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So during last spring semester at college I lived in a frathouse with
the majority of my fellow brothers. On of the brothers is a complete piece of trash. I mean real scum. This guy would skim hundreds of dollars out of our dues fund to furnish his room and pay for his share of the rent. He is also disgustingly fat and smells like horse crap, but that is another matter. I'm just trying to set the stage for what a dishonest, self-absorbed disgusting freak this guy is. Anyway, the only thing he liked more then eating and being an asshole and watching TV was his fishtank. From what I could estimate it was about an 80 gallon thing. Huge. He had all sorts of fish in it which he always boasted about paying lots of money for. I always thought to myself "yeah, money you imbezzled from the house fund." There were beautiful fish of all sizes in it and I must admit for as big a jerk as he was, he did a good job setting it up. Anyway, to get to the point, one day I got fed up with this asshole and when he wasnt there I snuck into his room and poured an entire bottle of aristocrat vodka into the tank. Needless to say, a holocaust ensued. By the next night, EVERY SINGLE fish in the tank had been wiped out. There were even some around the tank on the floor which means they must have jump to their doom in order to escape the agony of the toxic water. You couldn't even see into the tank there were so many floaters. Let me tell you how ****ed this guy was, he ended up fistfighting like half the brotherhood in his rage. He never suspected me for some reason tho so i got away SCOT-FREE. My question is, is there an ethical concern for massacring so many fish? Or was I justified because this guy was such a waste of life? At anyrate, the plan worked perfect, and I slept better then I have in a long time. -Slick |
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![]() "Slickwater" wrote in message om... My question is, is there an ethical concern for massacring so many fish? Yes. You're going to hell. For either being a fish murderer or being an asshole- whatever... -Toni done feeding |
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![]() I must admit, this is one of the best trolls I've seen in a looooong time. Yup, truely remiscent of the old days when they would crosspost the nutritional value a big mac to alt Mcdonalds and alt.pita groups. Posted through google though with a username like slick. You could have done better there guy as it obviously smells of troll fodder. If you wanted to be really good you would have forged the headers and impersonated one of the regulars. Well thanks for coming, ta ta. Nothing to see here people...move along...move along... -- -John Because it makes things difficult to understand. Why shouldn't I top post? |
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Ahhhhh Ole Wavey must be back to posting again........
Slickwater wrote: So during last spring semester at college I lived in a frathouse with the majority of my fellow brothers. On of the brothers is a complete piece of trash. I mean real scum. This guy would skim hundreds of dollars out of our dues fund to furnish his room and pay for his share of the rent. He is also disgustingly fat and smells like horse crap, but that is another matter. I'm just trying to set the stage for what a dishonest, self-absorbed disgusting freak this guy is. Anyway, the only thing he liked more then eating and being an asshole and watching TV was his fishtank. From what I could estimate it was about an 80 gallon thing. Huge. He had all sorts of fish in it which he always boasted about paying lots of money for. I always thought to myself "yeah, money you imbezzled from the house fund." There were beautiful fish of all sizes in it and I must admit for as big a jerk as he was, he did a good job setting it up. Anyway, to get to the point, one day I got fed up with this asshole and when he wasnt there I snuck into his room and poured an entire bottle of aristocrat vodka into the tank. Needless to say, a holocaust ensued. By the next night, EVERY SINGLE fish in the tank had been wiped out. There were even some around the tank on the floor which means they must have jump to their doom in order to escape the agony of the toxic water. You couldn't even see into the tank there were so many floaters. Let me tell you how ****ed this guy was, he ended up fistfighting like half the brotherhood in his rage. He never suspected me for some reason tho so i got away SCOT-FREE. My question is, is there an ethical concern for massacring so many fish? Or was I justified because this guy was such a waste of life? At anyrate, the plan worked perfect, and I slept better then I have in a long time. -Slick -- Ric Seyler |
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