Stealing a laptop advice needed

Stealing a laptop advice needed

I suffer from SEVERE depression and so can't work. I need a laptop
computer. I went to steal one from a shop we have here in the USA and
I became very disheartened. This is because the laptop was attached to
a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some kind of alarm system
attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind enough to tell me of a
way you've figured around this security system? On a side note, If I
do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the damn wires, how do I
get them past the electronic tags they have at the exits? I mean, if i
carry the laptop over my head, above the height of the electronic
scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the side of the electronic
tags away from the door (in the gap between the electronic sensor and
the rest of the store), will the alarms still go off? What I'm trying
to say is, do the electric scanners at the exists have 360 degree
coverage, or is the coverage only between the gaps between the 2
sensors?


Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone
here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free laptop?
Thanks and bye friends.