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i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment
here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad -- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. **** George Carlin -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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well, i thought i had munged my address but it didn't work. so lets see if
it works now. mad -- A mind stretched to a new idea never returns to its original shape. Oliver Wendell Holmes From: mad Organization: Newsfeeds.com http://www.newsfeeds.com 100,000+ UNCENSORED Newsgroups. Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:24:36 -0500 Subject: OT virus messages: i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad -- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. **** George Carlin -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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lets try this again.
mad -- "We are all born mad. Some remain so." Irish playwright Samuel Beckett From: mad Organization: Newsfeeds.com http://www.newsfeeds.com 100,000+ UNCENSORED Newsgroups. Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:24:36 -0500 Subject: OT virus messages: i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad -- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. **** George Carlin -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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They should be used to test KHV vaccines. So what if they grow scales
and barbels. Show them what a real virus is. http://community.webshots.com/user/hankpage1 "mad" wrote in message ... i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad -- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. George Carlin -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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mad wrote:
i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad -- There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. George Carlin how about putting them in w/ a 2-3' electric eel??? it hurts like hell, worse than a stun gun ....... -- http://www.kencofish.com Ken Arnold, 401-781-9642 cell 401-225-0556 Importer/Exporter of Goldfish,Koi,rare Predators Shipping to legal states/countries only! Permalon liners, Oase & Supreme Pondmaster pumps Please Note: No trees or animals were harmed in the sending of this contaminant free message We do concede that a signicant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced ![]() |
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How about sending your complaints to microsoft. The problem stems from
a bad security model that allows someone to start a program on your machine without you thinking about it (cliking on message). In the meantime, munging your email will help a lot. I don't have very many messages. Something like 10, and my spam filter caught all of them. mad wrote: i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad |
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mad wrote:
i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad I think the culprit should be locked up in a jail cell, with a computer connected to en email server that only has 2 programs installed" a "MAILER" program that continually sends him some of his own style emails. And a spamfiltering program. The Kicker is that since the server keeps changing the "FROM" address and parts of the "BODY" he would have to continually type in new filters, at an ever increasing rate. If he can not keep up, which he won't be able to, he will receive and electric shock (ie. Like p##ing on an electric cattle fence.) If anybody uses Mailwasher or Mailwasher Pro I created 2 filters that seem to catch so far, all of the Microsoft spam we have been dealing with today. Screenshots can be seen at: http://ourkoipond.com/MailWasher.htm To ge this post "ON TOPIC" You might want to see a fews self portraits of the "clayman". I figured I would try to get some of the Marginal area of my new pond dug before Isabel added more water to the 2 feet I already had in one section of the pond. Well, need I say, I slipped,and came out of the pond, looking a little bit different than when I started. Koi, may like a clay pond, but I definitly don't!!! http://ourkoipond.com/MyBigSlip.htm Chagoi |
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![]() Every virus sender should have to dig us all new ponds. Those who didn't want new ponds could sentence them to catch 500 mature catfish bare handed. Is that brutal enough? On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:24:36 -0500, mad wrote: i'm getting really, really tired of this. i'm all for capital punishment here! well, maybe that's a bit drastic. how about incarceration without possibility of parole? what other devious punishments can we ponders come up with? how about 40 lashes with a koi tail? mad |
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this sounds good to me!
mad -- Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions? From: "Hank" Reply-To: "Hank" Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 18:08:40 -0400 Subject: OT virus messages: They should be used to test KHV vaccines. So what if they grow scales and barbels. Show them what a real virus is -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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ooo ooo ooo! i like it!
mad -- An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. Spanish Proverb From: KenCo Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com Newsgroups: rec.ponds Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 18:34:14 -0400 Subject: OT virus messages: how about putting them in w/ a 2-3' electric eel??? it hurts like hell, worse than a stun gun ....... -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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