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Chrysler radio
I just got my new Chrysler 300, and returned to the dealer the next
day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this! he said.."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "ASS-HOLES!" I yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.... |
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ROTFLMAO!
Dodgem TomKan wrote: > I just got my new Chrysler 300, and returned to the dealer the next > day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. > The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. > Watch this! he said.."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" > "Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers. > I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, > "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, > "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I > swerved in time to avoid them. "ASS-HOLES!" I yelled..... The French > National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, > backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on > sax.... > |
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And my kids decided that the 300's dvd player must work the same as the
radio and shouted "Liar Liar" and then George Bush appeared talking about weapons of mass destruction and how Iraq was helping the terrorists........................................ ........... "Dodge-Him" > wrote in message ... > ROTFLMAO! > Dodgem > > TomKan wrote: >> I just got my new Chrysler 300, and returned to the dealer the next >> day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. >> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. >> Watch this! he said.."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" >> "Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers. >> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, >> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, >> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. >> One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I >> swerved in time to avoid them. "ASS-HOLES!" I yelled..... The French >> National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, >> backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on >> sax.... >> > |
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"Scott Koprowski" > wrote in message nk.net... > And my kids decided that the 300's dvd player must work the same as the > radio and shouted "Liar Liar" and then George Bush appeared talking about > weapons of mass destruction and how Iraq was helping the > terrorists........................................ ........... > > Lame response..... |
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"SRG" > wrote in message news > > "Scott Koprowski" > wrote in message > nk.net... >> And my kids decided that the 300's dvd player must work the same as the >> radio and shouted "Liar Liar" and then George Bush appeared talking about >> weapons of mass destruction and how Iraq was helping the >> terrorists........................................ ........... >> >> > Lame response..... But, Not a lying response. |
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"Scott Koprowski" > wrote in message nk.net... > And my kids decided that the 300's dvd player must work the same as the > radio and shouted "Liar Liar" and then George Bush appeared talking about > weapons of mass destruction and how Iraq was helping the > terrorists........................................ ........... > Naw, he came on when they shouted "Son of a ****ing Bitch!" Karl Rove was the one that came on when they yelled "liar liar" you mistook them. Not hard, as dubya says what KR tells him to. Ted |
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Scott Koprowski wrote:
> And my kids decided that the 300's dvd player must work the same as the > radio and shouted "Liar Liar" and then George Bush appeared talking about > weapons of mass destruction and how Iraq was helping the > terrorists........................................ ........... Didn't even budge the needle on the troll-o-meter... Matt |
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David wrote:
> "SRG" > wrote in message > news > >>"Scott Koprowski" > wrote in message link.net... >> >>>And my kids decided that the 300's dvd player must work the same as the >>>radio and shouted "Liar Liar" and then George Bush appeared talking about >>>weapons of mass destruction and how Iraq was helping the >>>terrorists..................................... .............. >>> >>> >> >>Lame response..... > > > But, Not a lying response. > > Actually, it was both. Matt |
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Very good.
Now, if they can somehow adjust that to work with "Traffic" -- "Now Phoebe Snow direct can go from thirty-third to Buffalo. From Broadway bright the tubes run right Into the Road of Anthracite" Erie - Lackawanna "TomKan" > wrote in message ups.com... >I just got my new Chrysler 300, and returned to the dealer the next > day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. > The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. > Watch this! he said.."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" > "Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers. > I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, > "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, > "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I > swerved in time to avoid them. "ASS-HOLES!" I yelled..... The French > National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, > backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on > sax.... > |
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