Evolution in my pond, shame on you creationist

Definately a keeper......................

On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 01:10:04 +0100 (CET), Nomen Nescio
wrote:

===HI y'all,
===
===My name is Crack’using Rosie, I am Koilogist and pondologist from
===Davidson County in Tennessee. I am also an atheist; I am here to
===settle the dispute once and for all about evolution. While you all
===Northern folks argue in circles about evolution, I went ahead and I
===put Stanley Miller experiment to the test, with my own scientific
===variations. First, A few month back my gypsy husband and I diged'up a
===whole in our livin'room; we did it inside to avoid paying county
===permits and such. By the way, we also have indoor arborium, we grow
===there special oregano, y'all know, the type you can roll up in tissue
===paper and smoke. I learn how to grow them as I was hanging out with
===my first husband tricycle gang. Back to my evolution experiment.
===After we dug the hole, we went Wally World in Nashville, and I asked
===for some Koi eggs for my experiment. I got me about 2 dozen types of
===Koi eggs, some from china, others from North Korea, and few sand koi
===eggs from Iraq. In fact we dubbed our indoor pond: “the Axis of
===evil". Now, I know, I could not generate abiogensis in my indoor
===pond, so my hubby and I had to figure out a way to mix in the right
===nutrients, bacteria and amino acids for our evolution experiment to
===work. He remembered a show he saw on MSNBC about Hippos ...No Silly
===I am not referring to Kristie Alley; I am referring to those Hippos
===animals in India, where they take a dump in that holy river
===Ghangster, and the fish eat right out of their rear. So in the pond I
===went, and Ump and Ooff like a Hippo. Then it was my Hubby turn. We
===did this the whole week, and then we threw in the koi eggs. They
===settle down at the bottom. And Wham Bam, thank you Ma'am; in a few
===day, beside the stench, we look into our indoor pond, and we could
===see that some of the koi eggs have hatched. They did look kind of
===funny, ya see, I am expert with Koi's and Ponds. The Koi did not look
===like your average koi. They were very small at the beginning and
===sort of grayish. However they did have an appetite. At this point,
===the pond was self sufficient. we added artificial sunlight, just like
===it would be millions of years ago. the way we did this
===was, we smoke all the oregano we could from our aborium, and thus
===created a haze in our living room that would filter the sunlight a
===bit. My husband and I ate a lot of raw cabbage and beans, so we can
===put some methane as atmosphere. We wanted to be as natural as
===possible. And believe me or not, just as Jack Palance would say on his
===TV show; Evolution was occurring right in front of our eyes!!! Rapidly
===my hubby ran and got our Beta camcorder, to record what was occurring
===inside the pond. The pond have develop some plants, I guess they were
===early forms of algae’s, and the Koi were getting bigger, in fact some
===of them were growing legs, as their tailfins were getting shorter. We
===both jump in triumph as we observing evolution right before our
===eyes!! who cares about neighbors and their annoying complaint about
===the smell, if we can endure it, so can they! We were succeeding where
===Miller and Urey failed; this was greater than Graceland. Ahhhhh if
===those biology teachers at Elmhurst High in Brooklyn could see me now,
===I bet the whole faculty would be envious, and regretted the day they
===kicked me out special Ed. A few more weeks has passed, and now some
===of the Koi developed arms and legs, lost their tails, and were actually
===breathing air! Evolution in our pond had occurred. You should have seen
===these
===beautiful species of Koi and the lovely sound they make at night;
==="rib-it, riiibbb-it". Actually this confirm that there is wild Koi
===in the Louisiana swamps and New York sewers, It is not the first
===time I heard this sound. It goes to prove all That evolution is
===happening all over. there, is no god. This is what I frenetically tried
===to explain to the county health officials, when they came barging in
===with their Hazmats suits and sheriff officers. So there you have
===It; evolution in action. I just left the county mental health clinic
===after a few weeks, and my husband, well I guess that was husband
===number 3, that has gone with the wind, last I heard he ran away with
===the priest of our parish, where he use to be an alter boy. I have
===proven to
===that evolution is the only way life has occurred on this planet. all
===we needed was a water world like ours and one real big Indian Hippo!!!
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