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Can i trust my muslim doctor ?



 
 
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Old July 6th 07, 11:05 PM posted to alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united,alt.current-affairs.muslims,rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,rec.ponds
A. Paul Ing
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Default Can i trust my muslim doctor ?

On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
wrote:

No!
"scoopex" wrote in message
.com...
Not to nuke me.




Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?
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Old July 7th 07, 06:08 PM posted to rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.atheism,alt.abortion
bobandcarole[_16_]
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Default Can i trust my muslim doctor ?

On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing
wrote:
On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"

wrote:

No!"scoopex" wrote in message

.com...
Not to nuke me.



Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?


The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
wears a clean diaper on his head daily.

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Old July 9th 07, 03:41 AM posted to alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united,rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,rec.ponds,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.atheism
bobandcarole[_20_]
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Default Can i trust my muslim doctor ?

On Jul 7, 1:08?pm, bobandcarole wrote:
On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"


wrote:


No!"scoopex" wrote in message


.com...
Not to nuke me.



Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?


The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
wears a clean diaper on his head daily.



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Old July 9th 07, 06:25 PM posted to alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united,rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,rec.ponds,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.abortion
A. Paul Ing[_2_]
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Default Can i trust my muslim doctor ? TYNK does better at removing rhoids than a muslim doc does!

On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:26:37 -0700, Aknee Wombuster
wrote:

On Jul 7, 1:08 pm, bobandcarole wrote:
On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"

wrote:

No!"scoopex" wrote in message

.com...
Not to nuke me.



Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?

The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
wears a clean diaper on his head daily.

---------------- YES, YOU CAN ...

trust your Muslim doctor if:

1) You are female

2) You prefer being examined under anesthesia

3) You enjoy being "surprised" when you wake up nude with vaginal
"sensations" and suck marks on your tits

4) You agree to return within a week for checkup

----------------
Does that apply only if your a goat or a camel? Nothing like allowing
a goat ****er to check your ass out for rhoids. However TYNK loves
to do it for free. She sucks the puss and blood right out of those
rhoids and shrinks em right up.
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Old July 9th 07, 06:26 PM posted to alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united,rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,rec.ponds,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.abortion
Aknee Wombuster
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Default Can i trust my muslim doctor ?

On Jul 7, 1:08 pm, bobandcarole wrote:
On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing
wrote:

On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"


wrote:


No!"scoopex" wrote in message


.com...
Not to nuke me.



Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?


The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
wears a clean diaper on his head daily.


---------------- YES, YOU CAN ...

trust your Muslim doctor if:

1) You are female

2) You prefer being examined under anesthesia

3) You enjoy being "surprised" when you wake up nude with vaginal
"sensations" and suck marks on your tits

4) You agree to return within a week for checkup

----------------

  #6  
Old July 9th 07, 11:32 PM posted to alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united,rec.aquaria.marine.reefs,alt.atheism,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.abortion
bob&carole
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Default Can i trust my muslim doctor ? TYNK does better at removing rhoids than a muslim doc does!

On Jul 9, 1:25?pm, A. Paul Ing wrote:
On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:26:37 -0700, Aknee Wombuster

wrote:

On Jul 7, 1:08 pm, bobandcarole wrote:
On Jul 6, 6:05?pm, A. Paul Ing wrote:


On Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:43:49 GMT, "Kurt Kemp"
wrote:


No!"scoopex" wrote in message

.com...
Not to nuke me.



Depends.....are you seeing him for a life threatening disease or just
an ingrown hair on your ass cheek?

The best way to judge a moose-lum sawbones is to
enquire as to how many camels he owns. Most
well to do moose-lim doctors own at least 2. One
for him and one for the wife to ride the kids to
suicide bomber practice. A good doc always
wears a clean diaper on his head daily.

---------------- YES, YOU CAN ...

trust your Muslim doctor if:

1) You are female

2) You prefer being examined under anesthesia

3) You enjoy being "surprised" when you wake up nude with vaginal
"sensations" and suck marks on your tits

4) You agree to return within a week for checkup

----------------
Does that apply only if your a goat or a camel? Nothing like allowing
a goat ****er to check your ass out for rhoids. However TYNK loves
to do it for free. She sucks the puss and blood right out of those
rhoids and shrinks em right up.


LOL


 




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