Massive Dog Food recall....sure hope carol did not feed her hubby that caserol

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no
big surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to
be carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads
porn.....no wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with
know it all carol around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be
such a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new
trend....Anyway you cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a
dancing muppet. Must really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley
family member........and have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I'll never know another Reel McKoi like Reel McKoi on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
15:27:49 -0700 in AUK, they're so drad:

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no big
surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to be
carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads porn.....no
wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with know it all carol
around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be such
a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new trend....Anyway you
cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a dancing muppet. Must
really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley family member........and
have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I believe this nomination for Tristan Saint-John (assuming I've gotten
the name right -- Carol or Fred could confirm, I think) speaks for
itself. ‫

Seconds?

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Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers wrote:

I'll never know another Reel McKoi like Reel McKoi on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
15:27:49 -0700 in AUK, they're so drad:

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no big
surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to be
carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads porn.....no
wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with know it all carol
around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be such
a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new trend....Anyway you
cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a dancing muppet. Must
really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley family member........and
have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I believe this nomination for Tristan Saint-John (assuming I've gotten
the name right -- Carol or Fred could confirm, I think) speaks for
itself. ?

Seconds?

Looks like I'm eligible -- seconded.

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"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers wrote:

I'll never know another Reel McKoi like Reel McKoi on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
15:27:49 -0700 in AUK, they're so drad:

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no
big
surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to be
carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads porn.....no
wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with know it all carol
around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be
such
a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new trend....Anyway
you
cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a dancing muppet. Must
really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley family
member........and
have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I believe this nomination for Tristan Saint-John (assuming I've gotten
the name right -- Carol or Fred could confirm, I think) speaks for
itself. ?

His name is Roy "Tristan" Hauer."


Seconds?

Looks like I'm eligible -- seconded.

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On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:23:38 -0500, Loco Mo Shin did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
"Art Deco" wrote...
Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers wrote:
I'll never know another Reel McKoi like Reel McKoi on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
15:27:49 -0700 in AUK, they're so drad:

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no
big
surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to be
carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads porn.....no
wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with know it all
carol around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be
such
a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new trend....Anyway
you
cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a dancing muppet. Must
really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley family
member........and
have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I believe this nomination for Tristan Saint-John (assuming I've gotten
the name right -- Carol or Fred could confirm, I think) speaks for
itself. ?

His name is Roy "Tristan" Hauer."

Dangitall -- let the record show that Roy "Tristan" Hauer has been so
nominated and seconded.

Seconds?

Looks like I'm eligible -- seconded.

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Nominate away if you get your jollies off go for it, my paycheck
rolls in if I get it or not, anyway I worked hard at it so I deserve
it and any others y'all want to throw this way....go for it. like I
said if it makes ya get off or feels good do it! Simple things for
simple assholes!


On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:25:49 GMT, Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers
wrote:

I'll never know another Reel McKoi like Reel McKoi on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
15:27:49 -0700 in AUK, they're so drad:

Being a cheap bitch that she is, and lazy toboot, little does her
mushroom of a husband know that he has been eating dog food since he
married the moron. Dog food burgers, dog food caserols, dog food
meatballs and sphagehetti, doggie treats in her son and grandkids
stocking at christmas. Hell she even feeds her fish cat food so its no big
surprise the moron feeds her hubby dog food....Must really suck to be
carol gulleys husband...no wonder the mushroom downloads porn.....no
wonder he is a dumbass......no need to no anythng with know it all carol
around.
Rumor has it carol used to be a man as no real generic woman could be such
a bitch as her......or perhaps carol is setting a new trend....Anyway you
cut the cake carol gulley is a sick puppy and a dancing muppet. Must
really suck to be a yarrow or witkoski or gulley family member........and
have a relative or sibling like Carol.........

I believe this nomination for Tristan Saint-John (assuming I've gotten
the name right -- Carol or Fred could confirm, I think) speaks for
itself. ?

Seconds?



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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!

Hail Eris! On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:45:49 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of ~Roy~, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:

Nominate away if you get your jollies off go for it, my paycheck rolls
in if I get it or not, anyway I worked hard at it so I deserve it and any
others y'all want to throw this way....go for it. like I said if it makes
ya get off or feels good do it! Simple things for simple assholes!

You're going to be the favourite to win, if decent competition for you
shows up in the next week.

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