and barbels. Show them what a real virus is.

http://community.webshots.com/user/hankpage1

"mad" wrote in message
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i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital

punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration

without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders

come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad
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There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
George Carlin



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Old September 19th 03, 11:34 PM
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mad wrote:

i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad
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There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
George Carlin


how about putting them in w/ a 2-3' electric eel???
it hurts like hell, worse than a stun gun .......



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Old September 20th 03, 12:21 AM
MattR
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How about sending your complaints to microsoft. The problem stems from
a bad security model that allows someone to start a program on your
machine without you thinking about it (cliking on message).

In the meantime, munging your email will help a lot. I don't have very
many messages. Something like 10, and my spam filter caught all of them.

mad wrote:
i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad


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Old September 20th 03, 12:22 AM
Chagoi
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mad wrote:
i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad


I think the culprit should be locked up in a jail cell, with a computer
connected to en email server
that only has 2 programs installed" a "MAILER" program that continually
sends him some of his
own style emails. And a spamfiltering program. The Kicker is that since
the server keeps changing
the "FROM" address and parts of the "BODY" he would have to continually
type in new filters, at an
ever increasing rate. If he can not keep up, which he won't be able to,
he will receive and electric shock
(ie. Like p##ing on an electric cattle fence.)


If anybody uses Mailwasher or Mailwasher Pro I created 2 filters that
seem to catch so far, all of the
Microsoft spam we have been dealing with today. Screenshots can be seen at:

http://ourkoipond.com/MailWasher.htm

To ge this post "ON TOPIC"

You might want to see a fews self portraits of the "clayman". I figured
I would try to get some of the
Marginal area of my new pond dug before Isabel added more water to the 2
feet I already had in one section
of the pond. Well, need I say, I slipped,and came out of the pond,
looking a little bit different than when I started.

Koi, may like a clay pond, but I definitly don't!!!

http://ourkoipond.com/MyBigSlip.htm

Chagoi


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Old September 20th 03, 01:07 AM
jammer
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Every virus sender should have to dig us all new ponds. Those who
didn't want new ponds could sentence them to catch 500 mature catfish
bare handed. Is that brutal enough?





On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:24:36 -0500, mad wrote:

i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without
possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up
with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail?
mad


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Old September 20th 03, 02:45 AM
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this sounds good to me!
mad
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Have you ever imagined a world without
hypothetical questions?

From: "Hank"
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Newsgroups: rec.ponds
Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 18:08:40 -0400
Subject: OT virus messages:

They should be used to test KHV vaccines. So what if they grow scales
and barbels. Show them what a real virus is




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Old September 20th 03, 02:46 AM
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ooo ooo ooo! i like it!
mad
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From: KenCo
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Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 18:34:14 -0400
Subject: OT virus messages:

how about putting them in w/ a 2-3' electric eel???
it hurts like hell, worse than a stun gun .......




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