whats the fastest you got your saturn up too ?

My son, in a very un-politically correct move was musing about racing
compact cars. So he comes out with, "winning a race in an
(expletive-deleted) Honda is like winning the 'special Olympics; You might
win but you're still an (expletive-deleted) retard." I should say that he
has been running big mustangs and is a big block snob. My wife also works
with the mentally challenged.

"Nobody U. Know" > wrote in message
...
> I've never understood the coffee can.They put a stupid fat muffler on a
> 1.5
> inch pipe and think they can hang with the big boys. I like to use the
> example of taking a skinny straw, blow in it...then flare out the end as
> much as you can and blow again. It doesn't do ****...but it does make
> somebody else some money saying "you can get 4 more HP out of this
> exhaust".
> 4 HP for 100 bucks?. The weather has more of an effect than that. Cut out
> cheese cake for a week and you can make that up in weight for free.

I've always enjoyed the tagline used by a guy on Saturnspot.com, "Hondas are
like tampons, every (insert your slang term for felines here) got one."

Trouble is, I've owned a Civic....was a good, reliable car. Still find
reference funny though.